Cooper O'Neil

I collect deer and I'm unabashed about it.

[terrible-lifeadvice]

SLPT: Make road signs with braille so blind drivers can read as well

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

Cant believe we havent done this already

[terrible-lifeadvice]

SLPT: While cutting the bagel, put your finger in the middle of it to hold it in place.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[tinderfinds]

What does everyone think of my new filter?

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

I honestly don’t understand why I can’t get a date

[hydro-homies]

“She called you Mongolian”

[terrible-lifeadvice]

SLPT: Never have to pay for anything again, just get a 3D printer!

[tinderfinds]

Trying to date on tinder

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

(girls irl)

[terrible-lifeadvice]

SLPT: Struggling Grade 12 Chemistry? Well fear not! Imagine these atoms as people and make them mate to easily remember hybridized orbitals because we all know you remember orgasms more than you do with the octet rule.

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

damn. I couldve passed chemistry with this 

[awesomecrappeoplesay]

Random Guy - #10

Guy A was holding the door to let Guy B go inside, Guy B was trying to let me go outside, and I was trying to let them come inside.

Guy A: “It’s a Canadian standoff.”

[buffdaddylayton]

[princerook]

C R Y I N G OMG

[loki-cat2]

I DONT THINK YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND

HOW MUCH I LOVE THESE SPIDERMAN PICS

[triggafiasco]

OH OH OHHH! I have some!!  

[ralaferinmoved-blog]

[geeeeeeeeeeeeeeenji]

oh shit not this fucking bullshit again oh my god jfklsdjflkj

[amarilloo]

THERE’S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM! 

[frickingrimesarchive]

HOLY FUCK HE’S BACK OMG

I’M ACUTALLY CRYING HERE OH GOD

[wondermagician-deactivated20160]

can’t forget these

[curledmess]

THESE ARE GOLDEN

[lucifer-the-morning-star-blog]

THESE ARE THE BEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE OMG

[nunyabizni]

@turtrussel

[kardcaptor-sakura-deactivated20]

How can ya’ll have a Spiderman thread and not post the original?

[nunyabizni]

Oh dear me

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

Them: why is Spiderman the best superhero?

Me:

[obviousplant]

Fimally!

[1995--emo]

Why is his neck like that

[colorfulsam]

Bc he enjoy

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

Fimally!

[heckifiknowcomics]

[pussy-and-pizzza-x-deactivated2]

This is hilarious

[golden-buddle]

You forgot the Sequel!!

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

Id watch it

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

Now with clothing!

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

Thanks my dude

[lolmemez]

Gulp gulp gulp

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

The story youve been looking for

@nicholas-dude 

I went to this party during highschool and I was drinking a lot (chill I was binge drinking Pepsi). Eventually I had to like pee (you know how this works) so I waited in line. and waited in line. and waited in line some more. Eventually I gave up and went to a different bathroom which was open (fml) and by the point I got into the bathroom, I had to pee so bad it was horrible. So I get in there, shut the door behind me, and begin the sweet relief of finally peeing. So there I am, mid pee stream, enjoying some alone time when behind me I hear the sound of a curtains being drawn and a phone camera. I turn my head around towards the shower and I’m like “wtf” and theres this girl sitting in the bathtub... on her phone, and she’s says to me “oh, thats definitely going on snapchat... or the gram.” Im still peeing btw (the flow was strong okay don’t judge) and then im like “who tf are you and why tf are you sitting in the bathtup taking pictures of random party-goers as they try to pee” and she’s like “dude I dont even care. you have a nice butt.” Im flattered and all but like..... the f*ck? and then i fuss with her about not sending it to anyone and she’s all like “oof sorry buddy i sent it for streaks” (its a snapchat thing for those of you who dont know) (basically it means she sent the darn picture to like everybody) and i was like “oh thats f*cking great well i hope everyone likes my butt as much as you do”. So Im finally done peeing now and I ask the girl if she’s gonna leave the bathroom and she’s like “sure-- help me up?” ----- did I not mention that shes sitting in the bathtub and theres literally water in it (shes clothed tho)?? i dont think i did so ill tell you now. --- anyways, so I go over to the bathtub and I cant get her up cause of the angle so I, frustrated, take my shoes off, roll my pants up, and step into the tub to get her up. she decides its super funny to pull me down, so I fall into the tub, wack my head, get water all over the floor (physics!), and now all my clothes are practically soaked. good times. 

[memesandlaughs]

[unabasheddeercollector1-blog]

@tumblrbot ‘s description intrigued me so I sent him a post and he sent me this. I feel like Im starting a lifelong friendship. He has quality taste in posts