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me overreacting

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tastefullyoffensive

This company understands dogs. (via jpellizzi)

egggheads

this is Barkshop’s Consuela Cactus!

Barkshop does a lot of toys that have “destroyer’s prizes” inside, normally a sturdy squeaker ball.

They have packages of toys designed based on play-style (I’m getting the ‘thrasher’ pack for Aiden’s birthday).

They also have a “destroyer’s club” where you can earn points by showing them the carnage your dogs inflict on their barkshop toys and earn a free toy.

It’s a really great company and if I could get free shipping i’d be spending my heart away on their stuff.

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My dog would adore this!

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The cactus will forgive you, doggo

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madderhatter

he’s trying to kill him

unfaggy

permeate

databaseovdeath-deactivated2019

there’s the fake merchandising holiday today that makes people depressed and theres also the other really good holiday

systlin

“Murder” is a strong term for “fighting off hostile invaders in your home”

thelastmemeera

For context, this happened while he was attempting to kidnap the ruler of Hawaii at gunpoint.

dowereallyneedthis

“murdered” during his “visit”… hmmm

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Tammy and the T-Rex (1994) dir. Stewart Raffill

An evil scientist implants the brain of Michael (Paul Walker), a murdered high school student, into a Tyrannosaurus. He escapes, wreaks vengeance on his high school tormentors, and is reunited with his sweetheart Tammy (Denise Richards).

…..I’m sorry what?

scaly pride

You left out the best part of the whole movie! They can’t get his body back, so for some reason the solution is to have his brain live in a jar in Tammy’s room. The film closes with Tammy performing a striptease for her jar-brain boyfriend

hallucinationhorrors

And the unreleased original cut is ultra-gory! Unreleased UNTIL NOW, I mean… they have it on SHUDDER!

xstarxchaserx

are the straights okay?

stars-bean

“You’re a mama, Jenny.” “I’m a mama.”

Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

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why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i charge devices

katswenski

Such a good boy. My website – My Instagram – See me on LINE Webtoon!

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lg-joanne

When life imitates art.

cruciatus-animus

This is why I don’t tell 99% people im bisexual

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I love how gay people do it too. Just… really? You’re literally saying the same shit to bisexuals that straight people say to you, and you don’t see the hypocrisy?

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If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

cutestwarlord

^^^

sciencemyfiction

If youre biphobic or hate bisexuals, fucking unfollow me, for serious.

drudragonrose

Why is this a thing like really? Homosextual people of ALL beings should understand that you like what you like and if the answer multiple choice then that’s just more love to go around non?

lynati

A huge number of people are already getting fucked over when it comes to being allowed to cast a vote in the upcoming elections. Let’s try to minimize what that number COULD be as much as possible. It might also be useful to have the number for the ACLU written down (or already in your phone) so you can CALL THEM while still at the polling place and get whatever information is needed in order to see about having the ACLU sue them. Write down names. Get witnesses. Take photos. MAKE IT VERY CLEAR TO THE POLLSTERS THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE. (Unless you have reason to believe they’re going to be assholes and try to have you arrested for doing so, in which case, be as subtle as possible.)

clucku

Some more info on this, state by state.

witches-ofcolor

^^ Really look at the state by state info so just in case this happens you’ll know what to do!

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