The hell you doing 'ere?

whoop de doo i made another :D

[underpoke-toils]

I.. [cough] I work underneath the... [cough cough] the holy Citadel. I have no.. [cough] no fuckin' clue how I'm still alive. I've seen some o' my... [cough cough cough] my... [cough] coworkers on here, an' I figured I should get some.. [cough] soci- [cough cough] ..some socialization 'fore my lungs collapse in on themself one o' these... [cough cough] one o' these days.

Anywho... [cough cough] my name's... [cough] well I s'pose I don't have a name, my boss an' coworkers.. [cough cough] they call me Seventy-Eight, given I'm the... [cough] given I'm the one hundred and... [cough cough cough] one hundred and seventy-eighth Underpoke. To my knowledge.. [cough cough] I'm the oldest one still kickin', heh.

ooc under break

you guys voted, and i (@sludgefan0) made the blog, and here it is!

this is 78, an underpoke, legally he's underpoke number 178

he (if you couldn't tell from the numerous coughing fits) is a chain smoker, how did they get smokes in the underworks? no clue

rules:

no nsfw

joke shipping is fine but no serious shipping

remember there's a person behind this blog

respect all characters' pronouns (mod's are she/they)

don't be a bigot

i reserve the right to not answer any asks for whatever reasons i want

there are silksong spoilers here, beware (once sea of sorrow releases you are NOT allowed to do spoilers until i say you can)

other rp blogs are very welcome to interact

tags:

#/another day on the job/ - all text based posts

#/toiling/ - non text based posts

#/fellows/ - interactions with other rp blogs

#/a break?!/ - ooc posts

[underpoke-toils]

your kind are better than the underlofts.

:}

Damn fuckin' straight we are, heh! Them... [cough cough] them rascals ain't got shit on us 'pokers!

[underworker-5459]

HEY WAIT FUCK YOU MY WIFE IS AN UNDERLOFT

[underpoke-toils]

She ain't my wife! I'm- [cough] I'm entitled to my own opinions damnit! And my own opinions are that the lofts- [cough cough] are shitty rascals!

[underworker-5459]

underlofts can do flips that are sick as fuckkk though

[underpoke-toils]

You think they can do flips?! Oh I'll show you a flip!!

[178 attempts to do a flip and ends up failing miserably.]

Ackkk... [cough cough] my baaaaack...

Okay maybe I can't- [cough] do a flip... and maybe Underlofts can, but they're still rascals!!

[underpoke-toils]

Were you ever a pilgrim? If so, what was your pilgrimage like?

Oh, it's been wayyyy long since my- [cough cough] pilgrimage!

I don't remember much of it, though. I do know- [cough cough cough] I do know that I lost A LOT of companions, more than I can count! 'Tis the test the Citadel puts us through after all, ey...

I [cough] spent that entire journey wishin' to spend the rest of my days livin' it up in it the Citadel. An' I'm certainly spendin' the rest of my days in here, just not in the way I expected, heh heh! Them rich folk up top are bastards anyways, I'm at least happy to do honest work.

[underpoke-toils]

your kind are better than the underlofts.

:}

Damn fuckin' straight we are, heh! Them... [cough cough] them rascals ain't got shit on us 'pokers!

[underworker-5459]

HEY WAIT FUCK YOU MY WIFE IS AN UNDERLOFT

[underpoke-toils]

She ain't my wife! I'm- [cough] I'm entitled to my own opinions damnit! And my own opinions are that the lofts- [cough cough] are shitty rascals!

[underpoke-toils]

*gives you cough medicine*

[178 jumps back in fear.]

WHAT THE [cough] FUCK?!?!

Are you tryin' to kill me?!?!?!?

Eughh.... get that [cough] shit away from me!

[underpoke-toils]

How many times have you Confessed?

Actual confession? Only a [cough] few times 'fore I figured out it was a scam- [cough cough]

Since I've [cough] just been messin' with it, I'm at... 139! I figured it'd have broken somehow by now, but the thing's- [cough cough] resilient.

[underpoke-toils]

How do you feel about the conditions in the Underworks? The benches, the Confession booth, etc?

It's shitty but, [cough cough] ya find loopholes an' get used to it once you've been 'ere long as I have.

[underpoke-toils]

When was the last time you drank water

Thats a tough- [cough] one. We don't get a lot of water here in the Underworks, I'd be inclined to say a few- [cough] weeks ago..? Maybe longer?

[underpoke-toils]

do you believe laws are flexible or immovable?

Uhh... I don't fuckin' know? [cough cough] ...My boss would say immovable I guess, 'ey don't make a lot o' exceptions.

[underpoke-toils]

Pettit ng yoy

Ow. That hurts- [cough cough] stop.

[underpoke-toils]

*offers you a handkerchief*

[178 coughs a LOT of gunk and dust into the handkerchief.]

I guess this is a tad better than the floor, don't see much of a... [cough cough cough] a reason to use it over the saws er lava though, ey?

[underpoke-toils]

have you ever heard of vapes

they're like cigarettes but they can come in fruity fortnite flavors

You damn kids an' yer damn- [cough cough] flavors! What ever happened- [cough] to playin' in the mud and eatin'- [cough cough] rocks!

[underworker-5459]

Long time.. [cough cough] long time no see, 5459!

How's the- [cough] wife been treatin' ya? Care for a... [cough] care for a cig?

(@underpoke-toils)

oh hey man it's been a minute. honestly kinda figured you clunked out good to see you're still kicking

sandra was doing good last time i saw her. heard she might be working in the cauldron sector

i think the smog i breath in is already the equivalent of like four packs per day though so i'll pass on the cig

[underpoke-toils]

Naw, this ol' man's still- [cough] barely kickin'!

The Cauldron's actually- [cough cough] got the highest death rates in the whole Underworks, just beatin' out the big [cough] crusher cube things. Don't be too surprised if she don't show up in a while, [cough cough] -heat's brutal in there.

Suit yerself on the cig, [cough] -I think it makes the smog just a li'l better.

[underworker-5459]

well uh. yeah guess i've heard that. but she can handle a little heat i'm not worried. she's tough and smart

plus she's got a knack for lava and igneous rocks and all of that geology shit so i'm sure she's having a blast down there really

[underpoke-toils]

Well let's hope she can handle it, ey! [cough cough]

I'd offer up a few Rosaries fer prayer's 'n shit, [cough] but I've been workin' on seein' how many beads the ol' confession booth can hold 'fore it blows, heh heh!

[underworker-5459]

Long time.. [cough cough] long time no see, 5459!

How's the- [cough] wife been treatin' ya? Care for a... [cough] care for a cig?

(@underpoke-toils)

oh hey man it's been a minute. honestly kinda figured you clunked out good to see you're still kicking

sandra was doing good last time i saw her. heard she might be working in the cauldron sector

i think the smog i breath in is already the equivalent of like four packs per day though so i'll pass on the cig

[underpoke-toils]

Naw, this ol' man's still- [cough] barely kickin'!

The Cauldron's actually- [cough cough] got the highest death rates in the whole Underworks, just beatin' out the big [cough] crusher cube things. Don't be too surprised if she don't show up in a while, [cough cough] -heat's brutal in there.

Suit yerself on the cig, [cough] -I think it makes the smog just a li'l better.

[underpoke-toils]

That thing you took a smoke break around is the resting place of an old Weaver. Perhaps you could earn her favor?

It's a.. [cough] a grave?? Why the hell's it whisperin' then! Eh, forget about it, I'll just take my smoke breaks... [cough cough] I'll just take my smoke breaks elsewhere.

[underpoke-toils]

Took my self proclaimed... [cough] smoke break today to just look at this ol' thing. It whispers fer some reason, kinda... [cough cough] kinda fuckin' freaky.

Anyone know what the hell it is? 'Cause I ain't got a clue.

[underpoke-toils]

Giving you a bath

[cough cough] Ya know... this ain't too bad actually.