I'm not on this blog all that often because I'm an adult with adult things happening in my life. HOWEVER, I'd really like any of you fellow freaks to submit your favorite unloved blorbos so this blog doesn't loose momentum.
Rules of who and who not to post:
Submissions are only accessable to adults. This is not an NSFW blog, keep in mind- it's only as explicit as any other standard tumblr but I mean this is a place for cringe adults to be cringe together. If ur a minor and you submit something past me your post is getting taken down.
Characters which are not men but literal children or non-talking animals. Stick to grown up Poof or Kovu from Lion King 2 like a decent human being. THAT IS- unless your featuring them not as a sexyman but as a precious cinnamonblorboson; i.e. a non-sexually gratifying character.
ABSOLUTELY NO REAL PEOPLE AND NO IRL CRIMINAL PEOPLE EITHER NOPENOPENOPE GO TO JAIL. NOPE.
Sorry but you can't submit your OCs.
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Characters that are definitely "too popular" to be included on this blog:
While this blog will occassionally post about the art of the tumblrsexymen in general, I can't have a million oncelers on this blog that's supposed to be for lesser-known fandom men (and womens, once I finally get around to posting more). Absolutely no Oncelers or Sans's allowed. The exception to this rule are underrated characters within a larger fandom: like Psy the delivery guy can be submitted but no not Onceler.
Other disqualified for being 'too popular mens' would include:
Disney Princes or Heroes (Disney dads are another thing entirely but please don't submit Simba or Prince Eric). Frollo, Dr. Facilier, Jafar, Rattigan, Scar, Hades, Gaston, Bruno Madrigal, Tamatoa, Randall Boggs, Magnifico and Long John Silver are all similarly too hot to handle Didney Men, sorry.
Game of Thrones mens.
Jack Skellington, Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands are all far too iconic and beloved to be appropriate for this blog.
Invader Zim mens.
Glitch Productions men (male characters from Amazing Digital Circus, Murder Drones, Gaslight District)
Twilight mens. Not that you ever need anyone other than Charlie.
Mortal Kombat mens
Sonic mens.
Street Fighter mans.
Homestuck mans.
Five Nights at Freddy's mans.
Poppy's Playtime mens.
Emperor Belos or Hunter from The Owl House.
Invincible mans.
Any mens from Tara Gilebie's Harry Porter series. no
Avengers +X-Men/popular Marvel mans. Get your Loki arse outta my kitchen.
Freddy Kruger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Leatherface, Chucky, Pennywise and Pinhead are ALL too big to fail. C'mon, you KNOW they can't go on the blog. Leave them at home.
Justice League +Rogue's gallery/popular DC mans
Don't Hug me I'm Scared's main trio or Tony the Clock.
Undertale/Deltarune mans
Erik the Phantom of the Opera.
Major Helluvaverse men. Love permitted only to extremely minor or background demons like Stolas' mistreated imp butler.
Rocky Horror Picture show mens.
Smaug and Lord of the Rings mens.
Final Fantasy mens.
Hetalia mens.
The Boys mens.
The lead mens from Shrek.
The lead mens from Star Wars.
The lead Hamilton mens. I don't care how many Miku binders they wear they aren't allowed in.
The lead mens from any Star Trek thing.
ANY major SuperWhoLock mens.
How to Train your Dragon mens.
Black Hat and Flogg from Villainous.
Adventure Time mens.
Major supporting My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic mens. No Discord or Shining Armor allowed.
Gravity Falls mens. Stop submitting the GILF brothers or that damn evil dorito voiced by Alex Hirsch you KNOW he's not underrated.
Major Pokemon mens (includes sapient talking pokemon like Mewtwo. Mewtwo IS one of my fav sexymans but he's also Mewtwo so he stays off)
Digimon mens.
Snowmiser and Heatmiser.
Raggedy Andy. I'm lookin at you, Gooseworx.













