Underrated Sexymen

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I'm not on this blog all that often because I'm an adult with adult things happening in my life. HOWEVER, I'd really like any of you fellow freaks to submit your favorite unloved blorbos so this blog doesn't loose momentum.

Rules of who and who not to post:

Submissions are only accessable to adults. This is not an NSFW blog, keep in mind- it's only as explicit as any other standard tumblr but I mean this is a place for cringe adults to be cringe together. If ur a minor and you submit something past me your post is getting taken down.

Characters which are not men but literal children or non-talking animals. Stick to grown up Poof or Kovu from Lion King 2 like a decent human being. THAT IS- unless your featuring them not as a sexyman but as a precious cinnamonblorboson; i.e. a non-sexually gratifying character.

ABSOLUTELY NO REAL PEOPLE AND NO IRL CRIMINAL PEOPLE EITHER NOPENOPENOPE GO TO JAIL. NOPE.

Sorry but you can't submit your OCs.

-> -> In the current year, in the current ongoing MULTIPLE human rights conflicts going on around us, this blog is NOT a verification/activism blog. It is a dumb blog for dumb things that we would like to use for the forces of good but that does not mean this blog itself will allow you to post notes advertising your campaigns on our posts. Please '@' @weaselbeaselpants for ANY campaign reblogging needs, especially serious ones like GoFundMes to save lives. <- <-

Characters that are definitely "too popular" to be included on this blog:

While this blog will occassionally post about the art of the tumblrsexymen in general, I can't have a million oncelers on this blog that's supposed to be for lesser-known fandom men (and womens, once I finally get around to posting more). Absolutely no Oncelers or Sans's allowed. The exception to this rule are underrated characters within a larger fandom: like Psy the delivery guy can be submitted but no not Onceler.

Other disqualified for being 'too popular mens' would include:

Disney Princes or Heroes (Disney dads are another thing entirely but please don't submit Simba or Prince Eric). Frollo, Dr. Facilier, Jafar, Rattigan, Scar, Hades, Gaston, Bruno Madrigal, Tamatoa, Randall Boggs, Magnifico and Long John Silver are all similarly too hot to handle Didney Men, sorry.

Game of Thrones mens.

Jack Skellington, Beetlejuice and Edward Scissorhands are all far too iconic and beloved to be appropriate for this blog.

Invader Zim mens.

Glitch Productions men (male characters from Amazing Digital Circus, Murder Drones, Gaslight District)

Twilight mens. Not that you ever need anyone other than Charlie.

Mortal Kombat mens

Sonic mens.

Street Fighter mans.

Homestuck mans.

Five Nights at Freddy's mans.

Poppy's Playtime mens.

Emperor Belos or Hunter from The Owl House.

Invincible mans.

Any mens from Tara Gilebie's Harry Porter series. no

Avengers +X-Men/popular Marvel mans. Get your Loki arse outta my kitchen.

Freddy Kruger, Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Leatherface, Chucky, Pennywise and Pinhead are ALL too big to fail. C'mon, you KNOW they can't go on the blog. Leave them at home.

Justice League +Rogue's gallery/popular DC mans

Don't Hug me I'm Scared's main trio or Tony the Clock.

Undertale/Deltarune mans

Erik the Phantom of the Opera.

Major Helluvaverse men. Love permitted only to extremely minor or background demons like Stolas' mistreated imp butler.

Rocky Horror Picture show mens.

Smaug and Lord of the Rings mens.

Final Fantasy mens.

Hetalia mens.

The Boys mens.

The lead mens from Shrek.

The lead mens from Star Wars.

The lead Hamilton mens. I don't care how many Miku binders they wear they aren't allowed in.

The lead mens from any Star Trek thing.

ANY major SuperWhoLock mens.

How to Train your Dragon mens.

Black Hat and Flogg from Villainous.

Adventure Time mens.

Major supporting My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic mens. No Discord or Shining Armor allowed.

Gravity Falls mens. Stop submitting the GILF brothers or that damn evil dorito voiced by Alex Hirsch you KNOW he's not underrated.

Major Pokemon mens (includes sapient talking pokemon like Mewtwo. Mewtwo IS one of my fav sexymans but he's also Mewtwo so he stays off)

Digimon mens.

Snowmiser and Heatmiser.

Raggedy Andy. I'm lookin at you, Gooseworx.

[cecameron]

Because I have a feeling you're going to make Wink, Eulia, and Bacillus a Poly relationship?

[cecameron]

LONG TIME COMING - a Somewhere Other epilogue comic

[underratedsexymen]

Top 10 most earned Old Man Yaoi couplings.

[cecameron]

To whomever asked about role reversal Bacillus- I found this while going through old files!

[cecameron]

Found some more!

[cecameron]

Do you remember the role-swapped Euline and Bacillus? And if so, do you have a ref of role-swapped Bacillus kicking around somewhere?

I didn't do much art of him, but I do have this!

[cecameron]

Boards progressing slowly! This episode is large

[cecameron]

Still plugging away at preliminary anim!

[azertip]

Paul Felix

[debaoki]

Gosh, I love Lilo & Stitch…

[faitherinhicks]

So gorgeous. I love a room with well-designed props.

[calliepoppingoff]

@cecameron thank you for himbo rep Nocturne

[cecameron]

OK but like tru though?????

[sugarvampiearts]

"WAAAHHHH THERE'S TOO MANY HORROR BASED INDIE SHOWS WAAAAHHHH!!!!!"

Oh no my steak too juicy and my lobster too buttery.

Also, there are so many indie shows that aren't horror, y'all are just too lazy and entitled to actually look and expect everything to cater to your tastes.

Also, a non GLITCH indie show I highly recommend is El Guapo vs The Narco Vampires because its funny and the art is amazing.

[epistacchio]

I just think they're neat

[underratedsexymen]

Bacillus from the webcomic/web series "Wimp Witch"

<Warning: the web comic talked about here, while pretty tame in how it approaches it, is technically NSFW and the creator is very much forward with the main character Euline being a " lil miss fanservice ". No shame in that; in fact props to her for making all the interactions of age and otherwise consenting to legit intimacy -AND while having a-typical monster and body types to boot!>

Bacillus is a manipulative poisonous fungus-fae-wizard plant monster and the conflict of the first book in the series "Wimp Witch".

A nefarious keeper of noxious plants and parasites, he takes an interest in the main character Euline after she first confronts him on his growing methods and then later because she's immune to his poisons, so wants her to be a host for his seedling monsters.

And, also, because Euline's clearly in to being his host.

I like their chemistry and how their back and forth genuinely becomes legit seduction rather than active predation.

He's sincerely drawn to Euline from day one, but over the course of the comic (and the uncovering of the real threat of the series), genuinely comes to comfort, care and truly love her. He's very supportive of her too even as she's trying to fight him,

and then later when she realizes she's not just immune to poisons but poisons anyone with her kisses. In a sense, he's technically trying to impart his ideals onto her, but despite being a bit scatterbrained at times, Euline is aware of this the whole time. She's drawn to him not because she thinks he's a legit 'great guy, actually!' but because he legit wants to tap that gooey root man. As such, she is receptive to his legitimate kindness he shows her through his grander plan.

A plan which he otherwise abandons because-

SPOILER: The main villain of the first comic is not Bacillus, but the living computer of Euline's coven, Wink, who wants her for himself. In fighting him Euline finds out her immunity to poisons is because her magical niche does happen to be plants and flowers which she uses to subdue Wink.

Bacillus not only falls EVEN MORE in love with her but the two end up consummating their love and he impregnates her with a seedling monster

which grows into a massive kaiju they name 'Monica'- whom they proceed to each treat like their beloved bratty teenage daughter (cuz she is).

Something I deeply appreciate about this guy from just a writing standpoint is how he's both a greater-scope and red-herring villain.

So many other stories do this thing where they have a redeemable villain be 'bad' but then "there's an even badder guy" above the villain/monster protagonist who's "really REALLY bad" to make the first bad guy look 'good' or 'better' in comparison. Bacillus is neither. He's legitimately a creature of darkness who tricks people into consuming his seeds so they will pass and produce his living plants, not because his plants literally aim to kill people -as once thought of by the first book-

-BUT BECAUSE his unlivable toxic garden was supposed to usher in an environment for his dark lord above him, Nergus, as shown in book two of webcomic which is still ongoing.

He comes clean about these intentions and how he's abandoned Nergus because he loves Euline, in a way that somehow doesn't read as hackneyed or bait-and-switchy. And...

I LOVE THIS!!!

Man is a devoted, RESPECTFUL partner --they have an open relationship as she has other boos she 'pursues' and he has to kiss people down their throat to implant seedlings in hosts. He only get's 'jealous' when someone who's more powerful or with bad faith threatens Euline.

He doesn't even badger/pressure her into sax when he has her alone despite it being what you'd expect/how he's acted up until that point.

At one point SHE'S THE ONE TO COME ONTO HIM. It's like those 'role reversal' dark romance lit but without the DARVO-isms.

and he's a very, VERY much doting father to his kaiju daughter whom he goes as far as to ask Euline's witch friends to help get her sunlight.

This is AMAZING. This is FANTASTIC...

It's almost creepy...it's like someone made an appealing alternative to Stolas in Helluva Boss WITHOUT TRYING to make an alternative to Stolas. Like it feels like this series manifested to particularly inspire to me..

This man is peak he could seriously draw hands for ultimate unwanted sexyman vs Captain of the Dead from Petite Vampire and Elktaur from Centaurworld.

AND HE'S PLUS SIZED AND LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!

AND THAT'S ALL JUST THE COMICS. There's a webseries too adapting the first book.

Wimp Witch Animated Series

By sheer luck of it being in an 'indie animation pilots' on youtube and having "witch" in the title as I was looking for spooky-scary monster animations, I came across this show and I'm genuinely happy I did. I'm so pumped for episode 7 which concludes the first book.

A friendly "good show, madame" from a resident aroace, @cecameron~

[underratedsexymen]

Bacillus hype post take two, because no one was seeing it and seriously guys look at this!!

also, the creator drew what he looks like as a human/in a more disney style and oh my god

[8ghostscarabs]

more JATGP test sketches from 2 months ago that I decided to colour in because why not

Spider’s film design is so hard to try and draw consistently

[lgbtqiatext]

[underratedsexymen]

Bacillus from the webcomic/web series "Wimp Witch"

<Warning: the web comic talked about here, while pretty tame in how it approaches it, is technically NSFW and the creator is very much forward with the main character Euline being a " lil miss fanservice ". No shame in that; in fact props to her for making all the interactions of age and otherwise consenting to legit intimacy -AND while having a-typical monster and body types to boot!>

Bacillus is a manipulative poisonous fungus-fae-wizard plant monster and the conflict of the first book in the series "Wimp Witch".

A nefarious keeper of noxious plants and parasites, he takes an interest in the main character Euline after she first confronts him on his growing methods and then later because she's immune to his poisons, so wants her to be a host for his seedling monsters.

And, also, because Euline's clearly in to being his host.

I like their chemistry and how their back and forth genuinely becomes legit seduction rather than active predation.

He's sincerely drawn to Euline from day one, but over the course of the comic (and the uncovering of the real threat of the series), genuinely comes to comfort, care and truly love her. He's very supportive of her too even as she's trying to fight him,

and then later when she realizes she's not just immune to poisons but poisons anyone with her kisses. In a sense, he's technically trying to impart his ideals onto her, but despite being a bit scatterbrained at times, Euline is aware of this the whole time. She's drawn to him not because she thinks he's a legit 'great guy, actually!' but because he legit wants to tap that gooey root man. As such, she is receptive to his legitimate kindness he shows her through his grander plan.

A plan which he otherwise abandons because-

SPOILER: The main villain of the first comic is not Bacillus, but the living computer of Euline's coven, Wink, who wants her for himself. In fighting him Euline finds out her immunity to poisons is because her magical niche does happen to be plants and flowers which she uses to subdue Wink.

Bacillus not only falls EVEN MORE in love with her but the two end up consummating their love and he impregnates her with a seedling monster

which grows into a massive kaiju they name 'Monica'- whom they proceed to each treat like their beloved bratty teenage daughter (cuz she is).

Something I deeply appreciate about this guy from just a writing standpoint is how he's both a greater-scope and red-herring villain.

So many other stories do this thing where they have a redeemable villain be 'bad' but then "there's an even badder guy" above the villain/monster protagonist who's "really REALLY bad" to make the first bad guy look 'good' or 'better' in comparison. Bacillus is neither. He's legitimately a creature of darkness who tricks people into consuming his seeds so they will pass and produce his living plants, not because his plants literally aim to kill people -as once thought of by the first book-

-BUT BECAUSE his unlivable toxic garden was supposed to usher in an environment for his dark lord above him, Nergus, as shown in book two of webcomic which is still ongoing.

He comes clean about these intentions and how he's abandoned Nergus because he loves Euline, in a way that somehow doesn't read as hackneyed or bait-and-switchy. And...

I LOVE THIS!!!

Man is a devoted, RESPECTFUL partner --they have an open relationship as she has other boos she 'pursues' and he has to kiss people down their throat to implant seedlings in hosts. He only get's 'jealous' when someone who's more powerful or with bad faith threatens Euline.

He doesn't even badger/pressure her into sax when he has her alone despite it being what you'd expect/how he's acted up until that point.

At one point SHE'S THE ONE TO COME ONTO HIM. It's like those 'role reversal' dark romance lit but without the DARVO-isms.

and he's a very, VERY much doting father to his kaiju daughter whom he goes as far as to ask Euline's witch friends to help get her sunlight.

This is AMAZING. This is FANTASTIC...

It's almost creepy...it's like someone made an appealing alternative to Stolas in Helluva Boss WITHOUT TRYING to make an alternative to Stolas. Like it feels like this series manifested to particularly inspire to me..

This man is peak he could seriously draw hands for ultimate unwanted sexyman vs Captain of the Dead from Petite Vampire and Elktaur from Centaurworld.

AND HE'S PLUS SIZED AND LOOKS LIKE THE GRINCH!!!!

AND THAT'S ALL JUST THE COMICS. There's a webseries too adapting the first book.

Wimp Witch Animated Series

By sheer luck of it being in an 'indie animation pilots' on youtube and having "witch" in the title as I was looking for spooky-scary monster animations, I came across this show and I'm genuinely happy I did. I'm so pumped for episode 7 which concludes the first book.

A friendly "good show, madame" from a resident aroace, @cecameron~

[underratedsexymen]

Hell hath no fury like a Sexyman who canonically simps

TRUELY the most dangerous game of them all.

Not ofc like that will do you any good being the simped-for in this scenario...

I argue to this day that sexymens who have a DEEP affinity for another person is always more dangerous fandom wise. I say this because as a shipper, the simping sexymen are going to be defended to hell and back as 'good' for wanting to be loved/wanting the affection of their heart's desire.

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In other sexyman news, this is the greatest strike against Jack Skellington, as he doesn't fall in love with Sally until the very end of the story.

Not that that stops people, ofc. Jack needs more simping.

[underratedsexymen]

Hell hath no fury like a Sexyman who canonically simps

TRUELY the most dangerous game of them all.

Not ofc like that will do you any good being the simped-for in this scenario...

I argue to this day that sexymens who have a DEEP affinity for another person is always more dangerous fandom wise. I say this because as a shipper, the simping sexymen are going to be defended to hell and back as 'good' for wanting to be loved/wanting the affection of their heart's desire.