Guess that I'm stuck here

This is an Evan Rosier rp account (main is @mairon-goth-minion)

[une-rose-de-sang]

You seek to know who I am? Well, I died. Yet here I am.

Name: Evan Rosier, who else?

Hogwarts House: Slytherin, of course.

Things which I enjoy: mon chaton (also known as my best friend and partner in crime Barty), dissecting, dead things, mayhem, vengeance

Things which I do not enjoy: those who hide beneath masks of indifference, when my friends are in any way harmed

Things about me: I am French, I like boys, I’ve got a twin sister named Pandora, I’m really good at dueling and at cooking (knives are a hobby of mine, you see…)

Friends of mine: 🔪Barty🔪 : @fkufather 💀Regulus💀 : @pianist-and-poet ⏳Pandora⏳: @fates-and-flowers ⚔️Dorcas⚔️ : @dorcas-is-the-best

Others: Marlene : @if-mommy-issues-could-talk Xenophilius : @xen0-l0vg00d Lily : @in-need-of-femininomenon Mary Peter : @wonderful-wormy

Sirius : @i-swear-im-not-joking James : @sunshine-prongsie-boy Remus : @r0muluslupin Severus

Personal Philosophy: “I don’t know anything anymore”

@thatonemaraudersrp

[une-rose-de-sang]

hi guys im @cch3rrybomb and uhhh baguette kindly gave me this blog but i gotta say I DONT KNOW FRENCH!!!!!!!! and goohgle translate is a pain soooo dont use french for me unless its absolutely nessecary

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you should check on your fiancé…

oh god @fkufather

[wonderful-wormy]

I feel bad. Everyone is suffering and yet I’m finally happy. I…

I don’t know how to feel

[une-rose-de-sang]

chill, dude

[glitchedmoon5]

I need to have a gossip session with the portraits in Hogwarts' corridors

[if-mommy-issues-could-talk]

I don't want to leave hogwarts

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What’s up?

[if-mommy-issues-could-talk]

Nm just getting disowned<3

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Damn, bro. Why?

[if-mommy-issues-could-talk]

I don't want to leave hogwarts

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What’s up?

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

i don’t like saying ‘when i was born’ when talking about that time. ‘the day i escaped the womb’ sounds way cooler

[amberpriceenthusiast]

Cannibalism is erotic

[here-am-i-sitting-in-a-tin-can]

this isn’t tea, it’s the blood of a virgin

[sunshine-prongsie-boy]

hahahahaha okay so im starting to think this isnt a joke anymore which is NOT GOOD AND IM GOING TO HAVE A BREAKDOWN !!

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Please don’t have a breakdown, dude

[sunshine-prongsie-boy]

mum…

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What’s going on?

[fkufather]

@une-rose-de-sang Hi

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Barty?

[fkufather]

Evan.

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I’m so sorry

[fkufather]

Why are you sorry?

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It’s my fault. My fault you died. My fault.

[fkufather]

I killed myself. It’s my own fault on that accord

[une-rose-de-sang]

But you did it because of me. Had I not…

I’m so sorry. Forgive me, Chaton.

[fkufather]

It is fine, Vee. Now we are dead together

[une-rose-de-sang]

You could be alive, though. You could have done things.

[fkufather]

And I can do things while I’m dead, amour

[une-rose-de-sang]

But I can’t kiss you anymore

[fkufather]

You couldn’t do that when you were dead. At least we are equal now

[une-rose-de-sang]

… fair point.

[fkufather]

Now we can both be dead and do lil ghost kisses

[une-rose-de-sang]

I guess so

OH DO YOU THINK THAT WE CAN FUCK SHIT UP WITH PEEVES NOW???

[fkufather]

@une-rose-de-sang Hi

[une-rose-de-sang]

Barty?

[fkufather]

Evan.

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I’m so sorry

[fkufather]

Why are you sorry?

[une-rose-de-sang]

It’s my fault. My fault you died. My fault.

[fkufather]

I killed myself. It’s my own fault on that accord

[une-rose-de-sang]

But you did it because of me. Had I not…

I’m so sorry. Forgive me, Chaton.

[fkufather]

It is fine, Vee. Now we are dead together

[une-rose-de-sang]

You could be alive, though. You could have done things.

[fkufather]

And I can do things while I’m dead, amour

[une-rose-de-sang]

But I can’t kiss you anymore

[fkufather]

You couldn’t do that when you were dead. At least we are equal now

[une-rose-de-sang]

… fair point.

[fkufather]

@une-rose-de-sang Hi

[une-rose-de-sang]

Barty?

[fkufather]

Evan.

[une-rose-de-sang]

I’m so sorry

[fkufather]

Why are you sorry?

[une-rose-de-sang]

It’s my fault. My fault you died. My fault.

[fkufather]

I killed myself. It’s my own fault on that accord

[une-rose-de-sang]

But you did it because of me. Had I not…

I’m so sorry. Forgive me, Chaton.

[fkufather]

It is fine, Vee. Now we are dead together

[une-rose-de-sang]

You could be alive, though. You could have done things.

[fkufather]

And I can do things while I’m dead, amour

[une-rose-de-sang]

But I can’t kiss you anymore

[fkufather]

@une-rose-de-sang Hi

[une-rose-de-sang]

Barty?

[fkufather]

Evan.

[une-rose-de-sang]

I’m so sorry

[fkufather]

Why are you sorry?

[une-rose-de-sang]

It’s my fault. My fault you died. My fault.

[fkufather]

I killed myself. It’s my own fault on that accord

[une-rose-de-sang]

But you did it because of me. Had I not…

I’m so sorry. Forgive me, Chaton.

[fkufather]

It is fine, Vee. Now we are dead together

[une-rose-de-sang]

You could be alive, though. You could have done things.

[fkufather]

@une-rose-de-sang Hi

[une-rose-de-sang]

Barty?

[fkufather]

Evan.

[une-rose-de-sang]

I’m so sorry

[fkufather]

Why are you sorry?

[une-rose-de-sang]

It’s my fault. My fault you died. My fault.

[fkufather]

I killed myself. It’s my own fault on that accord

[une-rose-de-sang]

But you did it because of me. Had I not…

I’m so sorry. Forgive me, Chaton.