( * SEA WITCH )

uma of disney's descendants ( affiliated, selective, & canon divergent )

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misbehcvior:

            “Oh!  WHO WOULD’A THOUGHT  ???  Shrimpy’s found herself a crew.” The purple haired pixie mused spinning on the heels of her boots. A graceful dance for such a threatening gleam in her jewel toned irises. “I don’t like ‘em. Not that you could have done any better.  LETS SEE, you have a half witted ball of muscle. A murderous psychopath, and what? You? A washed up wanna be sea witch?  PATHETIC. ”

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    “You know what? You can suck my clit.” She started towards her old rival, a rage filling her chest. Each breath stung, reminding her of the suffering she had to endure while the PRINCESS was being worshipped in Auradon. When she stopped, her lips were inches away from Mal’s face. “I don't give a flying FUCK what you think about my crew. They’re loyal and TRUSTWORTHY. They won’t just get up and leave us all to DIE for eternity. They’re not perfect, far from it, but they’re here.” Harry and Gil looked a bit offended at that last bit. More so Gil, but Harry said something to ease his mind.   

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does my anger unsettle you?

    does it make you uncomfortable?

         does it SCARE you?

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no masters or kings, when the ritual begins. there is no sweeter innocence, than our gentle sin.

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                        the sound  of footsteps caught Raja’s attention. She glanced to the door from her sketches, wringing her hands of charcoal. She ought to be accustomed to patrons walking in at their leisure. Raja crossed the threshold to the main room. She recognized Uma immediately. Some of her best work was displayed on her fellow pirates - before she knew of the first mate that terrorized her youngest cousin. A russet brow arched with intrigue. 

                     ❛  The one and only. What can I do for you? ❜

Her firm posture loosened, trying to convey a sense of COMFORT. Raja wasn’t her enemy and she didn’t want it to appear as such. Uma couldn’t afford enemies, not when she had so little FRIENDS. She wondered what she thought of the witch. Was she the goddess she knew herself to be, or was she... shrimpy?

“You probably get the worst of the worst here, right?” A wicked grin curled across her lips. “I’m putting together a crew. I need connections, and your customers are loyal. Wanna help me out?”

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@wickedchoices

Uma had a certain level of respect for those of her crew who had stayed beside her. They weren’t cowards, they were the kind of WARRIORS she needed. Strong, powerful, they knew what they wanted and they were going to take it. She would be honored to lead them into battle at any time. But that wasn’t for today, today was for relaxing. They were on the ship, just sparring and drinking. Uma herself didn’t drink, but she knew her crew would appreciate something from Gaston’s.  

“Hey Diana, how’s it hangin’?” She called over to the other girl. 

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hcllsheir:

“I would think so? Last time I checked I woke up in his bed this morning?” She laughed playfully tasting the venom on her lips. This was unladylike, her father would have put her down if she dared speak like this in his presence. But she wasn’t in the mood to bow down to some SEA WENCH.

“Look, I’d rather you not try to turn him against me. Not unless you KNOW ANYTHING about m. Some say he’s the victim. Haven’t you heard? I’m the daughter of the devil. I’m practically a walking death omen. Boys don’t live long when TOUCH like me. He gave his heart to a GODDESS who sits on the THRONE of HELL. I doubt he’s the one using me.” It was true, wasn’t it? What boy would dare threaten her? Being as her father had a knack for torture, and she was versed as well. “Uma, DARLING. Let’s not lie to one another. I can see you’re just JEALOUS of what you couldn’t get. You are not that HARD to read. And Harry. You’re just angry that he was SMART enough to walk away from you.” 

“Me? Jealous of YOU? Oh, honey you must be dreaming.” Uma laughed, a sinister giggle that used to make her crew cower in fear. “I know all about you. Your dad’s an alcoholic with a dead wife. Your brother’s gonna follow right in his footsteps, isn’t he? Where is he anyway, at GASTON’S? Probably taking advantage of some innocent girl. And you’re fucking the town loon. Why would I want to be part of such a family of MONSTERS?”

“Harry was my first mate, yeah. He was my best friend and my greatest ally. But he was FOOLISH to leave. The boy’s completely insane, Helena. He could get himself hurt.” Her eyes narrowed in onto the girl’s, fiery hues meeting with her chestnut irises. “He’s a danger to himself and others, I’d stay away from him. Your father can keep killing him, but he’ll just come back stronger. If you do LOVE him,” That term was used loosely. “You’ll stay away.”    

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@fireversed​

Uma waltzed into the the TATTOOMB as if she’d owned the place herself. Of course, in her own mind, she DID own it. The Isle was on its way up again, and she was going to be the one to do it. Due to most of her crew bailing on her, the witch needed to do some searching around the villains’ home. That was how she’d come to such a shady shop like this. She hoped all the needles were INFECTED. Especially because this was where most of her traitorous crew got their tattoos. 

“I’m looking for Raja Tremaine. Is she here?”

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hcllsheir:

“You’re right, sadly I’m not a pirate.” Hel shifted from one foot to the other. “But that’s okay, sweetheart. I’m a GOD.”

The blue in her eyes burned up the into a flame around her pupils. Flickering like embers in the misty sea air. She didn’t have time for this, and she certainly didn’t want to be anywhere near the docks in case her father’s men were watching. All she wanted was her boyfriend, he wa either on that ship or drunk in the pub with Aeron. Deep down, she wished he was there with Uma, even though the running hatred she felt for the witch seemed to tap into every dark thought in the Goddess of Death’s mind. JEALOUSY. EVNY. If her father could see her now. Maybe Aeron wouldn’t be the perfect Death God anymore.

As the good girl her mother raised. She flashed Uma a charming smile. “SORRY. I’m just looking for MY BOYFRIEND. Is he here? He said he had some business to take care of this morning.”

“BOYFRIEND?” She laughed. “Is that what you think he is?”

Uma couldn’t fathom the idea of HARRY caring for anyone, much less declaring someone as his girlfriend. Because he had left, she had to rebuild her empire from the ground up. She needed to crawl her way through countless scenarios on her own. Uma could only PRAY that she’d regain her status, and some “ goddess ” wasn’t going to stop her. If she thought that she was any better than her, Helena was sadly mistaken. 

Her heeled boots clacking against the wood, Uma began walking towards her. “Harry Hook is playing you like a GODDAMN fiddle, girl. Tell me you HONESTLY think he cares about you. He doesn’t. He doesn’t care about anyone. That’s why he’s not here. Because HE KNOWS BETTER.” She only stopped when she was inches away from Helena. “Maybe you should learn something from him.”

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“I’ll say it again, IF YOU’RE NOT A PIRATE, GET OFF THE DOCKS.”

The witch yelled from her ship, clearly enraged with the other’s presence. She had some FUCKING nerve showing up here again. When would the the goddess learn? Harry was never going to be here when she came calling. He wasn’t her PRINCE he wasn’t even her PIRATE. He’d chew her up and spit her out. That’s what he always did. That’s what he did to HER.

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❛ you & all your friends all hate me. ❜ (hel at uma because fight me)

A grin curled upon the young captain’s lips. It didn’t last TOO long. Uma didn’t like the daughter of Hades. She took ADVANTAGE of people, people she cared about. People who didn’t know any better. It was cruel. The witch’s methods weren’t so KIND herself, but at least she stood by them. The goddess would deny she did anything like the coward she was.

“Yes, congratulations― you do have a brain in that pretty lil’ head of yours.”

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The Fool: What is the stupidest thing your muse has ever done?

The Empress: What would your muse name their children?

Judgement: Would your muse ever go back to their most recent ex-lover?

The World: What has been your muse's greatest success?

The Sun: What was the happiest moment of your muse's life?

Wheel of Fortune: Does your muse believe in luck?

The Hierophant: What is one rule or law your muse would never break?

Strength: Name a time when your muse had to be strong in the face of danger or trouble.

The Star: If your muse had one wish, what would it be?

The Magician: What would your muse draw if given paper and markers?

The Emperor: Name a time your muse has broken the rules.

Death: If your muse had to change something about themselves, what would they change?

The Chariot: If your muse ruled the world, what would they change first?

The High Priestess: What is the smartest thing your muse has ever done?

Temperance: Would your muse remain calm despite the worst circumstances?

The Lovers: At what age did your muse first fall in love?

The Hermit: If your muse were trapped alone on an island, name three things they'd have to have..

The Moon: Has your muse ever had something unexplained happen to them? If so, what?

Justice: What's something your muse has been dying to admit or confess?

The Hanged Man: Name a bad habit your muse can't give up.

The Devil: What was the worst relationship your muse has ever had?

The Tower: What event would trigger your muse's breaking point?

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❝   ░   halsey   /   starter   sentences.

all   of   these   starters   are   taken   from   the   2017   album   “hopeless fountain kingdom”.    feel   free   to   change   the   pronouns   to   make   these   fit !

❛  hands so bloody, tastes like honey.  ❜ ❛  i’m finding it hard to leave.  ❜ ❛  one day i’d realize why i don’t have any friends.  ❜ ❛  i don’t let him touch me anymore.  ❜ ❛  please don’t go away.  ❜ ❛  it’s too late.  ❜ ❛  i almost gave you everything.  ❜ ❛  i know where to lay.  ❜ ❛  i know what to say.  ❜ ❛  i know this game.  ❜ ❛  it’s all the same.  ❜ ❛  if i keep my eyes closed he looks just like you.  ❜ ❛  he’ll never stay, they never do.  ❜ ❛  you’ve been replaced.  ❜ ❛  tell me where I went wrong.  ❜ ❛  my lover, my liar.  ❜ ❛  it’s nothing new.  ❜ ❛  can you hear my heartbeat fucking kickin’?  ❜ ❛  i can put up one good fight.  ❜ ❛  i flip the script like i can take a beating.  ❜ ❛  i can put on a show.  ❜ ❛  don’t you see what you’re finding?  ❜ ❛  this is heaven in hiding.  ❜ ❛  i never have time.  ❜ ❛  i don’t even try.  ❜ ❛  i’m gone every night.  ❜ ❛  i’m still alone in my mind.  ❜ ❛  i know you’re dying to meet me.  ❜ ❛  i don’t wanna fight right now.  ❜ ❛  got a whole lot of love.  ❜ ❛  now or never.  ❜ ❛  i want you to hold me down.  ❜ ❛  i want you to love me now.  ❜ ❛  i gotta draw a line.  ❜ ❛  need to know that you’re mine.  ❜ ❛  make your mind up,  ❜ ❛  don’t realize how mean i can be.  ❜ ❛  i still know your birthday.  ❜ ❛  i’m sorry to my unknown lover.  ❜ ❛  sorry i could be so blind.  ❜ ❛  didn’t mean to leave you.  ❜ ❛  i run away when things are good.  ❜ ❛  my ignorance has struck again.  ❜ ❛  i failed to see it from the start.  ❜ ❛  someone will love you.  ❜ ❛  there’s a place where love conquers all.  ❜ ❛  i haven’t found it yet, but i’m still searching.  ❜ ❛  don’t trust the moon, she’s always changing.  ❜ ❛  breakfast is cold, as cold as our bed.  ❜ ❛  oh, you’re turnin’ red.  ❜ ❛  i won’t let us finish yet.  ❜ ❛  please don’t take this as a threat.  ❜ ❛  if you don’t love me no more, then lie.  ❜ ❛  damn, if these walls could talk.  ❜ ❛  i’m bad at love.  ❜ ❛  you can’t blame me for tryin’.  ❜ ❛  i don’t give a damn what you say to me.  ❜ ❛  there ain’t no time for games with me.  ❜ ❛  i’m moving on.  ❜ ❛  i’m getting paid.  ❜ ❛  i’m on my own.  ❜ ❛  it’s getting late.  ❜ ❛  motherfucker, don’t play with me.  ❜ ❛  can’t fuck up my vibe.  ❜ ❛  i had some space to deal with it.  ❜ ❛  women don’t play no games.  ❜ ❛  she doesn’t kiss me on the mouth anymore.  ❜ ❛  she doesn’t look me in the eyes anymore.  ❜ ❛  i’m thinking of your skin.  ❜ ❛  we’re not lovers, we’re just strangers.  ❜ ❛  i must’ve crossed a line.  ❜ ❛  i must’ve lost my mind.  ❜ ❛  i miss the mornings with you laying in my bed.  ❜ ❛  i miss the thought of a forever, you & me.  ❜ ❛  you lost it.  ❜ ❛  i woke up to another mess in the living room.  ❜ ❛  nobody seems to ask about me anymore.  ❜ ❛  nobody seems to care ‘bout anything I think.  ❜ ❛  nobody seems to recognize me in the crowd.  ❜ ❛  i’m faded away, you know, i used to be on fire.  ❜ ❛  i’m standin’ in the ashes of who i used to be.  ❜ ❛  i scream too loud if i speak my mind.  ❜ ❛  i don’t wanna wake it up.  ❜ ❛  gotta wake up, come back to life.  ❜ ❛  you make it look so easy.  ❜ ❛  you know the truth hurts.  ❜ ❛  you know the good die young.  ❜ ❛  you & all your friends all hate me.  ❜ ❛  it’s easy to forgive.  ❜ ❛  secrets kill.  ❜

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hiya kids it’s ya girl sam welcome to uma HELL with me

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independent & selective & affiliated canon divergent uma of disney’s descendants 

mun has 5+ years roleplay experience

written by sam