managers fc

liz. equal opportunity hater and midfield playmaker enthusiast. #1 rfef hater. manc in america. [she/her.]

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psg winning back to back champions leagues is bad for the sport but my god i’m gonna shout glory glory man united from the roof

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rashy won the league with barca. bruno has the assist record. #they said those two were finished you know

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everton please do the funniest thing possible

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ruben amorim there’s a place in hell specifically for you

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i just know pep stepping down as city manager has something to do with jose. i just can’t prove it yet

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people that didn’t grow up with football in the late 2000s to about 2012 just don’t understand how bat shit insane the four el clasicos in april 2011 truly were. like there was a chance the spanish national team was just gonna collapse. football BARELY made it through. pep and jose going at it in the press (pep’s mourinho is the fucking boss rant is up there with jose’s respect football heritage rants). mourinho poking tito vilanova in the eye. pep going on a sabbatical at the end of it. it was 18 days of pure entertainment for anyone that wasn’t involved and football just doesn’t do chaos like that anymore

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close enough welcome back real madrid manager jose mourinho

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somehow this season was both the worst and best season since fergie retired and that makes total sense

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FAMILY 🫂🫂🫂🫂

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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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i need them to lock the fuck in now

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BRUNO ASSIST RECORD LETS GO

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what is this press conr kekglwlgkr jrwo

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he would do numbers on tumblr

[unrealcities]

Okay, now you all need to vote on Iker's Twitter poll about it.

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bro relax

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he killed us 💀 but ☝🏽 with class 😎

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bro relax

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has someone checked in on ruben amorim, mark goldbridge, gary neville, paul scholes, roy keane, teddy sheringham, top reds fc who have never set foot in manchester, and those cunts with the ta ra rashford banner? how are they doing?

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okay i’ve had enough; bruno, bring the boy home i’m so serious