managers fc

liz. equal opportunity hater and midfield playmaker enthusiast. #1 rfef hater. manc in america. [she/her.]

[uniteds]

“you’re not a real football fan if you don’t like…” takes are so funny because real football fans regularly tune in every three business days to watch their teams slog through matches against burnley where the only thing to gain is a realization that your life is so much worse because of this sport and yet knowing you’ll tune in again in three business days.

[uniteds]

i don’t think we’ve realized how insane it is that spain won 5 out the last 10 major tournaments. like 3 euros and 2 world cups in 18 years is insane for anyone but it’s even crazier when you think about how it’s two completely different teams. like this team has 15 years ahead of them probably

[fluoresensitives]

Women stick thin and malnourished on the red carpet, and people are saying you can't point out that these women are dying because that's body shaming. Girl.

[versains]

What looks better than a star? Two stars! ⭐⭐

[uniteds]

these two must want to burn everything down every time they see olmo, asensio, and ferran

[uniteds]

what the fuck do i know!

[princemick]

2026 world cup final

[pedripics]

🌍🏆

[caljordan]

and now Lamine Yamal must participate in an UNICEF's photoshoot with a baby that will defeat him in 19 years

[uniteds]

btw i know ball

[uniteds]

this baby ended the international career of the greatest player of all time, who is also giving him a bath

[rashfcrd]

omg the baby messi bathed did defeat him

[jadonsgf]

ronaldo flop, messi’s reign of terror over, neymar, thank god that era is over

[lyamal]

WORLD CUP WINNER

[princemick]

2026 world cup final

[lyamal]

this is all i wanted

[uniteds]

those ferran torres tiktok edits are gonna go crazy after this

[uniteds]

FERRANNNNNNNN