amanda

not quite sinking, not quite swimming, am i simply staying afloat?

[unitedstatesofamanada]

I had a pick up line but you're so beautiful i forgot it

I needed this. thank you

[unitedstatesofamanada]

You are made of earth and stars <3 be proud and serene

this means so much to me today.. thanky you

[unitedstatesofamanada]

Plz come back. I miss ya 😔

I am certain I have missed you as well

[ginocchie]

as a child i was always amazed by how fast adults could chop onions and then before you know it you’re chopping onions very fast and that’s it that’s life

[designbby]

[thekatediary-deactivated2017031]

sext: do you wanna marathon all nine seasons of the office together

[writhe]

imagine like. getting married and then moving into your home together. going to bed bath and beyond. getting a nice toaster. ah, love. one day…..

[chikurinkun]

お祈りまだらおじさん

[torridgristle]

[dopesickhomesick]

“You can’t stop a person from doing what they want to do. They’ll start lying to you to continue doing it.”

—

Unknown (via deeplifequotes)

..

(via jeffreydahmerwaskind)

[unitedstatesofamanada]

opiates

no matter where you are or what you are doing, the moment it hits you, it’s like, the love of your life is there, wrapping you in the warmest, fluffiest, most comfortable blanket

[larchcoin]

[unitedstatesofamanada]

have you ever watched a movie that changed your entire day? something about it leaves a strange turn on your mood, and suddenly your day is only a swift follow of the typical motions, and you can’t stop until it gets out of your head?

[felinenthusiast]

the good place is a good show because it has genuinely touching moments that discuss what it means to be a good person and how others can impact you positively etc. but also it has stuff like this

[thatsthat24]

The Strange World of Allergy Commercials 👃

[thatsthat24]

Thomas: I used to suffer from allergies…. but now, I’ve increased the saturation of the image by 500 percent and I’m in the middle of nowhere! And medicine’s involved… somewhere.

Narrator: Side effects of Zazitrol include diarrhea, cramps, headaches, mild nausea, severe nausea…

Thomas: Where is my car?

Narrator: … the desire to weep over memories of the past, unsettling dreams about your Aunt Patty…

Thomas: Whose dog is that… what… why is she just alone?

Narrator: … vomiting, dizziness, even more diarrhea, increased allergies, and death.

Thomas: Ask your doctor if Zazitrol’s right for you… but before you do, can you tell me what this fence is blocking? Like, it just ends there, what is that? 

[ianime0]

Spirited Away | Follow me.

[t0x-sic]

[cute-thangsss]