unlikely pirate

Oi, lads. Beckham Taft here - pirate of the renowned Jolly Roger, not at 'yer service! Don' care who 'ya are as long as you don' give me any trouble, 'ya hear? RP Account, yo.

[e-jane-blog]

It’s become a routine, I figured that I might as well follow it. Any ideas? I’m running out, Becky- no. Who are you? I have no - ha - clue. Nice to meet you.

[unlikely-pirate]

'Ya could also hitch a ride on a fairy. Or, maybe wait 'til the 'ol Roger actually gets 'ta movin' 'gain. 'o knows when that'd be, though, seeing how the capt' hasn't left 'er quarters. I beg 'yer pardon? Forget me already, 'lil blondie? I see how 'tis. Two can play this game. -- What is this dreadful creature before me? Oh, my Hook.. Could it really be? Is it the rare, majestic Wendy-bird? No.. Impossible. Not nearly pretty 'nough. Maybe it's one of 'er kin? Speak now 'o else I'll throw 'ya to Mr. Green.

[e-jane-blog]

Warning, it is practically impossible to create a small balloon from leaves, let alone a big one - as in, hot air balloon big. You’ll only become frustrated and sad.

[unlikely-pirate]

Still tryin' 'ta leave, huh, Janey?

[ivicus]

[unlikely-pirate]

Kind of quiet 'ere, yeah?

[irascible-flirt-deactivated2013]

We could host a party if you want. I was more thinking something a tad more private.

[unlikely-pirate]

Oh, so you were thinkin' of a like a barbecue? I 'ear in the human world it's where 'ya get a small group of mates together and just chill, as they would say. Not sure what 'ya do in 'em, though. Or maybe a bonfire?

[unlikely-pirate]

Kind of quiet 'ere, yeah?

[irascible-flirt-deactivated2013]

We could make things loud if you like.

[unlikely-pirate]

Er, I beg 'yer pardon? 'Ya mean like host a party or somethin'? Livin' up the island with things like that?

[unlikely-pirate]

Kind of quiet 'ere, yeah?

[tinkthefairy-deactivated2013020]

Something that’ll have to change, undoubtedly.

[unlikely-pirate]

If it isn't Pan's fairy.. Surprisin'ly, I agree with 'ya.

[unlikely-pirate]

Kind of quiet 'ere, yeah?

[theyoungonesrp]

Okay.

Lia-inda. That’s my name. Eighteen, strawberry-blonde (not ginger!), nice as pie.

Any questions, comments?

[unlikely-pirate]

What kind of name is Lia-inda? Is that French?

[apxlla-blog]

Should I come back to that ship?

I don’t think I should, no.

[unlikely-pirate]

No, not at all.

[unlikely-pirate]

OOC;

[anastasia-hook-deactivated20121]

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[unlikely-pirate]

What are we doing to our characters Rose. Casually killing them off emotionally. It's fun tho.

[shipwreckedneverland]

[unlikely-pirate]

“Were ‘ya watchin’ me sleep, Taft?”

“And, what if I was, Hook?”

“I would push ‘ya off the boat for being a codfish.”

“We used ‘ta watch people all the time as ‘lil guppies —”

“— we didn’t watch people sleep.”

“I remember you used to. When I was eight, ‘ya? Woke up ‘ta ‘ya hoverin’ over me —”

” — I hope you like swimming with Mr. Grin.”

[unlikely-pirate]

'Ya all are a borin' lot this evenin', I see.

[anastasia-hook-deactivated20121]

(/whispers softly as she hugs her arms around herself, feeling—for the first time—incredibly hurt and at a loss for words) I’m not bullshittin’ you, Beck—…Beckham. I…I’ll wait. Ya know, if…if ya really loved me like ya say ya did…then you would believe me when I say I love you. I’ll wait for you to realize it one o’these days. I’ll wait, just like you did.

[unlikely-pirate]

It's because I love you that I'm currently blind. I can't tell what's real or not real -- if it's true or false, and I can't go on words alone. Unlikely Traber, I'm not going to run into something without grasping every little thing regarding what's going on. I -- I just need time to think. (/promptly turns, shaking his hand, and leaving to return to the ship to do his best to clear his thoughts)

[unlikely-pirate]

OOC;

[unlikely-pirate]

'Ya all are a borin' lot this evenin', I see.

[anastasia-hook-deactivated20121]

Beckham, please don’t go. Please, Beck, please. I don’t want to lose my best mate—don’t do this ta me, Beck. (/grabs his wrist and turns him around, her tiny hand quivering as she desperately shakes her head) Why do I hav’ta lose my best mate and my first love all at once? I’d rather lose my first love than my best mate…

How else am I s’posed ta figure out that ya cared for me? Ya sure as ‘ell never showed it. But…But Beckham, I’d give up e’ery lost boy and e’er damn human that walked into the picture if it meant keepin’ ya…(/mumbles quietly and presses his knuckles to her lips) I’d even give up Neverland just so ya wouldn’t leave me. I—I tell people I don’t have a heart—and I might be right, but that doesn’t stop me from feeling things for you, Beck. 

[unlikely-pirate]

Don't, 'ya 'ear me? Just don't. (/furrows his eyebrows at her actions) 'Yer first love, tch. Don't give me that bull. Every action -- every word you've done, well, has been the exact opposite of love. I've had 'nough of pourin' out my heart, Anna. I'm tired, and my thoughts are completely scattered, actin' like an open book. I'm not thinkin' along the right path, and you -- you just being here is messin' with my mind, and causin' me to be confused.

I'm not gonna stay to be a best mate. I'm not going to stay to be that shoulder to cry on anymore, perpetually that one mate that gets no where in his life. You say you'll give 'em up, but will you really? I want that to be true. In reality, every word you are telling me is something I've most likely wanted to hear -- to be wanted by you. But.. I can't believe it. How many times 'ave 'ya used that one, huh? (/shakes his hand away) You're a pirate. Pirates only do what's good for 'em, 'aye? Why have one lad, when you can have all of Never Land's inhabitants? Sounds like a decent 'nough offer, right? I can't help but think your feelings for me are like the feelings you have for everyone else. How can I believe you?

[lovestruck-pirate-deactivated20]

We’re in a place called Never Land — shouldn’t ‘ya just assume nothing would last?

- Beckham (via lovestruck-pirate)

[unlikely-pirate]

'Ya all are a borin' lot this evenin', I see.

[anastasia-hook-deactivated20121]

(/shakes her head and stares at him in disbelief) What happened to being best mates? What happened to be join at the hip? You…You promised to always be there for me. Always. Isn’t that reason enough?

How…What…I already told you that I love you. I—I’ve always loved you, but how was I supposed to know that you loved me back? You sure as hell never told me. (/struggles to keep her emotions in check, the tears drying on her cheeks) You’ve always been there for me, how could you think I wouldn’t fall in love with you? How…How dare you say you love me and just expect to walk away from me without me…without my heart breaking. 

[unlikely-pirate]

(/clenches his jaw) We're in a place called Never Land -- shouldn't 'ya just assume nothing would last? No -- no, it's not enough, Anna. I obviously hadn't made my point clear enough to 'ya, if 'ya couldn't tell.

And, no. You don't love me, Anna. If 'ya loved me, there wouldn't be lost boys and random humans in the picture. I never felt like I had to tell 'ya. I thought it was obvious 'nough for the world 'ta see how much I care about 'ya.. (/turns around and proceeds to walk) Just -- forget it. Forget it all. I'm sorry Anna, but it's been clear 'ta me that 'ya don't have a heart 'ta break.

[unlikely-pirate]

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