Your go to biweekly fandom newsletter
It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)
-We got a view into mutes personal life, got some advice on handling stress, and.. got some feelings.
-You kids best get off Old man Midds lawn already!
-SC is a lizard man, does whatever a lizard can, and more.
A Mod Is A Person No Matter What Blog
-SO MANY COMMISSIONS POSTS KIDS! A lot of people have ‘em open right now!
Clara
Mutemod
Me
Coral
Cosmic
please let me now if I missed any and I’ll feature them in the next issue!
The Brains In Their Heads
This weeks interview was with @new-age-norma
Q: No offense meant but what made the paparazzi start following you? Were you in any movies we don’t know about?
A: Nah, no movies! Not yet anyway ;-) I was kind of involved in a “scandal” back in my hometown before I moved so sometimes they find me in my new place and stalk me and stuff. Sometimes they’re nice paparazzi and they say that they just want to know what/who I’m wearing so that’s when I pose haha!
Q: What makes Ariana Grande your absolute fav?
A: That RANGE girl!! #yasgod She’s so talented and her songs are AMAZING! Listening to her music has gotten me through a lot and gives me hope for my future love life. Not only that but she’s so damn SEXY 😍😍😍 Have you seen any of her MVs lately? The Dangerous Woman MV is like…Literally my sexuality.
Q: Have you ever dated a Once-ler?
A: HAHAHAHAHA I mean…Well, like, technically yes. The only guy I ever truly dated was, I guess, a Once-ler. (I may have hooked up with a Once-ler since then but idk lol) I have no idea what happened to him after I left town because he and his “business partner” fuck boy started a business that was like destroying the environment and I wasn’t down with that so I was like bye Felicia 💅
Q: Everyone asks Once-lers about fate and destiny but what about you? What are your thoughts on the future and whether or not it’s set in stone?
A: Omg! This is kind of a tough question…I think your future is what you make it, basically. You choose what you do and how you react to a situation. Like when I left my hometown and moved to the middle of buttfuck nowhere in a trailer park. I saw a bad situation and I straight up left and I don’t regret it at all. Now I’m working towards the success I see in MY future. I’m determined AF to climb to the top again (and become the next Kim K #goals)
Q: Describe your fashion sense in one word.
A: OH FUCK probably…”Trendy” hahaha I’m always trying to keep up with the trends 👀
-This is it folks, Cootiepocalypse 2k16, good thing they aren’t real.
-Goodwin, the camps residential Wendigo, has eaten a full total of zero campers in counting, good thing Andy’s keeping him in line.
-The 4th of July challenge kicked off today, despite the fact that THIS particular holiday is more… Canadian in origins.
- Breaking news! 12, ever a responsible lifeguard, let a kid DIE!
Smile because it happened
-We got a look at TONS more Once-ler concept art this week! Who knew how much of a furry fandom this could’ve turned out to be.
u guys are cool, sign up for interviews, send me cool stuff.
Let me level with you all this above is left over from when I drafted this issue, and I probably couldn’t sum it up any better.
