did i ever tell you just how lucky you are?

Icon drawn by Tragicillustrator ;D M!A: none, accepting! H-hi there! I'm the Unlucky Once-ler. Since 'Unlucky' is a downer, you can call me Lucky if you want! (though...I'm definitely not anywhere close to that.)

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Truffula Tribune

~Issue #58~

Your go to biweekly fandom newsletter

It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-6 more years! 6 more years! On March second, what would’ve been Dr. Seuss’ 114th birthday, our humble little fandom celebrated 6 years since the release of Illuminations Lorax adaptation.

-Speaking of Illumination adaptations, the new trailer for this fall’s upcoming Grinch movie came out just yesterday, watch it here!

-Vidler and Jack have made a somewhat triumphant return… but to where?

-Speaking of Once-lers up and about again; it seems the recent celebrations have sparked Shelter and Classic to start answering asks as well!

-Miru’s given us the gift we didn’t know we needed… but we definitely needed. A fandom political compass! How do you line up?  

Thinkings And Wonderings

Heheh… that’s the thneed number. But in all seriousness thank you all so much for almost 400 that’s wild man :’ )

[unlucky-ler]

((WOWWOWOWOW i’m sorry for inactivity but i’ve reached over 150 followers!!! thank yo to everyone who stuck around, again i’m sorry i haven’t updated lucky very much <33))

[unlucky-ler]

-meows at you as I cross your path-

-looks down to notice a small cat passing by- oh! hello, little kitten!-crouches beside him and holds out a hand-

[dennybitte]

poppies glow

by Denny Bitte

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Truffula Tribune

~Issue #36~

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It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-Achievement unlocked! Game hit the big 200 followers, and as those followers, we unlocked another secret!

-Crawling in my skin.. And across your dashboard, Emo-ler has returned!

-Your name is NERD, a few days ago it was your BIRTHDAY, it was a very special day indeed.

A Mod Is A Person No Matter What Blog

-Make sure to check out Rocquis Onceler Askblog Project!

Sprouting Seedlings

-Galaxy-Onceler

-Googly-ler

Thinkings And Wonderings

Not to get too personal here folks but I’m coming at you live from the midwest this issue! I was lucky enough to be able to fly out to see my lovely wonderful girlfriend

Briar

, I owe all of YOU a big thanks for that, because without this fandom I would never have met her <3

~Mads

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Truffula Tribune

~Issue #34~

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It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-Make sure to congratulate Game for making it to Level 32 this past week!

-Kawaii Oncelette is going green these days, but her fashion is still red hot!

-Speaking of going green, our resident monster seems to have a drastic change of his own going on, and it’s NOT the one he planned on!

-Coppy’s regained everything from his darling attitude to his hairstyle, but his memories? Not so much.

-While sitting down with himself, (and himself and himself..) Kinkler also gets to sit down with someone else, and he’s brought a gift.

Mutual Weirdness

- Cheap’s kissing booth is up and open for business apparently, better grab a place in line quick folks!

- Krampus may punish the naughty, but he certainly has a soft spot for the nice, especially those who keep Christmas in their hearts.

A Mod Is A Person No Matter What Blog

-Anna has opened commissions!

-So has Olivia! 

These two are both amazing artists, make sure to check out their info!

Sprouting Seedlings

Give a warm welcome to

-Mopey Oncelette

-Desi’s new blog!

Smile because it happened

- ED HELMS??? IN MORE OF MY CHILDHOOD NOSTALGIA?? ITS MORE LIKELY THAN YOU THINK!

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Truffula Tribune

~Issue #31~

Your go to bi- weekly fandom newsletter

It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-Monsterler has been showing off some snazzy new duds.

-As a fandom without much new source material content, it’s always a joy to find new concept art circulating!

Mutual Weirdness

-Grey And Once, true to form are having a very sappy Valentines Gay.

A Mod Is A Person No Matter What Blog

-Lot’s of commissions being opened and updated. Edwin, Cappy, and Clara all have new posts up.

The Brains In Their Heads

-Next issue we’ll be interviewing Halloweenler! In the spirit of the holiday! (so it might not be the same holiday but y’know, what can ya do.

Sprouting Seedlings

-This issue gives a warm welcome to Beast-ler.. not that he’s given one to anyone else.

Thinkings And Wonderings

Remember

that if there’s something you’d really like to see featured, it’s more likely to be seen if it’s in the fandom tags!

And of course in the most important last minute addition!!

I can’t thank y’all enough for your support, this project means the world to me and the fact that so many of you enjoy it makes me happier than I can put into words <3

~Mads

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Truffula Tribune

~Issue #29~

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It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-It was Onags official blogoversary last week! Happy 4th on the 4th!!!

-2017 is starting off pretty alternative. REALLY alternative actually. In fact it looks like quite a few folks are taking the instructions of the chacha slide a little too seriously.

-Krampusler, a fearful sight to naughty children everywhere, is now just a bit less fearful seeing as he’s a child himself.

-Oh my gosh, this is Game’s jam everyone!! This is his JAM!!

-Our favorite resident cephalopod is well known for being a bit strange, but a SENTIENT ALIEN HAT? This science will blow your hats off.

-Journey, upon hydration, has cleared his mind enough to make an alarming existential discovery.

Mutual Weirdness

- Mid Mod did an absolutely stunning Midcest Animation just recently, go check it out! (Epilepsy and Sensory Warning though, Flashing Lights)

-Pol is still “Alive” and he’s taking the opportunity to clear the air a bit.

The Brains In Their Heads

Next issue we’ll be interviewing Sketchler!! Send those questions in!!

Booty Ass Musical

-Swag has finally slam dunked 2016 in its rightful place, bless us all everyone and all that gay shit.

Sprouting Seedlings

-Please give The Other Onceler a warm family welcome! (Our family, not the OTHER family, please not them.)

Smile because it happened

-BREAKING NEWS LADIES GENTS AND NONBINARY FRIENDS, WE HAVE REACHED TERMINAL MEME STATUS FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 2K15, WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

Thinkings And Wonderings

As always, thank you all so, so much for your support of this project, and I hope you all had a happy start to 2017! ~Mads

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Truffula Tribune

~Issue #22~

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It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber) - Rest in pieces chem… you always did like dying around this time of year (tw, blood), this time it’s just in a different way.

- Look! Down in the sea! It’s a reverse! It’s a supervillain! no! It’s… Negasquid!!

- Looks like this man’s seen a ghost!! just kidding.. this ghost’s seen a man!

- Ssssspeaking of the Halloween ssssspirit, M!As are beginning to run rampant for the holiday, just check out this couples’ costume!

- If you didn’t think Once would be roped into the fun again too, you’ve clearly been barkin’ up the wrong tree.

Mutual Weirdness -YES ladies and gentlers and everyone above below or in between it’s THAT time again, you know it, you love it, you hate it……….the week of Once-ler Mating season! Please refrain, (or don’t) from Yodeling at passing lers untill the week comes to a close

Booty Ass Musical - Take me down to seaspear city where it’s all mapped out and oh so pretty, have a look for yourself!

Sprouting Seedlings This post warrants a warm welcome to; -Werewolf-ler -Ghost-ler -Halloween-ler -and Burlesque-ler

Thinkings And Wonderings I’d like to apologize for posting so late at night, I was on top of a mountain today y’all.     ~Mads

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Truffula Tribune

~Issue #20~

Your go to bi-weekly fandom newsletter

It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-Make sure to check out the aesthetic sensation sweeping the nation. -Midds jam got turned down this past week, to his extreme dismay. -Prince Theodore returned recently… with a bippity boppity boop!

The Brains In Their Heads

Due to an askbox issue, only 2 questions came through despite being notified of more. Please hang in there with us and send in your questions for Journey for next weeks issue. Sorry guys.

Booty Ass Musical

-And what’s this mean for Thornville High hmm?? Rival Teams? Sister schools? No one’s quite sure but Seaspear is a brand new addition to this fandom, and other fandoms’, high school aus.

Weehawken Talkin’ -Looks like camp is over kids.. It’s been one hell of a summer in Jersey!

Sprouting Seedlings

-This week we say hello and welcome to Spect

Thinkings and Wonderings.

I really.. really can’t believe we’ve made it this far. 20 Issues. I want to write something cheesy here but honestly? I’m just too floored. You’ve all stuck with my little Rinky dink paper for this long. for 20 issues. All I can think to say is thank you. You’re all like my family. <3

~Mads.

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Truffula Tribune

~Issue #19~

Your go to weekly fandom newsletter

It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-It should be known not only that Journey has returned but also…Melvin eats paper pass it on.

Mutual Weirdness

-Thespi finally buckled down and set a Date lunch.. With Sketch to make up for… some over enthusiastic holiday spirit.

-This just in folks, despite past denial of such offers, it’s pretty clear there’s not much Cheap WON’T do for money.

The Brains In Their Heads

-Next issue we’ll be interviewing Journey so send those questions in folks!

Booty Ass Musical

-The school year is probably starting up soon and along with it….

-A new-new little youngin should be here any day!

Weehawken Talkin’

-Just dance! The camp’s official semi-formal was this past weekend, and this weekend, and every weekend after that until the end of camp.

-Speaking of the end of camp, it certainly seems to be winding down. So far we’ve said our heartfelt goodbyes to Danny, Squid, Monster, Zero, Queen, and his brothers…. Hope to see you guys next year :’)

Sprouting Seedlings

-Give Satin a welcome warmer than the flames of hell everybody!

Thinkings And Wonderings

-Wow guys… next issue is our 20th can y’all believe….. So I’m opening up to suggestions from you all, anything special we should do for issue #20? Thanks in advance for your ideas and,, thanks for stickin with me and my lil rinky dink paper. <3

~Mads.

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TRUFFULA TRIBUNE

~Issue #17~

Your go to biweekly fandom newsletter

It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-Ghouler will be getting revamped and deoncelerized sometime in the future, Be sure to bid Marka best of luck!

-Residential biology expert Dino has declared Oncelers a “Sub-Human species.”

- I know why the caged princess beckons, and now so does everyone else.

Mutual Weirdness

-Chem and SCs second wedding anniversary has just passed, along with Chems birthday.. I wonder what these two could’ve possibly gotten up too… ;)

A Mod Is A Person No Matter What Blog

-Ghouler will be getting revamped and deoncelerized sometime in the future, Be sure to bid Marka best of luck!

Booty Ass Musical

-Swag has reminded us all just how special we are by writing.. a gay ass love letter to everyone.

Weehawken talkin’

-Some rebellious campers decided to swim all the way across the lake the other night, and we all had to.. bear with them while they came back.

-Dre’s struggling to keep it together right now.. but it’s hard to dream up why.

-Happy Summerween everyone! This Sunday will be the official celebration of this spooky holiday!

Thinkings And Wonderings

Quick reminder that this blog tracks the following tags:

camp weehawken

hall pa$$

lerkimpails

newler

trufflu 2

truffula flu

truffula seedlings

truffula tribune

If you’d like something to be seen and featured, it’s a good idea to tag it :)

thanks! ~Mads

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((waaaahhhh, i’m sorry i haven’t been posting anything but the news lately everyone.......summer has been rough! i’ll try to be more involved in this fandom, but if that doesn’t work out, i apologize...^^”))

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Truffula Tribune

~Issue #16~

Your go to biweekly fandom newsletter

It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-It was apparently Midds birthday just recently… maybe keep him away from the cake cutting knife.

-Journey and Melvin had a chat about just how crazy… one of them must be.

-Southparklers are popping up left and right thanks to this post, if you haven’t made your ‘ler yet now’s the time.

Weehawken Talkin’

-July 7th was the fourth anniversary of the camps original creation, based on a post by a certain swaggy individual.

-Snapocalypse! snarmaggedon!!! Snave yourselves!

-Cheap attempted to start a coup of the camp staff last week, quite a rebel.. for such a rule follower.

Sprouting Seedlings

this issue gives a warm welcome to;

-stickmanler

-guroler

-prisonler

Thinkings And Wonderings

I’d like to take a second to apologize (ugh Mads apologies AGAIN? Gross) For how short this issue was, I was preoccupied with an art school workshop this passed week and was unable to search outside of the tracked tags due to time. 

~Mads

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Truffula Tribune

~Issue #15~

Your go to biweekly fandom newsletter

It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-We got a view into mutes personal life, got some advice on handling stress, and.. got some feelings.

-You kids best get off Old man Midds lawn already!

-SC is a lizard man, does whatever a lizard can, and more.

A Mod Is A Person No Matter What Blog

-SO MANY COMMISSIONS POSTS KIDS! A lot of people have ‘em open right now! Clara Mutemod Me Coral Cosmic please let me now if I missed any and I’ll feature them in the next issue!

The Brains In Their Heads

This weeks interview was with @new-age-norma

Q: No offense meant but what made the paparazzi start following you? Were you in any movies we don’t know about? A: Nah, no movies! Not yet anyway ;-) I was kind of involved in a “scandal” back in my hometown before I moved so sometimes they find me in my new place and stalk me and stuff. Sometimes they’re nice paparazzi and they say that they just want to know what/who I’m wearing so that’s when I pose haha!

Q: What makes Ariana Grande your absolute fav? A: That RANGE girl!! #yasgod She’s so talented and her songs are AMAZING! Listening to her music has gotten me through a lot and gives me hope for my future love life. Not only that but she’s so damn SEXY 😍😍😍 Have you seen any of her MVs lately? The Dangerous Woman MV is like…Literally my sexuality.

Q: Have you ever dated a Once-ler? A: HAHAHAHAHA I mean…Well, like, technically yes. The only guy I ever truly dated was, I guess, a Once-ler. (I may have hooked up with a Once-ler since then but idk lol) I have no idea what happened to him after I left town because he and his “business partner” fuck boy started a business that was like destroying the environment and I wasn’t down with that so I was like bye Felicia 💅

Q: Everyone asks Once-lers about fate and destiny but what about you? What are your thoughts on the future and whether or not it’s set in stone? A: Omg! This is kind of a tough question…I think your future is what you make it, basically. You choose what you do and how you react to a situation. Like when I left my hometown and moved to the middle of buttfuck nowhere in a trailer park. I saw a bad situation and I straight up left and I don’t regret it at all. Now I’m working towards the success I see in MY future. I’m determined AF to climb to the top again (and become the next Kim K #goals)

Q: Describe your fashion sense in one word. A: OH FUCK probably…”Trendy” hahaha I’m always trying to keep up with the trends 👀

Weehawken talkin’

 -This is it folks, Cootiepocalypse 2k16, good thing they aren’t real.

-Goodwin, the camps residential Wendigo, has eaten a full total of zero campers in counting, good thing Andy’s keeping him in line.

-The 4th of July challenge kicked off today, despite the fact that THIS particular holiday is more… Canadian in origins.

- Breaking news! 12, ever a responsible lifeguard, let a kid DIE!

Smile because it happened

-We got a look at TONS more Once-ler concept art this week! Who knew how much of a furry fandom this could’ve turned out to be.

Thinkings And Wonderings

u guys are cool, sign up for interviews, send me cool stuff. Let me level with you all this above is left over from when I drafted this issue, and I probably couldn’t sum it up any better.

~Mads

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TRUFFULA TRIBUNE

~Issue #14~

Your go to biweekly fandom newsletter

It’s Going Down (We’re Yelling Timber)

-Midd is doing his very best to learn how to be a good person, we’re all here for ya buddy.

-This issues featured clickbate article: 30 things u dont know about good ol’ Sketchler.

-Swone would like to make it clear that he is in fact NOT opening a restaurant, though I’m sure the board of heath would have a field day with that idea.

Mutual Weirdness

-Cheap is getting out into the dating scene it seems, just looking for a free meal or is this bachelor taking himself off the market.. that he never really put himself on.

The Brains In Their Heads

-Next issue we’ll be interviewing @new-age-norma so send those questions in folks!

Weehawken talkin’

-This is a new, temporary section of the paper specifically for the camp weehawken au, this section will appear as long as the au is up and running this summer.

-In the past two weeks the au has sprung back to life once more, so many kids are joining in this year (and this isn’t anywhere close to a complete list.)

-The camps mascot this year is a wonderful cat named gohan, who can do many things including shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE.

Thinkings And Wonderings

I’m going to take this opportunity to remind you all that anytime you read a fic or find some art that really makes an impact, we do have a submissions section and would love to share it with more people. Also you should all read Letters from Jersey because I worked really hard on it.

~Mads

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"I-I can't take this anymore. I need to date you. I need to love you."

Wh-What about…y’know. Whoever it is you’re with now.

Aren’t you, like……..lying to them?

I’m not worth it……..stay with them.