Elisha

My background is as black as my heart

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Grocery stores would be more fun if...

They played Fall Out Boy songs instead of half the boring crap they play, are they trying to be an elevator?

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My drawers are too small to hold all my fandom gear...

Good thing my hearts big enough to love all my fandoms

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Awkward Moment...

When you go to drink something, but someone else around you goes to drink something as well and you drink something at the same time whilst making eye contact. Then you try to cover it up by trying to stop drinking before they do, but you end up stop drinking at the same time. It's even more awkward when it's your teacher, you don't want to seem like you're copying them.

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Unfairness is...

How the earth provides us with hygiene, but we don't give it hygiene in return

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Belly Shirt

Mom: Here's your clothes to put away

Me: Ok, wait are you sure this is my shirt and not yours? I don't remember this shirt

Mom: Oh it's your belly shirt, which I wouldn't wear

Me: It's a CROP TOP

Mom: BELLY SHIRT SMELLY SHIRT

Me: Mom! CROP TOP

Mom: To me it will always be a belly shirt

Me: Are you deaf? Crop top

Mom: Whatever just go put your belly shirt away

Me: No because I have no clue what you're talking about! What is this belly shirt I wear crop tops

Mom: Just do it or you're grounded

Me: I'm on it!

(And that's how I almost got grounded 😂)