rarely appropriate, occasionally funny.

I’m just a girl with the demeanor of an overripe banana & a foul mouth who enjoys writing about her mistakes, marriage, shoes, outfits, food, baby boy and dog.

[useyourindoorvoice]

First professional haircut 💇‍♂️

[useyourindoorvoice]

First professional haircut 💇‍♂️

[useyourindoorvoice]

First professional haircut 💇‍♂️

[useyourindoorvoice]

Is anyone else watching The Magicians?

Because this last episode has left me with all the feels. So many feels.

[useyourindoorvoice]

Hiding behind a pillow for the scary parts of “Trolls”.

[useyourindoorvoice]

Saw Star Wars

No spoilers. Two and a half hours of women patiently waiting for the men to stop making rash, idiotic decisions.

[wvgurl71]

[highstyleprincess]

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[monchichitamberine]

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[vinnyvienna]

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[maeganbobaegan]

[hikergirl]

[styro-sometimes]

[beegoould]

[new-boot-goofin-deactivated2018]

[honey-and-gin]

[thisisagoodblogname]

[captainsnacks]

[useyourindoorvoice]

[tunte]

[beastandbean-deactivated2019071]

I’m Pam 100%

[togetbackhomeward]

Half Carol/Half Jillian.

[aintnomessnomo]

definitely helen

[tacosandtanktops]

Helen. 100%.

[sixteenmiles]

Probably gonna be a Carol.

[useyourindoorvoice]

Helen. I love positions of power, other kids annoy me, and I would fight anyone.

[little-bear-heart]

What movie can you watch over and over again and never get bored?

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[mrsrussellsworld]

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[queenofthetrashcanpandas]

[imightbebrilliant]

[ohhelloholly]

[cattyfantastic]

[untitledtidal]

I’ve seen it 1,000 times and I’ve cried at this part 1,000 times.

[starrynight1981]

There are so many movies I could list, but this is definitely one of them.

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[millzy34]

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[lavenderandpear]

[louhocnee-deactivated20210709]

I got two.

[frank-macmurphy-deactivated2020]

[some1s-sista]

Burlesque. Every damn time it’s on

[still-mommag]

[fartgoblin]

[honey-and-gin]

[wernerhertzaftig]

[captainsnacks]

[useyourindoorvoice]

[seasons-in-hell]

“The secrets do not know you. Prepare: they’ll whisper you your fate.”

Just a little bored morbid here. What’s yours?

[seasons-in-hell]

I cannot believe this post is my claim to fame on here lol *sarcasm folks*

[captainsnacks]

Your enemies plot revenge.

Prepare, the clock ticks on

[useyourindoorvoice]

The trees do not know you. Prepare, they too, have teeth.

[mxnrique]

taylor: “im sorry the old taylor can’t come to the phone” “why?” “cuz she dead.”

me:

[useyourindoorvoice]

No that was Becky.

[yeah-yougotme]

Dua Lipa - New Rules

[useyourindoorvoice]

Squad goals

[klausesdiego]

[visualtraining-deactivated20240]

[bujnik]

Wilie

[fartgoblin]

Jeska

[useyourindoorvoice]

Katdy

[useyourindoorvoice]

After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that the United States Government will not accept or allow...... ...Limp dick individuals to serve in any capacity in the U.S. Military. Our military must be focused on decisive and overwhelming..... ....victory and cannot be burdened with the tremendous medical costs and disruption that flaccid peen in the military would entail. Thank you

[useyourindoorvoice]

What do you put on when you get home from work?

A. I just stay in my work clothes until bed B. Lounge wear C. PJs I'm typically A but I've been told that I need to be B but I don't really own lounge wear. I own PJs, but there seems to be a middle category between outside people clothes and pajamas. What is that? How do I lounge wear?

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Today a 16 year old boy was brought into the clinic by his aunt to ‘have the talk’ because his school didn’t teach sex ED and his mother wouldn’t talk to him about sex.

She spent 40 bucks so he could get tested for the first time.

I spent an hour talking to this young boy about sex. I got to have the sex talk with him. I showed him how to properly use a condom and protect himself and his partners. We talked about STDs and pregnancy prevention. We even talked about pubic grooming and ways to avoid razor burn. This poor boy has never had someone talk to him about anything related to the changes his body is going through.

And then we spent 20 minutes talking about consent and how important it is.

Growing up I never, ever had someone talk to me about consent and its importance. I even had sex ED in school!

This shit is important ya’ll.

Planned Parenthood is important

[gungan-gundam]

It is the parents’ duty to have “the talk” with their kids, not a government funded organization that murders babies.

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

First of all fucktruck: I am not a government employee. My wages are not paid by the government.

Second: zero babies have ever been murdered in a planned parenthood.

I didn’t say a god damn word about abortion but you had to get your fucking tighty whiteys in a bunch because an organization that you know nothing about is doing good things for millions of people and you hate it.

Shut your face up about shit you don’t understand you fucking dump truck.

[gungan-gundam]

Abortion is murder, just because they’re in the womb doesn’t change the fact you’re killing an innocent human being.

As I said, it’s not a faceless organization’s job to provide sex ed while simultaneously killing unborn children.

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Listen up kiddo:

Abortion isn’t murder. Murder is illegal. Abortion is not illegal. IE abortion is not murder.

As i said (and we’ll go with what i said as not total bullshit because it’s obvious you have absolutely no real knowledge when it comes to sex or reproduction and i think we can thank your parents for that) this young man had a single mother that didn’t feel comfortable talking to him about sex. So i did it. I provided medically accurate and up to date information unlike so many parents today.

And by the way, planned parenthood isn’t some shadowy faceless organization.

For example, this is my face. The face i made while reading your stupid ass response.

[herdreadsrock-deactivated202401]

Get em, Damien

[panicatthe-house-of-classic-blog]

Not that abortion has anything to do with your organization, but it is murder. At just two weeks the baby in the womb can feel the pain of a pin prick, and recoil. Abortion is the murder of an unborn baby. It doesn’t matter if it’s at two weeks, or if it’s seven months along. It’s still murder. It’s murdering a child. It means that that child will never have the chance to grow up, go to school, fall in love, get married, have children of there own, have a job, and so many other things.

[thresholdofzero-deactivated2018]

Hi, this is damien, the OP and you can literally suck the shit out of my asshole if you think anything you just said is even remotely scientifically accurate.

At two weeks of development it’s barely even considered a pregnancy. It has no muscles, it has no brain, it is literally a clump of cells. And I’m talking like… only a few cells. In some cases it may not have even come out of the Fallopian tube. Since your knowledge of reproductive health seems to be about as developed as this other fuck truck: the Fallopian tube is the tube that connects the uterus to the ovary in which the egg travels to become fertilized.

And on top of how monumentally stupid you sound, you’re also carelessly ignoring the pregnant person. Who may be 12 or 13 years old. Why doesn’t that person get to be a teenager and have a life? Why doesn’t that person get to make their own choices?

How about you keep your shitty ass opinions to yourself.

[geekandmisandry]

“Suck the shit out of my asshole”.

Yes. Yes. More.

Plus also, fuck YES consent education. Consent education should be a focus in schools, how to make sure the person you’re with genuinely wants this and isn’t just doing it out of a sense of pressure and obligation. And also so that the person knows THEY can say no, any time, even if you initiated, doesn’t matter. It’s never too late to say no.

[vert-climber-deactivated2019022]

Meet Damien ~ modern day hero

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I love Damien 💕

[lookitsbee]

We all love Damien.

[yourshipsaregross-blog]

Damien is my hero

[daddyslittledefect]

Damien has all my love

[persephone-is-here-omg]

Hi, Damien! I hope you’re having a real nice day or night and you get to eat your fave food on a regular basis!

[alittlebitoflace]

DAMIEN. COME THRUUUUUUUU DAMIEN.

[useyourindoorvoice]

Damien - hope you have an awesome day. Uneducated pro-birthers- I hope you start using science backed facts and get explosive diarrhea.