Β Alice Madness Returns Cheshire Cat Quotes Starter Sentences, all taken from this video! Change pronouns any whatnot as necessary! Mix and match, add some together, take parts out, whatever gives you the meme you wanna give.
βAbout time too, ____.Β β
βΒ When youβre not on edge, youβre taking up too much space.Β β
β But you know I can be.Β β
β Abandon that hope.Β β
βA new law reigns in this Wonderland.Β β
βItβs very rough justice all around.Β β
βWeβre at risk here.β
β You be on your guard.β
βThe vorpal blade is swift and keen and always ready for service.β
βReally? Thatβs a pity, oneβs certainly looking for you.Β β
βThough lacking a bathing costume, a plunge in that pool is in order.β
βAlmost. But the upside is, while smaller, you can see things that are nearly invisible to your bigger self.β
β*Sneeze* thereβs a distinct scent of pepper in the wind.β
βThe Duchess must be nearby.β
βMemories define our lives, and they renew us.βΒ
βCollect them, nurture them.Β β
βAn experience forgotten, never was.β
βMemory is the warden of your brain, ____. Itβs currently underworked.β
βTreat your memories as you might a simple child. Indulge them.β
βLook this way. I mean at me, not like me.Β β
βAt least I mean what I say.β
βYou might try it occasionally.βΒ
βDespicable? Theyβre horrible, and dangerous.β
βWeβll be bizzled and bumbwashed if you donβt get off your backside.β
βYou remember your vorpal blade, I trust.β
βEffective in defense, and lethal when properly deployed.β
βItβs only suited for fighting up close.β
βAre you feigning ineptitude or is your mind in a muddle?β
βYouβll need to expose yourself to this menace up close and personal.β
βDeal death face to face as it were.β
βAnd make it snappy.β
βTo engage an enemy effectively, first engage your attack.β
βHigh marks for aptitude.Β β
βNow itβs time to put your blade to work.β
βNowhere to run or hide, ____.β
βThis foe must be faced and vanquished now.β
βSome obstacles are overcome with the mind. Some with our heart.β
β Well, yours, actually.β
βThese enemies pay twice for their own destruction. Donβt ignore what they leave behind.β
βAppearances, as you know better than most, can be deceiving.β
βMuch has changed since your last visit.βΒ
βDifferent denotes neither bad nor good, but it certainly means βnot the sameβ.β
βFind the Hatter, ____. He knows more about different than you.β
βMaking friends, ___?β
βYouβre as randomly lethal and entirely confused as you ever were.β
βPredictably rash. Itβs not a question ofΒ βifβ, ___. ItβsΒ βwhenβ.β
βNow hold no, and as they say, shut up.β
βPlease, youβre more than clever.β
βSteam provides locomotion.β
βSee the breeze? Ride the wind.β
βLike so much in life, keeping your knickers dry depends on timing.β
βThe spouts the goal, youβll get there in stages.β
βThereβs no time for tea.β
βSteady now, gather your nerve.β
βJump to the first vent, then the next, and ride the currents up.β
βHeβs obsessed with time. Find him, or your own time may be short.β
βThe dimensions of this desolate track are unknown to all but the inhabitants.β
βSwitch the switch to migrate from moter to cool. βΒ
βFlip the lever to cool the metal.β
βWhat lies beneath this patina of civility?β
β Something wicked Iβll wager.β
βPrudent exit is no less so for being hasty.β
βSeeking refuge from the wicked world? Perhaps things only look like theyβve gone to hell.β
βThis unmitigated disaster is your doing and it will get worse.β
βYour train keeps a hellish schedule.βΒ
βGet moving. Time waits for no one.β
βThe change has begun.β
βEven less. And if fear paralyzes you, we are lost.β
βThe sight, the stink, the sinister sound.βΒ
βWhat have you imagined?β
βSpawn of satan? Fate? Some malicious Olympian?β
βPostpone your query, actions are required before we can advance. Or die, I suppose.β
βThis generator of disaster must be eliminated.β
βAll the great lizards or history and mythology are constructed in a similar way.β
βDragons are not randomly segmented.Β β
βLine this firebreather up head to tail.β
βThe author obliterated the distinction between poetry and pessimism.β
βShe who saves a single soul saves the universe.β
βRemember, kill the story at its source.β
βThose letters arenβt letters, ____. Strike the tablets.β
βThe ink wasps are spawning from the stone tablet, it needs to be destroyed.βΒ
βThose letters arenβt letters. Hit the tablet, ____, kill the story at its source.β
βOrder in the court, all in order.β
βTake an order, ___.Β β
βWithout order, there is chaos.β
βAs in military drill and the alphabet, the proper order is everything.β
βPunctuality is not only a virtue, itβs often a necessity, like here.βΒ
βOrder is one thing, timing quite another.β
βFlip the switch the correct number of times, and eureka.β
βRight time, right place, joy and consonants.β
βWrong time, place wonβt matter, misery and dissonance.βΒ
βMusic is more than a matter of playing the right notes.β
βThe right bells must be struck at the right time.β
βItβs all a matter of tempo.β
βThe grateful most often confirm benefit to the source of their gratitude.β
βFreedom is so precious to some that they pay for it with their lives.β
βSent the captive ents free, they can help you up the tree.β
βCard before horse, never. Head before tail, always.β
βWell, almost always.β
βYou imagined dragons but have you never seen a picture of one?β
βMore sleep will not improve the appearance of this slothful amphibian.β
βSong rhymes with gong. Wonder what happens when you bang one.β
βHit the gong to wake the frog.β
βBack to admire your handiwork?βΒ
βReturning to the scene of the crime.β
βWell, she was the face of evil in the heart of darkness.β
βShe was completely deranged, you picked up her crown, but now youβve put it down.β
βYou must speak to her. Whatβs left of her, anyway.β
βThe Queenβs guardian rarely leaves his filthy lair. But youβre special.β
βFamiliarity has bred contempt. Proximity may breed violence.β
βWater and oil separate themselves. These fellows may require assistance.β
βKeep the rocks apart or there will be hell to pay.β
βFind the Queen, ignore her pledge to decapitate intruders only at your peril.β
βLook for the Queen, but remember, she also has eyes for you.β
βThe guards lack imagination. Donβt play with them unless youβre ready to deal,
βTo the royal guards we are all victims in waiting.β
βA case of chalk and cheese.β
βNot the happiest of bedfellows are they?β
βThose rooks must be kept apart and never the twain shall meet.β
βOpposites attract, but not these two.β
βYou were once two bits of the same psyche. So where does that leave you?β
βOpinions vary. Still, to recover the past, to continue your search, you need to meet with her.β
βRemember to go back, go forward. Thatβs the rule.β
βLooks like a perfect fit, and Iβm the perfect judge.βΒ
βTime to put your new noggin to good use.β
βHereβs a little something to keep your brain in order.β
βHereβs a tiny brain teaser for a tiny.. well, you.β
βI know your fondness for all manner of puzzles.β
βHow is the Queen of Hearts like a typhoon?β
βWhat is yours, but others use it more than you do?β
βThe more you have of it, the less you see.β
βKings cloak, priests cassock, ladyβs wrap, judgeβs robe, all hanged by me. Who am I?β
βWhatβs on four legs in early morning, two legs at noon, and on three legs in the evening?β
βWhat is born each night and dies each dawn?β
βWhat flickers red and warm like a flame, but is not fire?β
βI talk but I do not speak my mind. What am I?β
βWhat is so delicate that when you say its name, itβs broken.β
βWhat comes next in the sequence, 1, 3, 4, 7, 11β
βWhat always runs but never walks? Often murmurs, never talks? Has a bed but never sleeps. Has a mouth, but never eats. β
β I never was, and always to be. No one ever saw me, nor ever will.β
βAt night they come without being fetched, by day they are lost without being stolen. What are they?β
βThe one whoβs using it never knows that heβs using it, what is it?β
βIf you break me I do not stop working, if you lose me, nothing will matter.β
βFeed me, I live. Give me a drink, and I die. What am I?β
βExcellent. You never cease to amaze.
βPurrrrfect. Got it in one.β
βAre you pretending to be dense?β
βWrong, wrong, and wrong.β
βIt appears my intelligence has limits.β
βYouβve exhausted the stores of my knowledge.β
βMy mind is on holiday, perhaps it will meet up with yours.β
βI require a nap from time to time.β
βMy intelligence on this subject has been depleted.β
βMy ignorance is not criminal.β
βStop looking for help and get moving.β
βHow about a bit of self reliance?β
βI canβt be bothered now.β
βSome challenges one must face on ones own.β
βYouβve heard of the phraseΒ βcat nap.β Hm?.β
βThey say a cat has nine lives, ____ I hope you have as many.β
βIβm coming down from this catnip.β
βPay attention, ___, I canβt be there for you all the time.β
βAlways be on your guard.β
βTake matters into your own hands.β
βI canβt pretend to know everything.β
βYour nagging has grown tiresome.β
βSaving Wonderland means saving yourself.β
βI canβt know everything, pretend youβre an orphan. Oh, that was rude. You are.β
βIβve heard self reliance is a virtue, now youβve heard it.β
βObserve, learn, and react.β
βExperience teaches best, learn by doing, and similar cliches have merit. Take their advice.β
βIf youβve only wits, you have nothing. Wits are useless here, everything is downside up.β
βForget reasons, theyβre useless too.β
βIn combat, truth first. If youβre not victorious, there may be time for lies later.β
βyouβre sufficiently fortifide to kick some as-hhhhhhhehehehe, to boot these creatures nether regions.Β β
βThreat, promises, and good intentions donβt amount to action.β
βEvery adventure requires a first step. Trite but true, even here.β
βWhen remarkable turns bizarre, reason turns rancid.β
βWhat is truly sort is most often found if it is findable.β
βOnly a few find the way, some donβt recognize it when they do. Some donβt ever want to.β
βThereβs an ugly name for those who always do things the hard way.Β β
βThe uninformed must improve their deficit or die.β
βOnly the foolish believe suffering is just wages for being different.β
βOnly the savage regard the endurance of pain as the measure of worth.β
βOnly the insane equate pain with success.β
βLet your need guide your behavior, suppress your instinct to lead.β
βHave you never heard of the punctuality of virtue?β
βThe proper order of things is often a mystery to me, you too?β
βSteps to enlightenment brighten the way, but the steps are steep. Take them one at a time.β
βEvery picture tells a story, sometimes we donβt like the ending, sometimes we donβt understand it.β
βThe dim witted are not, necessarily ignorant.β
βConfront what frightens or offends you. Reckless or insulting talk should never go unchallenged.β
βFlattering words often incite their object to rash action, learn their true meaning.β
βSeek and you shall find, they say, but they donβt say what youβll find.β
βOur reflection sometimes exposes more reality than the object it echoes.βΒ
βAnnihilate what threatens to destroy you?β
βIs our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated.β
βOnly collect what is useful to you. Reject only your ignorance and you may survive.β
βWhoever says too much of a good thing is not enough speaks the truth.β
βWhoever says too much of a good thing is bad tells a lie.β
βYou must have missed something.Β β
βWhat is rubbish to one is salvation to another.β
βRide the thermal drafts like a falcon.β
βTime to jump in time to jump through time. Iβm dizzy.β
βWhat a racket. Reminds me of your piano lessons.β
βPlug that noisy orifice before we both go mad.β
βConfidence and rashness are sides of a single coin, please remember.β
βThe size of a cockroach?β
βTake a ride down the slide.β
βAh, ____. We canβt go home again. No surprise, really.β
βOnly a very few find their way, and most of them donβt recognize it when they do.β
βDelusions do die hard.β
βForgetting pain is convenient, remembering itβ¦ agonizing.β
βBut recovering the truth is worth the suffering.βΒ
βAnd our Wonderland, though damaged, is safe in memory.βΒ