DRUNK ON LOVE

TOGA HIMIKO

[v-dabi]

Quit it.

[v-toga]

（〃｀ 3′〃）nnnn you’re no FUUUN Dabi-kuuuuun

[v-toga]

What else would you want from me?

Why do you think I want anything from you? I don’t know you haha. I was just minding my business and you drew me in~💗💗

[v-toga]

You know I can’t do that. And I’m not your friend.

😭 Boohoo... then I guess Monoma and Jeanist are dead!!!

[v-toga]

I will drop of baked goods to you Every. Single. Day. For the rest of your life, if you promise to leave them alone. Think about it, cookies, pies, cake, for free for life. You’ll never have a day without a sweet treat, ever again. Even when I have my own bakery in the future, you will eat there for free. What do you say Toga? It’s a deal that is way too sweet to pass up.

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Seriously? Did you seriously think that was gonna work on me?

How old do you think I am, huuuuuh? That’s silly little girl stuff, haaaah, and you call me pathetic...

How about this!!! Get me all the cookies and pies and cakes in the world, every day, just like you promised!! But when you bake me a cake, put a big giant beating heart in for the center!! And when you make pies!!! I want to cut it open just for a bunch of guts to fall out with the filling!!! AND THE COOKIES!! I HOPE THE BATTER IS FULL OF BLOOD! REAL REAL REAL HUMAN BLOOD!!! Because there’s nothing sweeter 💗

If you do that, then I guess I’ll have no choice but to resist how much I want to slit their pretty little throats 💗💗💗

But only then.

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So?

What do you say? Best friend 💗?

[v-toga]

What if I made a deal with you, there has to be something more that you want. Something worth more than Monoma and Jeanist’s lives?

Oh? Like what?

[v-toga]

I’m not going to let you do that.

💗 You 💗 can’t 💗 stop 💗 me!!! 💗

[v-toga]

Why not? Are you afraid of me?☀️

Oh yeah I’m sooooooooo so scared. You’re sooooo scary. It definitely has nothing to do with how cute cute cute Nei-chan would look after I stab him when we all know, we ALL know it’d be all YOUR fault 💗 Definitely has nothing to do with the way he’d spend his last few moments cursing your name and hating you for every second you’ve been together either!!! 💗 No it’s definitely because you’re soooooo scawwyyyyyy aaaaa I’m so scared I need a herooooo Jean-chan save meeee

[v-toga]

I’m the one saying shit about you! Come on, go after me. ☀️

And if I say no? 💗

[v-toga]

Why do you just come after me? I’m the one talking to you.

Oh is that what you want? You want to fiiiiight me? You want to get your revenge? Wanna play vigilanteeeeeee? That’s so so SO funny best friend 💗 You’re so funny what a funny joke hehe haha ha ha ha 

[v-toga]

Haha! You think I actually want to be your friend. You’re pathetic! You’re so desperate, it’s sad really. No, I just want more evidence to help build a case on you. You know, a nice padded cell with no one around. Maybe a straitjacket so you can hug yourself☀️

WOW I LOVE HUGS!!!! DO I GET TO HUG MYSELF FOREVERRRRRRRRRRRR?????????????????????????????????????????????

[v-toga]

Nah, I was just fuckin’ with you. I don’t wanna be your friend, you crazy ass bitch. I just wanted to see how fucked up you actually are. I’ll make sure to keep this for the police report I plan on filling. Kay Byeeee!

Hope you file your report faster than I can finish mutilating these booooooodies!!!!~💗

[v-toga]

You can tell me all your secrets! Because were gonna be friends forever right. Forever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever, and ever. Doesn’t that sound so nice!

SO SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NICE 💗

And since we’re best friends we don’t need the others, right? 💗 Because I’ll tell you a secret right now, I really wanna kill them 💗 Jean-chan and Nei-chan and all the shitty ugly heroes in the world 💗💗💗 AND SINCE WE’RE BEST FRIENDS, YOU’LL HELP ME, RIGHT??? YOU’LL HELP ME MAKE THEIR LIVES MISERABLE LIKE THEY MADE MINE? YEAH! YEAHHHHH!!!!!!! WE CAN SPEND THE REST OF OUR LIVES KILLING THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAAAAAAAIN!!!!!!!! SO SO NICE I’M SO HAPPY BEST FRIEND 💗

💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗 💗

[v-toga]

Come on LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! LET’S BE FRIENDS! ☀️

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BEST FRIENDS BEST FRIENDS BEST FRIENDS

[v-toga]

I’ll be you friend to the end☀️

Promise? 💗 Pinky promise? 💗💗💗

[v-toga]

You’re bored, you’re really bored... I’LL BE YOUR FRIEND ☀️

YAAAAAY I LOVE FRIENDS

[v-toga]

Fallen in love lately?

EVERY DAY!!!!

[v-toga]

Having fun, tormenting the heroes? I bet it's fun.

ALWAYS FUN!!!