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🍒put your age in your bio or get blocked🍒 30 • any pronouns • nsfw • minors dni ❣️read pinned post before following pls❣️ https://linktr.ee/valentinevamp 🩸🩸🩸

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𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔭𝔬𝔰𝔱 𝔟𝔢𝔣𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔣𝔬𝔩𝔩𝔬𝔴𝔦𝔫𝔤/𝔪𝔢𝔰𝔰𝔞𝔤𝔦𝔫𝔤!

you can call me Valentine 💕

b. 1996; definitely not an immortal ageless vampire creature

single (not looking), submissive (not yours), queer & non-monogamous

online exhibitionist, silly little guy, & 🌶️🌶️🌶️ creator (find my work here!)

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asks/anons: OPEN

(please check this post for FAQs)!

DMs: CLOSED

(and no, I won’t turn them on for you)

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this page is nsfw/nsft 🔞

you must be 21+ to message (& straight men are permanently on thin ice)

minors, ageless/blank blogs, and honestly anyone whose vibe I don’t fw will be blocked on sight

‼️PUT YOUR AGE IN YOUR BIO‼️

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FAQ

read this section before messaging me! I’ll ignore any questions that are answered here or make fun of you if I’m feeling spicy

can you DM me?

❣️ no :) if you are desperate to chat privately, you can message me here.

can you follow me back?

❣️ this is a sideblog, so I can’t directly return follows. currently I am only interested in being mutuals with other SWs & blogs that create mostly original content.

do you take content requests?

❣️ I will definitely consider any suggestions for b/g partnered videos! If you want to discuss custom solo content, you can reach out here (though I can’t guarantee that I’ll be able to take on everything). I don’t take requests for the free & public content I offer on this blog :)

where do you sell?

❣️ you can buy content from me here (uncropped & uncens0red pics & vids for a low monthly subscription) and here (free to subscribe with some free bonus content; hardc0re solo & partnered vids available for purchase). I do not sell anywhere else!

can I leave a tip/send gifts?

❣️ you are welcome to tip me here if you so desire! I don’t currently have any sort of wishlist set up, but I’ll consider making one if I get enough interest.

is it okay to reblog your posts?

❣️ absolutely! if you want to support my work and can’t do so financially right now, sharing my posts helps me out a lot! if there’s anything I don’t want shared for any reason, I’ll have reblogs turned off. please note: you do not have permission to download & repost my pictures.

do you have other social media profiles?

❣️ you can find me on instagram & bluesky but I’m currently most active here!

who do you make partnered content with?

❣️ I have a long-term platonic Dom (they/them) who I refer to on here as “lover,” and we film together from time to time 🥰 I am definitely open to collaborating with other creators in the future as well!

how many tattoos/piercings do you have?

❣️ 30 piercings, probably about 70% covered with tattoos (gave up on counting around 50 and that was years ago)

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other important stuff

❣️ this is (obviously) a pro-SW and pro-kink blog. if this bothers you: consider minding your own business. idc if you buy my premium content or not, I’m happy to provide what I post here for free - but if you go out of your way to tell me you don’t buy (or put it in your bio, etc) I’m blocking you for being annoying

❣️ I do not practice or have interest in any form of ageplay, heavy cnc, fauxcest, or petplay

❣️ keep your misogyny “kink” away from me I’m so serious

❣️ racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, fatphobia, and any other forms of bigotry & discrimination are not welcome here. please make better use of your time and go play in traffic or something

𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 𝔞𝔟𝔬𝔲𝔱 𝔪𝔢 𝔲𝔫𝔡𝔢𝔯 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔲𝔱!

I loosely identify as bisexual, with a strong preference for women & nonbinary people. I’m also what you might call demisexual/aro spectrum in spite of being a massive slut - which is to say plainly, not interested in you. most comfortable with she/they pronouns but truly Whatever about gender as a whole; I’ll take anything & I’m not super strict with my gender & sexuality labels at all. I’d prefer you to see me more as some sort of alien creature or possessed vampire clown doll than a human woman, but I understand who I am and who I’m into and that’s all that matters 😘

I’m non-monogamous & very comfortably single, though I do have a long-term platonic Dom (they/them) who I usually refer to as “lover” for clarity 💕 we do film content together occasionally, and we are open to scene suggestions 😚

In addition to my work here, I am self-employed full time, so I may occasionally be less active when I’m busier with my day job. All reblogged posts are queued to keep some regularity!

definitely worth noting that I have autism & adhd, and some occasionally pretty weird speech patterns as a result. I’m never trying to be mean, but I’m definitely very blunt and I take my boundaries seriously.

my fav kinks:

I’m a total submissive, though I’ve been told I have some power bottom/potential brat tendencies that have yet to be properly explored 🤔 I’m a raging masochist with an infamously high pain tolerance and a bit of a deathwish so I love having my limits tested through pain & degradation. I’m leaning more into my exhibitionist side recently, and publicly wearing bruises/marks and ruined makeup makes me feel so pretty 🥹 obviously I’m very into vampires (and have permanent fang implants), and bloodplay, knife play, and (fantasy) gore are some of my favorite things to explore! i also 🖤: boots, body worship, bondage (& self-bondage 👀), fisting🤌 (and dp/tp and being stretched to my limits with toys), free use, and there’s probably other stuff I’m forgetting right now tbqh. I am always exploring, experimenting, and evolving 🩷

some non-kinky things I love:

cats (mine is the best tho), body mods, cars, a whole variety of arts & crafts, thrifting/antiquing, fashion, sea creatures, traveling (especially road trips & especially to coastal or desert locations), sustainable fashion, & live music (particularly emo & punk)

tysm for reading, here’s your reward:

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does anyone have $1k and a parasocial relationship with me that may tempt them to send it to me

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stressed out when I should be getting stretched out. send post

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(It’s here btw)

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it’s 💕Valentine💕 day, who would I be to leave you hangin’ 😘

𝓞𝓕 | 𝓿𝓲𝓭𝓼 4 𝓼𝓪𝓵𝓮 | 𝓽𝓲𝓹 𝓶𝓮

ᴍɪɴᴏʀs ᴅɴɪ | ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ᴘᴏsᴛ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ

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(It’s here btw)

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𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝖋𝖔𝖗 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉, 𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖍 𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖎𝖗 𝖘𝖕𝖔𝖙𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𝖔𝖓 𝖒𝖊

𝔰𝔢𝔢 𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔢 🩸 𝔪𝔶 𝔳𝔦𝔡𝔰

ᴍᴅɴɪ | ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ

[desinre]

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accidentally stayed up super late doing this last night and now my brain is busted

❣️more pics!

❣️vids 4 sale!

❣️leave a tip!

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fit check 🌝

full vid here 🖤

PPV here 🖤

ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ᴘᴏꜱᴛ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ

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I feel like I should talk more about fisting on here considering it’s like a core tenet of my personality irl

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honestly a shame to crop this for tumblr, my eyes look so pretty in this one 🙂‍↕️

you can see it uncropped here though 🥰

my vids

ᴍᴅɴɪ | ʀᴇᴀᴅ ᴘɪɴɴᴇᴅ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ғᴏʟʟᴏᴡɪɴɢ

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I’ve been so distracted by life lately that I kinda forgot there’s videos of me on the internet drooling on my own tits in a clown costume

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I have got to get more tattoos soon

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Being horny is over, I only like playing Minecraft now

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*Balatro