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#That’s one hell of a pick up line
#smoothest motherfucker in history
Do you remember, Baldr? The slide of our flesh? My body arching against yours while I gasped your name, and the taste of my name on your tongue? Do you ever think about it? Do you ever wonder what might have been if we were different people with different destinies? If you could have wound your hand in my hair and swallowed a curse when I stole your control and drove you over the edge, and never been forced to say goodbye, would you have?
"O-Oh w-well...I um..." he flushed, because wow that was descriptive and he really hoped his wife was not looking.
"Sometimes...sometimes I wonder if perhaps, in another time and place...I could make you happy, that is all I want, just to see you smile..."
He coughed, "Or the face you make when you lose control," he added hastily, his face going red, "I would not have given that up, no."
You have the entirety of ONE ask to make my muse blush and squirm bad enough to need a cold shower. Go nuts.
He's gone
Nanna looked around her room, feeling lost and out of her depth. Baldr had died- was murdered. The point was that he was gone, taken from her. She moved around their room, trying desperately not to be overwhelmed by the smell of him, by the thought that he wouldn’t ever use this room again. Gathering items for his funeral pyre she wondered briefly if anyone was doing this for Hodr or would that fall to her as well.
Once she felt she had gotten the most important things she sat down on her bed, trying to keep herself together. What would she do? This loss was the first of its kind. Never had she lost someone she was so close to. The tears and despair started to creep back, when she heard a voice cry out. “Forseti…" She pulled herself to her feet and walked into the nursery where her son was crying.
She picked him up and nearly was undone again, he had so much of his father in him. As she did her best to soothe him, she thought that maybe caring for him would help keep back the sadness, despair, that feeling of being so alone. They had both calmed, the quiet sniffles of her son the only sound in the room aside from their combined breathing.
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The Blessed Child || drabble
Screaming. He woke up to screaming again and couldn’t quite remember why at first. Why was someone screaming in this place? This place with high walls and guards and more safety than he had ever before known, with food on the tables and solid roofs that wouldn’t cave in from too much snow fall. Why would someone scream such bloody murder in a place like this? He was so tired he couldn’t place it at first. He hadn’t been asleep for more than a few seconds, it felt like, though in reality he had passed out a few hours before; but not nearly enough.
This place was dangerous for the likes of him, especially when the queen herself knew he was of an enemy race. And then he remembered why he was here.
He was groggy until that realization hit and then he was wide awake again despite the heavy bags under his eyes. It had been like this for days but it didn’t matter. Nothing mattered but that wailing scream, that frightened cry that he desperately needed to get to, to soothe.
He threw back the covers of the room that was too warm and ran the second his feet hit the floor. He bolted in to the next room and to the bedside within. A moment later, he was scooping the screaming child in to his arms, holding him while he thrashed and kicked and clawed at him, crying so hard his nose ran and his eyes were swollen already. The words he was yelling were indiscernible, either because he was babbling with words slurred together in his agony or because Leis was so exhausted from night after night, hour after hour of this that the words didn’t register as a language he knew at all.
He held and rocked the child, cooing and purring at him, though the child could not imitate them back to him. He rubbed his back and knew he would just have to wait out the nightmare. “Baby, it’s ok,” he murmured. “I’m here. You’re safe. It’s alright. It’s me, it’s your Leis. I’ve got you.”
The boy’s parents were dead not five days before and it had been like this ever since. He had had to fight to be able to stay here with the boy he loved so dearly, but no one else wanted to deal with the boy’s nightmares and frightened episodes and begging to see his mother. Leis was beyond exhausted, but this child was alone. His grandmother, though kind and nurturing, would not run to his side every time. She did not seem to understand that strength did not always mean that no emotions were felt. She and the rest of Asgard were blind to the fact that warriors felt the pain of loss and the fear of death, sometimes more strongly than most. And above all, he was a child whose father had been stolen from him and whose mother had abandoned him. He needed someone to coddle and care for him and Leis would be that person as long as he could be.
Baldr had been his best friend and Nanna his best friend’s wife. They were family and now they were gone, just like Finna and his son were gone. All that remained of them was this frightened, crying child in his arms. And while some might call that a tragedy, to Leis it was a blessing. Their deaths were a bitter, ashen taste in his mouth, but this boy….
This beautiful, blonde haired, blue-eyed child who was lashing out and acting out and screaming through all hours for days and nights on end was a blessing. Leis was robbed of his son and Forseti was robbed of his parents. Though not ideal and though Leis could not always be here for him because of the political situations between their realms, he was given this child to care for as best he could.
Leis could not deny that he loved him more than he had ever expected to love a child.
After nearly an hour had passed, Forseti calmed and rested, whimpering, in Leis’ arms. He rubbed his back still and rocked him and hushed him, though he was falling asleep with Seti in his arms. He knew he could not even manage to carry Seti back to his own room with him, as he was far too weary, so instead he crawled in to bed with the boy. He was almost too big for the child’s bed. He laid on his back, Seti curled up on his chest, Leis’ arms protective around him.
"I’ve got you, baby," he murmured, his eyes too heavy to stay open. They stung and he felt sleep tugging at him, but he couldn’t rest yet. Not until he knew Seti was calm and not panicked. He needed the boy to feel safe. "It’s ok. I’m here. I’m not going anywhere, ok?"
Finally, a single word made it through his muddled mind when the child spoke it. “Promise…?” It was accented with child-speak, but he understood it regardless.
"Yeah," he whispered back. "I promise. I love you, Forseti. Ok? So I’m staying right here. I’ll protect you."
Seti nodded. “Love you too….” he murmured.
Tired as he was, Leis still managed to smile. Even through this physical torture, he couldn’t help it. Forseti was a blessing. This boy was a gift that he never should have been given and he would do anything he could to help him. He had to.
No matter the situation, one thing about Leis would never change; nothing would ever come before his family.
00:00:00 ~ Baldr
In a universe where everyone is born with numbers on their wrists counting down to when they’ll meet their soulmate, send me 00:00:00 for my muses reaction to their numbers hitting zero when they meet yours.
It was quiet. That was good; this was always how he had wanted it to go. The night was calm and clear and it was just warm enough to feel almost like summer. It was still damp from the spring rain, but that only made the air taste that much sweeter.
He looked up at the stars and smiled, seeing them for the very last time. The wind was harsher up here and he kept having to push his hair away from his eyes to look at them while he stood still. He could hear the sound of the city bellowing on below him. He’d be down there soon, and wouldn’t that be a sight?
His timer was ticking down second by second, but he knew he wasn’t like the others. His soul mate wasn’t any person; it was death itself. He knew that. He could feel it in his bones.
He glanced down. Only a minute or so left now.
He got up on to the ledge and looked over, feeling nervous for the first time. He’d put this off for far too long and he knew it. The moment he’d decided to kill himself, his timer had begun to count down. That was how he had known. And he had waited because that seemed like the thing that destiny wanted him to do.
He looked down again and took a deep breath. No backing out now.
It was almost time; he’d timed it to the second how long an object of his weight would take to fall and hit the ground below when it was dropped from this height. He would time it perfectly.
Now all he had to do was wait and then jump.
"You’re not supposed to be up here after hours."
Leis jumped and turned, almost losing his balance. He stepped down instead his feet landing on the roof. This needed to be quick. He swallowed and looked at the man who had spoken. “Sorry. I’ll be leaving here in a few seconds.”
"Did you come out to see the stars?" he asked. "I come out here for that too. Pretty, aren’t they?"
Leis nodded. “They are.” He was running out of time. He couldn’t miss it!
He didn’t realize yet that he had.
"I’m Baldr, by the way." The other held out his hand for him to shake.
"Leis." He hesitated, then took it.
00:00:00
He stopped, frozen. Baldr didn’t move either.
Leis just stared. He’d missed it. All this time planning it and he’d missed it…. but he’d met someone at the exact same moment his timer had hit zero.
"Baldr you……" His voice was weak. "You saved my life just now…."
The blond looked surprised to say the least. “I did?”
Leis nodded and turned their hands so his wrist was exposed. “And it looks like you’re stuck with me…. I hope you don’t mind.”
To his surprise, Baldr smiled.
not even a motherfucker
[merry EXTREMELY LATE christmas everyone 8D]
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I’M DYING
I ONCE KILLED SOMEONE WITH MISTLETOE.
IT’S CANON.
I DEEM IT CANON.
:/ it is canon. He killed Baldr in myth with mistletoe
"Yeah, it wasn't fun."
Sailor Jack! I fight in the name of sexiness and pizza everywhere! I'll sit on you!
Sailor Ash! She fights in the name of righteous awesomeness! She'll beat you into shape with words!
Sailor Mama Sif! She fights in the name of MILFs everywhere! She'll use that tone on you!
Sailor Ebby! She fights in the name of angst! She'll Sass you!
Together we are~
The SAILOR ADMINS!
He laughed softly and set the cup on the bedside table, he rested his hand on Leis’ head, gently petting his hair.
"Oh yes, that is me, Baldr the poisoner, I think I know as little about poison as you do about keeping your hands to yourself," he teased, with a shake of his head, moving his hand down to rub his friend’s back soothingly.
"Your wife instructed me to give it to you, it is an herbal remedy, and you’d best drink it all or she will have my hide."
Leis groaned loudly. “Finna gave it to you? Damn it….that means it’s Frost Giant medicine. Poison tastes better than fucking frost giant medicine.” He whined and flopped over on to Baldr.
"Ugh…..fiiiiiiiiiine. My wife is scary when she’s stern about something…. Just give me a minute. Ugh. That shit is disgusting."
He laughed, "Well that is what she said you needed, and she wanted to take care of the babies, and she says you're not allowed around them until you drink that," he said, poking at Leis, smiling affectionately,
"She won't have her babies sick, she says. I think that includes you actually, because she was saying it to me with that fierce look in her eye," he said thoughtfully, moving his fingers to Leis' head, running his fingers through his hair and rubbing his scalp gently.
"She can be rather intimidating, yes. So strange coming from such a small thing," he said, "And I appreciate your flexibility of doing what you must to save my hide, I am in fact eternally grateful, I did just get this one after all."
"Hey," he replied with a soft smile, petting at his face gently, running them over his cheeks, "I am glad to hear it," he replied and them moved away for one moment before he returned and sat on the bed, "Here, drink this," he held a cool glass to Leis’ lips.
He snorted, though he leaned in to Baldr’s touch just a little. He looked at the glass skeptically but drank it anyway. He made a face. “I can’t even tell what that is. Are you poisoning me??” he accused him half-heartedly. He coughed pathetically and curled up against his best friend’s side. “Asshole~”
He laughed softly and set the cup on the bedside table, he rested his hand on Leis' head, gently petting his hair.
"Oh yes, that is me, Baldr the poisoner, I think I know as little about poison as you do about keeping your hands to yourself," he teased, with a shake of his head, moving his hand down to rub his friend's back soothingly.
"Your wife instructed me to give it to you, it is an herbal remedy, and you'd best drink it all or she will have my hide."
"I feel like I’m dying."
Baldr placed a hand on his forehead gently to feel his temperature, “I would much prefer if you did not, I rather like you living.”
He smile rather groggily up at him. “Heeeeeey,” he croaked and managed a laugh, though it was almost half cough. “I kinda like me living too.”
"Hey," he replied with a soft smile, petting at his face gently, running them over his cheeks, "I am glad to hear it," he replied and them moved away for one moment before he returned and sat on the bed, "Here, drink this," he held a cool glass to Leis' lips.
"I feel like I’m dying."
Baldr placed a hand on his forehead gently to feel his temperature, "I would much prefer if you did not, I rather like you living."
Fandral and Leis
To be fair...
Who wouldn't?
My character has been kidnapped because they are friends with yours. When found, they're still alive, but with a three word message carved into their skin for yours. What does the message say and what does your muse do about it?
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