formerly Lady-Grey-1996

She/Her, Dan and Phil, Young Royals, Supernatural (derogatory), shitposts ❌️ lgbt-phobes & racists dni ❌

[not-me-burning]

anyway now i can be annoying about one of my favorite rare pairs

[cottagehillsunset]

Ilya who, whenever Jurrasic Park or any sort of dinosaur movie is on, takes a picture of the TV and sends it to Scott Hunter with a "good game" or "did not kow you were playing tonight".

Scott just lets out a long sigh everytime and counts to ten in his head.

He ends up on the same flight to New York as Shane after an away game in Ottawa, with Scott going back home and Shane travelling for the launch of a new Rebook store in New York.

And Scott can't help but laugh when he sees what the in flight movie options are. At Shane's curious look he waves at the small tv screen and explains the bit Ilya has going on. And Shane, just for a second, gets this weird glint in his eyes before offering Scott one of his earbuds with a smile.

"Want to rewatch the game with me instead?", he asks, holding up his IPad. And, why the hell not, Scott thinks, there are worse things than reviewing their game with Shane (even though he doubts Shane will share any of his strategical thoughts with him).

So, Scott takes the earbud and settles into his seat. Only to be hit with the opening notes of Jurrasic Park five seconds in.

[2peachy]

[loveridden1999]

[nosimpincurly]

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

[catherinebunnington]

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

[commodorecliche]

...these would be perfect for a children's hospital

[tildeathiwillwrite]

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[maswartz]

[jonny-r217]

[valtsv]

you cannot save me!! i am unsaveable!!! i have never been saved!!!!!!!!

[valtsv]

what the hell are you doing. stop that.

[animentality]

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[totearup]

After they play together for a year or so it becomes common to talk about how Ilya and Shane are psychic about each other, always knowing where the other one is or whatever.

Harris gets the idea to have them do one of those "twin test" videos where they stand on opposite sides of a door and he has them hold up numbers, they both hold up a four, the spin in a circle, which they do in the same direction at the same speed, then stand on one leg, both picking the right. Then they're supposed to touch a body part, and both poke the ends of their noses, though Shane says, "Baby if you're grabbing your *beep* right now..." with a half smile, and Ilya cracks up because if this wasn't for the internet he definitely would have.

Anyway, they do everything nearly exactly in sync until Harris tells them to "make a silly face" and Shane just gives the camera an office stare while Ilya sticks his tongue fully out and crosses his eyes.

It definitely goes viral.

[obsolete-borger]

[countably-infinite-rats]

[heymacy]

HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts

[sobcat]

ready for what the next week brings...

[frogayyyy]

how do you usually read a chaptered fic on ao3?

enitre work

chapter by chapter

secret third option

Voting ended onJul 30

personally i always use the entire work option. i only ever change to chapter by chapter if i’m trying to find something

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[musicprincess655]

Listen here friendo I didn’t sit through a year of organic chemistry for you to come into my house and call a carboxylic acid a saturated fatty acid you respect that hexadecanoic acid

[bismuthcladbattleship]

And I didnt get a degree in biochemistry to hear you say that carboxylic acids with aliphatic chains arent fatty acids. That hexadecanoic acid IS a saturated fatty acid!

[mutttooth]

[datsderbunnyblog]

This comment was left on a post about making the most of the Libby app. "Excessive use of generous lending policies" is the most absurd phrase I've ever seen anyone use to discuss libraries.

[catboycommunist]

evergreen

[jewelcoatfish]

people at david’s place of work having a game called: is he talking about shane hollander or ilya rozanov? because david brags about them by referring to both of them as “my son”, and he’s not entirely aware he’s causing confusion either, so now his place of work knows a lot and at the same time very little about shane and ilya lmao

[butimaficwriter]

before dick and kisses

after dick and kisses

from 😾 to 🙂: an ilya rozanov guide to keeping your shane happy

[kaijuerotica]

after dick no kisses