MBTI as Shakespeare Insults
(The ones they would use, anyway.)
ENTJ - “Thou sodden-witted lord! Thou hast no more brain than I have in mine elbows” Troilus and Cressida (Act 2, Scene I)
INTJ - “If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them.” Hamlet (Act 3, Scene I)
ESFP - “Thine face is not worth sunburning.” Henry V (Act 5, Scene II)
ISFP - “The tartness of his face sours ripe grapes.” The Comedy of Errors (Act 5, Scene IV)
ESTJ - “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” All’s Well That Ends Well (Act 3, Scene VI)
ISTJ - “Would thou wert clean enough to spit upon” Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene III)
ENTP - “If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt.” The Two Gentlemen of Verona - (Act 2, Scene IV)
INTP - “Your brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after voyage.” As You Like It (Act 2, Scene VII)
ESFJ - “I’ll beat thee, but I would infect my hands” Timon of Athens (Act 4, Scene III)
ISFJ - “I scorn you, scurvy companion.” Henry IV Part II (Act 2, Scene IV)
ENFJ - “I must tell you friendly in your ear, sell when you can, you are not for all markets.” As You Like It (Act 3, Scene V)
INFJ - “Thou art unfit for any place but hell.” Richard III (Act 1, Scene II)
ESTP - “Villain, I have done thy mother” Titus Andronicus (Act 4, Scene II)
ISTP - “More of your conversation would infect my brain.” The Comedy of Errors (Act 2, Scene I)
ENFP - “You scullion! You rampallian! You fustilarian! I’ll tickle your catastrophe!” Henry IV Part 2 (Act 2, Scene I)
INFP - “Tempt not too much the hatred of my spirit, for I am sick when I do look on thee” A Midsummer Night’s Dream (Act 2, Scene I)
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