WELCOME BACK SPORTS FANS TO "VASHS SCORE BOARD OF PAIN" :D WHERE YOU CAN WATCH YOUR FAVORITE HUMANOID TYPHOON SUFFER
1ST OF ALL, PLEASE GIVE A WARM WELCOME TO OUR CONTESTANTS
Vash the Stampede (trimax version)
Vash the Stampede (98 version)
Vash the Stampede (Stampede/Stargaze version)
AND NOW THE RULES
-1 point per traumatic event: the event (like loosing a mother) is agreed to be traumatic by most people
-1 point per bad event: the event (like being shot at) is agreed to be maybe not traumatic but really fucking sad by most people
-1 point per action that shows the contestant is mentally unwell
-1 point per angry outburst IF it's related to his mental health and/or traumatic event
-1 point per sad outburst IF it's related to his mental health and/or traumatic event
-1 point per "yikes statement": this statement shows the contestant needs therapy
SCHEDULE
MARCH AND APRIL 2026: STARGAZE (WEEKLY EVENT)
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It is certainly sad that our dear sports season has come to an end, however, we cannot say goodbye yet, we need to present the final scores!
In third place we have our rookie, the most recent version of trigun, the one who faced a lot of pushback since day 1, and yet that didn't stop him to make a mark in the world.
Ladies, gentleman, and everyone in the beyond, please give an applause for STAMPEDE/STARGAZE VASH AND HIS WELL DESERVED 214 POINTS!
In second place we have our contestant who presented us with an original story, and yet still stole the hearts of many people in the audience. His passion for the sports was doubted, and even so he graced us with an amazing season.
Please give a warm applause for 98 VASH AND HIS 261 POINTS! The rookie wasn't too far away but 98 Vash really made sure to secure his place.
AND LASTLY, OUR DEAR FIRST PLACE. THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEND. THE LITTLE GUY WHO NEEDS ALL THE THERAPY IN THE WORLD, THE GUY WHO STOLE HEARTS, TEARS AND WALLETS, THE MAN WHO BESIDES THE ADVERSITY MANAGED TO SMILE AND HOPE FOR A BETTER FUTURE.
PLEASE STAND TF UP FOR TRIMAX VASH AND HIS AMAZING SCORE OF 308 POINTS! CONGRATS TO OUR WINNER OF THIS SEASON OF SPORTS! He has certainly left his legacy in the greatest sport of all time! We know it costed him so much blood and tears, and we want him to know we respect him so much for all his hard work.
AND THE SPORTS SEASON IS OFFICIALLY OVER! All our contestant did amazing and we can't thank them enough! However we can't thank you enough either! If you were here since the beginning, if you only joined for a specific contestant, if you joined later in the season or if you haven't joined yet! Thank you so much for following the sports!
Now if anyone says suffering is not a sport you can say they're dead WRONG dear sport fan, and isn't that the most beautiful thing.
To our dear contestants, may all 3 of you be happy in your travels
To our dear audience, may you always live with the passion sports give you
THIS IS IT SPORT FANS. WELCOME TO THE LAST ROUND OF THE SEASON.
Before starting, me and the committee want to thank everyone who has joined us. Sports enjoyers, casual fans, fans, haters, it has been a pleasure to bring the magic of sports every week to yall.
Now let's not make the rookie wait. It's his last chance to gather as many points as possible. Yey for sports!
The last episode starts with the rookie in so much pain! yey! But luckily Meryl, Millie and Elendira arrive at the scene. When Meryl asks the plants for a second chance at living along with the humans, the contestant is able to come back. He breaks free from his brother, and their last conversation starts.
Nai won't give up his path, even if he ends up alone in the universe. With that settled, the twins fights. Vash gets 1 bad event point for being punched around and landing in a rock on fire. But he doesn't stay down. The rookie goes all out with the special bullets he prepared. Nai falls when one of the bullets reaches his heart, the contestant reaches him, and time stops.
In their own pocket of time, vash apologizes for leaving nai, and before he can continue they see how all the souls of the plants finally reach peace, including our dear Tesla. When all of them leave, the contestant makes his final move. He opens a portal using all of his energy (1 action point for doing something so reckless) and asks Nai to go together with him beyond the gate, where they can always be together.
Now, as we see some members of the audience stand up in shock, here at the Vash's scoreboard of pain we cannot be fully sure of the intention the contestant has in mind. But one thing is clear, the contestant is about to give up a life he loves, a life with his friends and family; and for that we're awarding him with a 1 action point.
However, Nai puts a stop to it. He starts his last run by telling Vash he doesn't need to suffer anymore, and prepares to protect him from the crash they're about to experience. While the contestant tries to resist Nai's sacrifice, they both crash into what used to be July, getting the contestant 1 bad event point (due to crash from such height) and 1 traumatic even point (for watching his own brother die in front of him...again).
And those are the last points the rookie strikes dear audience! A year has passed since that incident. Now the contestant is free to go with everyone back to space, where they will live many adventures for as long as they can.
THAT IS IT DEAR AUDIENCE, THE ROOKIE MAKES HIS FINAL MOVES WHILE LEAVING WITH A SMILE. Most of the crowd celebrates a happy ending, the other contestant remain on their seats, smiling at the rookie and the peace he worked so hard to achieve. Now let's take a look at the final score. This last round gave stargaze vash 5 points. His final total is 214 POINTS! Even when the tides were against him, the rookie successfully got more than 200 points!
Thank you so much for joining us dear audience! This is the end of sports for now, but hopefully we will come back some day! It really was a pleasure to bring you the latest in this beautiful sport called suffering.
And THANK YOU to our dear contestants! This wouldn't have been possible without your passion to come here and do your best!
We will present the official scores and winners soon, but that's it for now sports fans!
Good to see everyone here after the fire last week! Please remember to stay away from the stairs where the fire took place. Now, let's get this started and see what the rookie has for us today!
Nai comes down from the skies and KILL THE MVP LEGATO, ok wow. Both wolfwood, alive yes he's alive thank god, and vash fall onto the ground, this gives the rookie 1 bad event point for being dropped from such heights. While they're both on the ground, vash thinks about what he just did and he gets 1 action point since he's just paralyzed in shock while nai is out to get him. Our sweet MVP wolfwood tells him to react as he attacks nai himself.
Vash react and there he goes to attack Nai! He runs and shoot one of the special bullets and aims at the heart but DAMN! he find tesla's eye is deep inside nai. Before he realizes, Nai is grabbing him with multiple knives (1 bad event point for that) and gets kidnaped again! another 1 bad event point for the rookie.
Now that they're both in the ark, nai takes his chance. He makes the rookie get 2 bad event points by crushing him with his knives and absorbing his brother.
After that the contestant disappears for a bit but comes back to get a couple of last points! He seems to be in another plane, and he walks through it when he sees something that shakes him to his core. The contestant seems the team of scientists that made those horrible experiments on tesla and sees Rem not taking the chance to do something about it. Ah yes, here we go. The contestant gets his first 1 sad outburst point of the season thanks to this discovery. The trust is broken, his beliefs and mother figure are dust, the realization hits.
BUT THERE'S MORE
FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER WE HAVE OUR DEAR TESLA AS AN MVP. She walks to the contestant and gives him 1 sad outburst point by fusing her pain with his and the pain of the other plants, marking Nai's body in the outside! Besides that however, he gets 1 bad event point for how this is affecting his body. 2 points of that type in the same episode! What a move! This guy will need a lot of therapy after this.
And so our time this week comes to an end. With some help from a surprise MVP the contestant hit 9 points today. His new total is 209 points! Next episode will be his last chance to gather points and leave his legacy in this edition of the score board of pain! How far can you go rookie, how much can you bear?
Let's find out the answer of this great last season of sports next week!
THIS IS IT. THIS IS THE MOMENT THE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR.
LET'S GET RIGHT INTO IT:
Vash, Wolfwood and Livio prepare for the fight where all begin. After they wait for a while the ark appears. Everyone gets ready to fight, but the one coming out of the ark isnt Nai, but Legato! The fight starts. So far everyone is good at evading Legato, his evil weapon and Ninelives. After a while, the fight turns into a skateting tournament and the contestant strikes his first point of the episode. 1 bad event point for getting pushed off his board, which had to hurt considering the speed. The fight moves to normal ground, and so does the rookie! Legato hasn't been able to touch him once. However, Legato pauses. He proceeds to tell Vash how he is full of sin (1 bad event point for that) and that he has never stopped to think about how Nai feels. The rookie stops in his tracks, Legato regains some terrain and just when he's close to get a direct hit Wolfwood comes in a clutch to save our contestant! The fight resumes and Vash and Wolfwood fight side by side! They almost have him, they have him against the wall, it's about to happen BUT FUCK! Legato uses his powers to push them both onto different walls. 1 bad event point for being crushed against some rocks with enough strength to break them.
Now it's finally the moment of truth, however in an interesting twist, this moment turns out to be very similar to the moment in Trigun 98! Viewers of the previous season will find this terribly familiar, even 98 Vash is frozen in his seat, he knows how the story goes.
Let's get to it and see what Legato has prepared for today, 1 traumatizing event point for being forced to chose to either take a human life or save wolfwood, 1 traumatizing event point for having wolfwood BEING CRUSHED IN FRONT OF HIM, 1 bad event point for having his arm controlled in a way that his only option is to pull the trigger, and... after remembering wolfwood's words... 1 traumatizing event point for being forced to kill Legato with his own hands. The bullet is ejected from the gun, it travels a direct path to Legato's really white forehead, it graces his skin and-
...what? IT DISINTEGRATES????
NAI COMES FROM THE SKIES TO SAVE LEGATO???
WHAT IS HAPPENING??? IS WOLFWOOD ALRIGHT??? WE DON'T KNOW?!?!?!?
The entire crowd goes insane, no one understands what happening. The other two Vashs are shaking on their seats while looking at the rookie, who is still being pushed against the rocks by Legato.
Before the crowd starts throwing chairs into the air, let's check the points! Stargaze vash got 7 points, which means his new total is 200 points! THE ROOKIE FINALLY HIT 200. We should be celebrating but someone in the committee room started a fire.
Still though, congrats to the rookie for the milestone, thank you legato the 2nd mvp and WE HOPE TO SEE YOU NEXT TIME FOR THE SPORTS BECAUSE THE CONSEQUENCES SHOULD BE OUT OF THE ROOF AFTER THIS.
We gather another week here for the sports! Last week was certainly a surprise so let's see what does the contestant has to offer today!
According to the predictions of the committee as well as out loyal fans', this is the last breather before the storm, but let's take a look at the points the contestant managed to get
Stargaze vash starts his last break by giving us 2 "bad event" points for each motorbike crash. It seems like this contestant can't drive either. 98 Vash remains as the best driver out of the three.
After that the contestant spends some quiet days with Wolfwood, Melanie and the kids. It seems like most preparations have been set but look at that! The contestant makes a small quick move and scores 1 "action" point! There he goes, recklessly spending his energy on preparing the bullets for the final showdown. But more points are on their way! Now that wolfwood is here, the contestant has to face the truth. And that's how we get 1 "action" point! His reaction to wolfwood saying he has to be careful and not kill the remaining humans in the entire planet isn't big enough for a outburst point, but he sure as hell looks distressed about it.
And that seems to be everything for this week! Since the contestant got 4 points, the new total is 193 points! The contestant is so close to the 200 we can basically taste it! Now everyone is on their way to settle everything once and for all, hopefully we'll see more action, blood and tears in the next 3 weeks!
Can stargaze vash catch up? will he break another record? See you next week to find out!
It's the episode everyone and their neighbor have been waiting for! The contestant is weak and so is the audience! Let's go!
Our dear stargaze vash is in no shape for a fight. And yet here is razlo, ready to turn both guys into dust. It's up to wolfwood to carry the team today. Wolfwood carries the rookie like a bag of potatoes and opens the gate to the outside. Yey freedom! But our contestant is dragged by the air current and is yeeted outside, oh no! 1 bad event point since he's not able to react. He can't activate his wing.
Wolfwood grabs the contestant mid air and yeets him onto the motorcycle. Vash manages to tell wolfwood he's glad livio is alive, but just when wolfwood is opening up, the contestant faints like a pokemon after a hard fight. (1 bad event point for that)
Now that he's out, wolfwood makes the executive decision to leave him with his family while he fights razlo. Although wolfwood tells them to give up vash if things go south, the committee has decided to NOT award a point for that since the contestant doesn't know it happened. And just like once upon a time in trimax, if this was a wolfwood's score board of pain episode, wolfwood would be getting a lot today.
And there he goes, machine gun in one hand, medicine in the other and faith in his heart. Wolfwood gives his all, the lasers are everywhere, his glasses are broken, he's on the floor bleeding THERE'S NOWHERE TO RUN AND RAZLO IS ABOUT TO SHOOT THE KIDS-
THE CONTESTANT RISES! AND SO DOES HIS WING! Stargaze vash is still in to shape to fight but there he is, protecting wolfwood's family. There's a case to be made about vash making a lot of effort to pull out his wing in his current state (he clearly looked tired at first), however the point won't be added until we get a more concrete confirmation.
But this isn't his fight. Wolfwood finishes Razlo off, says welcome back to Livio and falls onto the ground.
The audience hold their breath. Wolfwood is on the ground surrounded by his family, holding vash's hand as he asks him to protect the kids. Wolfwood drifts away...feeling the comfort of his family, he closes his eyes BUT NO! THIS IS NOT THE DAY WE AWARD *THAT* POINT LADIES, GENTLEMAN AND EVERYONE IN THE BEYOND! WOLFWOOD DOESN'T FUCKING DIE. THE AUDIENCE HAS NEVER BEEN MORE FLABERGASTED. STARGAZE VASH LOOKS AT THE OTHER CONTESTANTS, CONFUSED. TRIMAX VASH MANAGES TO SMILE AT HIM AND GIVES HIM A THUMBS UP. 98 VASH IS IN PURE SHOCK. WOLFWOOD SEEMS TO BE SAFE FOR NOW, BUT IN THIS BEAUTIFUL SPORT CALLED SUFFERING YOU NEVER KNOW WHATS NEXT.
Holy shit. Leaving the never seen before event behind, today there weren't many points for our contestant. Since he only gets 2 points today, his new total is 189 points! Even if he doesn't manage to catch up to 98 vash, we want to congratulate stargaze vash for this never before broken curse record!
See you next week for who knows what other sport shattering events!
The Olympics may be happening right now, but here is where you can find the sports that matter, the sports that make your heart feel all warm and fuzzy with pain >:3
And this week looks promising for the rookie, let's see what he has for us today
And we start with a timeskip, it has been 5 months since the kidnapping and vash has been tortured for all those months? 1 bad event point for him because he says that's nothing compared to the pain he has carried for 150 years. Which also makes him score 1 yikes statement point, there he goes.
The moral debate starts: Vash begs Nai to consider that humans can change for the better and accuses Nai of using Tesla's pain for his own gain. Nai claims that humans take too long to change, and that the change must be done now. AND BEFORE NAI CAN SAY ANOTHER WORD WE HAVE THE FIRST POINT OF THIS TYPE OF THE SEASON. 1 ANGRY OUTBURTS POINT FOR VASH PUNCHING THE WALL. THE CROWD CHEERS FOR THE ROOKIE. But alas, it has no effect on Nai. When he's about to leave he tells Vash to be careful with his memories of Rem. Let's hope this is a sign for future points in the next episodes!
When we see vash again, he's still being tortured (1 bad event point for that) but hold up! There he is! His loyal partner Wolfwood has waited for this key moment for 5 months, and he takes it. The moment he sees Legato tired he attacks from behind and the rookie is officially free from his grasp!
Or that is what I would say but HOLY SHIT HERE HE IS. THE ONE WHO TOOK TRIMAX VASH THROUGH THE BLENDER, THE ONE WHO HAS NEVER BEEN ADAPTED TO ANIME UNTIL NOW, THE ONE AND ONLY..RAZLO THE TRI-PUNISHER OF DEATH!!!
THE TRIMAX CROWD GOES WILD, THE RAZLO FANS CRY OF JOY, TRIMAX VASH TURNS AWAY HIS GAZE FOR A SECOND. RAZLO WILL DEFINITELY HELP THE CONTESTANT WITH SOME MORE POINTS NEXT WEEK.
This week the rookie scored 4 points today, which makes his new total 187 points!
Tune in next week for a battle never seen before in anime!
It's time for the favorite sport of the people! Let's see what the attack to home bring to us and our rookie!
Everyone is preparing for battle. Vash prepared mentally and Wolfwood prepares his gun and oh no! 1 bad event point thanks to wolfwood for mentioning maybe it would be better if he killed vash right that instant and aiming his gun at him! Although nothing happened, it still has to hurt considering the contestant thought the same thing a few episodes ago.
The waters between them calm down a bit, and here comes the fight! the arc blasts so many rays at home, home sends a bunch of smaller ships to defend it, but Legato still lands inside home...and finds our contestant. Vash's threats are empty and Legato knows this, he takes his chance and yes! here we go! 1 bad event point for being controlled and handled like really tough plastic you need to break. WHAT IS THAT? 1 bad event point for the rookie! He's in so much pain, it brings out his wing. Hopefully we'll see in the future how he feels about it.
Just when he's about to break, Elendira arrives and stops Legato's fun. 1 bad event point for getting stabbed with huge nails and 1 bad event point for getting kidnapped!
Oh but although the attack is over it's not over for our contestant. 1 bad event point for being used (again) so nai can wake up. And even after that, Nai leaves him in that sad fish tank, so 1 bad event point for that.
New setting, and thanks to Nai, new dangers approach. That would be 6 points today, which adds up to 183 points! If Stargaze vash wants to surpass 98 Vash or at least get to 200, the next episodes will need to put him through the blender.
Let's see what happens next week! Until next time sports fans!
Happy to have everyone here and happy to have the most recent antagonist, Midvalley the Hornfreak, here for the sports! Let's go!
AND IT TURNS OUT TO BE A REALLY ACTION PACKED EPISODE FOR VASH THE STAMPEDE'S SWORN ALLY, WOLFWOOD.
The crowd cheers for the undertaker. The two instruments of death fight to determine if one is able to change the tune of their lives, and Wolfwood comes out victorious thanks to our contestant.
That's all for today folks! Tune in next week to see if Legato can make the rookie score some points!
No points today for the rookie today, but given Legato's promise to Vash...next week may not be so kind to him...
EDIT: The committee has decided to award 1 bad event point because of the big incoming attack.
New Saturday, new episode of the greatest sport of all times. Our rookie is on the stage ready to go!
And today...today is actually a peaceful day for Stargaze vash. After 2 episodes of pain and ptsd, he seems to be doing much better. He is reminded that he needs to go after Nai, of course, but he gets to enjoy the company of his friends and family for a while. The rookie gets to breathe for a bit, to joke around, to enjoy a good meal while thinking of his next steps and what path to take.
Vash gets his arm fixed, a new coat, and a haircut that shows his resolve to settle things without murder. Maybe things should continue this way for him, for his mental-
OH SHIT SCRATCH THAT! JUST BEFORE THE EPISODE ENDS OUR FAVORITE MUSICIAN, MIDVALLEY THE HORNFREAK, HITS THE CONTESTANT WITH 1 BAD EVENT POINT. THAT'S RIGHT, HOME IS UNDER ATTACK AGAIN AND HIS ARM ISN'T READY, SO WOLFWOOD GOES OUT FIRST.
NO TIME TO RELAX HERE FOLKS, THIS IS THE SCORE BOARD OF PAIN WE'RE TALKING ABOUT.
Thanks to that move at the very last second, the total score so far is 176 points for stampede/stargaze vash!
Next episode promises to be unforgiving, so stay tuned for more sports!
Although we are a bit late with the 3rd episode, it's never too late for sports, so we'll jump right in to see what does the contestant has prepared for us!
The episode starts with one of the worst memories Stampede/Stargaze vash has from his early years of life! yikes! However, he already took points for this moment, so let's all go back to the present.
Back in the present, he has finally arrived to home. He and Jessica walk quietly and slowly, looking for people. The contestant hears something, covers Jessica and pulls out his gun. He walks, and keeps walking and BAM, first shot from the new characters! 1 traumatic event point for seeing the brother he indirectly killed in front of him. BUT THE SHOTS KEEP COMING! 1 traumatic event point for having Jessica being used as a shield in front of him and 1 bad event point for the attack of the sci fi puppets.
Once he is safe with the real Jessica, the contestant takes a breather before getting more points. He thinks of a plan and out he goes! The contestant runs, kicks, shoots, escaped the puppets as if his darker thoughts came to life. In that run against the puppets, he gets 1 bad event point thanks to the puppet master using a Brad puppet against him. The hesitation costs him a couple of seconds, but he recovers and keeps going.
The contestant is out in the open again for the next attack. He deals with the next puppet attack like a beast! Vash manages to evade and come back from all the attacks, and just when the audience thought his plan had worked he strikes another point! The contestant activates his second part of the plan, and in the process he loses his prostetic arm due to the gravity effect, 1 bad event point for him. The committee has also decided to award Vash 1 action point due to his plan being reckless to the point of putting himself in danger .
After so much effort, he manages to hit the target. Vash relaxes and almost gets hit a bomb (1 bad event point for this), but someone has come to save him. MY DEAR SPORT FANS THAT IS NO OTHER THAN NICHOLAS D WOLFWOOD STARGAZE VERSION. The two have finally reunited.
Many happy reunions later it's time for him to strike for one last time today. When he meets Luida the contestant prepared, he takes a deep breath, and secures 1 yikes statement point when he says probably should have died in July. His family and friends comfort him, hoping their voices and support can reach and calm his heart, wounded beyond their knowledge; and with that, Vash finally is back home.
WOW what an episode sports fans! You can see 98 Vash and Trimax Vash crying from their respective VIP seats. Now it's time for the numbers before the committee starts crying too. Today the contestant gathered 7 points, making his new total 175 points! The rookie is making numbers, let's see how far he can take it.
It's the second day of Stargaze Vash's run and damn was this episode packed with points for our rookie. Will he cover enough space to get head to head with 98 Vash? Let's find out!
Even though our contestant is catatonic, he gets his first point of the episode with a flashback! His poor state right after Lost July gives him 1 bad event point. Being naked and dead inside in the middle of the desert has to hurt.
The contestant keeps going and bags another point when Hoppered threatens to kill Jessica which gives him 1 bad event point again. The horrors are never endless for him, even when he's catatonic. Stargaze Vash aka "Currently bit more depressed Eriks" goes to the place of rendezvous and fights Hoppered with as many defense moves as he can. He aims his gun and BAM, 1 action point due to his reaction when he realizes what happened with Hoppered, the crimes of the past are chasing him wildly and he does not ignore them. Hoppered attacks again and he falls, 1 bad event point for flying into the skies and falling onto the ground like a ragdoll, and THERE IT IS, THE PASSIVE SUICIDAL THOUGHTS. 1 YIKES STATEMENT POINT FOR SAYING HE WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY WITH IT IF HOPPERED KILLED HIM EARLIER. The contestant keeps fighting and shoots Hoppered's arms and wakes up Jessica. Finally some relief for the rookie.
BUT WAIT, HOPPERED MAKES HIS FINAL MOVE! HE RAISES HIS HAND AND THERE IT GOES LADIES, GENTLEMAN AND EVERYONE BEYOND. THE FIRST TRAUMATIC EVENT OF THE SEASON, 1 TRAUMATIC EVENT POINT FOR TAKING ANOTHER SHOT BY FORCE.
AND THE SAD DUO KEEPS GOING AT IT! 1 BAD EVENT POINT FOR GETTING TOLD BY HIS CARETAKER TO SUFFER FOR HIS ACTIONS, 1 YIKES STATEMENT POINT FOR ASKING TO THE NIGHT IF THE WORLD WOULD BE BETTER OFF WITHOUT HIM, AND TO CLOSE IT ALL OFF, 1 BAD EVENT POINT FOR HAVING HIS HOME ATTACKED.
WHAT A PACKED EPISODE, SOMEONE BRING SOME WATER FOR THE ROOKIE. The crowed is cheering in sadness and some confusion, the other contestants are sending all their support to the new guy.
The total points of the episode gives him 8 points, and we add them that gives the stampede/gaze team 168 POINTS! Will 10 more episodes be enough to cover more ground? Stay tuned to find out!
Happy First Stargaze Saturday! Everyone in the studio is so happy to be back and to welcome the rookie of the season Stargaze Vash!
Although today's episode wasn't centered on Vash and currently he is on a catatonic state after the events of Stampede episode 12, the council has decided to award the rookie his first point of the season!
That's right everyone! 1 bad event point for him after the razor incident. Even if nothing happened, most people agreed that it's still a bad event for our boy.
This would mean Stampede/Stargaze's new total is 160 POINTS! What an amazing number! There's no doubt this sports season will be packed with oh so much suffering.
And before we say goodbye for the week, we want to also give the welcome to our sweetheart Stargaze Millie! She will help out the rookie this season I'm sure.
The next run of "Vash's Score Board of Pain" will start alongside the official release in 2026. We are happy for everyone attending NYCC, however this sports blog will not be sharing spoilers between October 2025 and the official release date in 2026.
Welcome back to the 2nd volume of trigun! The contestant has gone through some bumps on the road but nothing he cant handle. This volume comes with some interesting extra chapters. What a chance to gather points and get ahead of the tally
Lets all gather and see what he has prepared today!
Chap 0.1:
-1 "yikes statement" point for his sad thoughts. dont let the nice morning routine fool you. the contestant just woke up and held no punches with the "if he was honest, he wouldve been dead by now. he cant really live like a normal person"
Chap 0.2:
-1 "bad event" point for all the guns in his face while he was vibing with his music. this marks the start of the kidnapping arc
-1 "bad event" point for becoming a hostage
-1 "bad event" point for getting kicked even though he deserved it (ah the 90s)
-1 "action" point for using himself as a shield to save the girl
-1 "action" point for crying for someone "dying" even when he didn't knew the guy. His values and mentality lead him to believe that he has to protect everyone in the world. wait whats that-
-1 "yikes statement" for saying "its so senseless. i really hate seeing people die." The suffering division will count it because it relates to his trauma later in the story
-1 "action" point for putting himself in danger. Even if he is able to evade the bullet, it was really dangerous. It seems like the contestant is putting more on the line for the sake of points!
Chap 1:
-We are back to the main story!
-1 "bad event" point for the sad thought. Imagine not being able to look at the sky without getting sad about it
-1 "bad event" point for getting hit by a ball while lost in his sad thoughts
-1 "yikes statement" point for the "its the one thing that has kept me living for so long" Well damn, trimax vash keeps hitting the audience with that reminder, the audience goes wild but also sad. Also this point is brought by one of the most important mvps of this season: Legato Blue fucking summers!
-1 "bad event" point for getting scared to death with that...vision? the suffering division isnt sure but it counts!
-1 "bad event" point for getting accused of murder. The contestant leaves the ground ready for the next chapter. It's time for some violent times folks
Chap 2:
-1 "bad event" point for getting arrested for something he didn't do
-And he hits a flashback everyone!. He strikes 1 "sad outburst" point for not being able to stop crying after rem died. fuck.
-1 "bad event" point for not being able to stop the memory. The contestant is crying but his mind keeps playing that moment like a broken record. The ships fall, they flee, she stays.
-1 "traumatizing event" point for watching rem die. He watched the ship fall into the darkness without being able to do something.
-1 "action" point for changing his expression so easily the moment the girls went to the cell. The contestant is hitting so many heavy points already
-1 "bad event" point for getting pushed against the wall with enough strength to break spines. The audience flinches but we all know the contestant will make it out of this one
-1 "bad event" point for getting choked at the same time...the contestant is really going at full speed
-1 "action" point for fighting seriously after the girls were in danger. If the contestant keeps this energy up, he could hit an "angry outburst" point next chapter!
Chap 3:
-1 "bad event" point for the...attack in his arm? dear audience, the fight scenes in trimax are really something but we're doing our best
-1 "action" point for putting himself in danger while telling others to take cover
-1 "bad event" point for having his arm pulled out with the handcuffs. even if its his fake arm, it still looks pretty painful
-1 "traumatizing event" point for seeing dead people and WHAT THAT-
-1 "bad event" point for having a sad flashback in the middle of a fight.
-1 "yikes statement" point because the contestant doesnt think a physical injury is enough. his "I'm the one who's dangerous" is more than enough to grant him the point
-AND JUST LIKE THAT. The contestant beats his ass and puts the gun to his eye. 1 "angry outburst" point
-1 "action" point for his clear internal conflict. his hate for this murderer battles against the part of him trying to keep alive rem's legacy. What a sight to behold. The audience is in tears
-1 "action" point for calling out to his basically mom. Because what else can he do?
Well that was heavy
Chap 4:
-1 "traumatizing event" point for gathering so many scars in the past
-1 "yikes statement" point for basically calling his own body ugly.
-1 "yikes statement" wow another one. The contestant strikes with no fear and pulls out the "i have to settle the score. if i just went with my own life, i wouldnt be able to life with myself"
-1 "traumatizing event" point for finding monev's dead body on a cross.
-1 "bad event" point for getting attacked, even though he dodged it
Chap 5:
The contestant gathered no points this chapter! he is either resting or preparing something devastating for chapter 6
Chap 6:
DEAR AUDIENCE THIS IS THE MOMENT. THIS IS THE CHAPTER. HE HAS ARRIVED. PLEASE WELCOME OUR MVP, WOLFWOOD!
-1 "bad event" point for getting read by wolfwood like nothing. Wolfwood has just arrived and already handed the contestant a point
Chap 7:
-1 "bad event" point for being tricked in a really fucked up way. no one was able to see legato except him. therefore he cant warn people about him
-1 "bad event" point for getting injured with the door
-1 "bad event" point for dominique's first attack. although it was pretty cool. the contestant prepares himself for more moves
-and bam! 1 "bad event" point again for getting attack from behind
-AND THE CONTESTANT KEEPS GOING. 1 "bad event" point for having the gun on his chin
Chap 8:
This is the final chapter before trigun maximum everyone! lets see what the contestant has prepared for the grand finale
-1 "action" point for using his own pain against hypnosis like a madlad
-1 "traumatizing event' point for watching dominique jump...yikes
-1 "bad event" point for....fainting...from the pain???? we think????
-1 "bad event" point for being woken up by the worst vibes possible. i wonder who's fault is that
-1 "action" point for just yelling out "knives" in a moment of pure rage.
-1 "action" point for wanting to rush outside in a bad condition. the contestant has really picked up a fast pace
-1 "bad event" point for getting slapped by meryl. deserved by still counts
AND THE FINAL MVP IS HERE. MILLIONS KNIVES READY TO DEMOLISH VASH'S SANITY, EVERYONE CHEERS
-1 "action" point for not being able to shoot/keep knives away from him. alright, it seems like the contestant is going pretty fast..we havent seen this kind of speed since stampede
-1 "bad event" point for getting insulted by knives
-1 "traumatizing event" point for getting his angel arm released against his will. the contestant has mastered a continuous movement to keep striking points, but when will it be too much?
-1 "traumatizing event" point for the...other kind of attack knives is inflicting on him. knives is violating vash's body in more ways than the angel arm. he's invading the body looking to release all the power and pain vash keeps inside to keep others safe. he's not only releasing vash's weapon, he's using vash as a weapon.
ok this got dark, maybe we can go back a bit-
-1 "traumatizing event" point thanks to knives and the great power of psychological torture. the contestant doesnt need reminders of july but the mvp knives is here to remind him anyway
-1 "bad event" point for getting the rest of his body injured in an attempt to not release the angel arm
-1 "yikes statement" point for his sad thoughts right before disaster strikes. he has given up. "we were no good from the very start. i should have never been born" are devastating words that get the point
-1 "traumatizing event" point for releasing the power. he knows death and destruction will follow. people will die because of him, and he was unable to stop it
WELL WASNT THAT A ROUND OF SPORTS??? AJAJAJA :'D
The contestant is...not moving, but dont worry dear audience, he will be more than fine. While the first aid people take him to the hospital let's count the points of this wild round!
The total points of this volume are 56 points! The average per chapter is in between 7 and 8 points, but the last chapter gave the contestant an incredible boost, meaning his new total is 89 POINTS??? In just 2 volumes the contestant is closer to 100 points than the other contestants. Hold on tight to your comfy seats and call your therapist cuz we are in for a ride!
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