devil's snare

― p i p e r ✿ bird mother, people lover, body piercer & ½ fairy gh: scftleaf

[velvetshell]

i’ve been listening to One song over and over again and i wonder how long it’ll take for me to ruin it for myself

[velvetshell]

the more dog shelter website videos i visit the more stressed i get

[velvetshell]

i love looking after people so much

[velvetshell]

hey kids what’s the meme of the day

[flightyfinch]

me, a gamer, crying in the bar after my girlfriend dumped me: i’ve never been nerfed so hard before

[flightyfinch]

my new gf: hey can we have an open and honest discussion about our relationship

me, a woke gamer: you got it babe, time for a patch release

[flightyfinch]

me, crying while holding my newborn child in my arms: dlc

[slimetony]

me when i play videogames

Oh Fuck I Sure Hope I Don’t Die

[midtown120blues-deactivated2018]

me when i see my ex wifes toyota previa barrelling down my street

[oliviadumhan]

my female role model? the t rex from jurassic park. she just screams and eats. that’s a mood babey

[iopele]

[velvetshell]

who needs friends when you can talk to yourself while playing with animoji

[alexander]

[velvetshell]

i have to confess that one of my favorite movies is a nicolas cage movie i’m sorry 

[velvetshell]

inject vines into my veins

[velvetshell]

why is england so COLD

[velvetshell]

we’re back in england.. it’s past midnight.. which means it’s my husboyfriend’s birthday

[velvetshell]

i crafted a cerberus plush specifically for my costume and eli’s already ran off with him!!!!! why do i Try

[velvetshell]

i’m so glad i’m not one of those people that gets attached to places super easily because i’m beginning to love england and i only miss canada the teeniest bit

[velvetshell]

hi i’m exhausted

[fuckbenten-blog]

thanks to my beloved for taking this on the night we went out and got absolutely pissed on fruity cocktails. if i die tonight or something please remember me as i was, an idiot