Punk Ass Book Jockey

Sprinkles Are For Winners

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Today I found out how to see a sold price on Etsy which doesn’t display them like eBay does, this is market research and a game changer.

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

I need these dogs to pass the fuck out so I can scan some photos.

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Which Yankee stereotype applies to you? (non-Yanks welcome)

Golly do I love Big Drink

Cheeseburger is a food group, right?

Guns. Lots of Guns!

Fluorescent Blonde (store-bought is fine)

I don’t have to be a Rancher to dress like a Cowboy

My Truck is my legs, and I gots big legs

YOU COULD SAY I’M SOMEWHAT LOUD

I’ll smile at a Stranger, just you watch 😁

I am not even an honorary Yank (see results)

Voting ended onJun 13

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Years later I'm getting around to watching Shrill.

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Tested out a camera that I picked up and it looked well enough when I opened it up but I think the advance was fucked because most of my images didn't come out. 17 bucks to develop mostly nothing. I need my own darkroom.

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Taco Bell cost me 15 dollars and that is an affront to the gods.

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Watching the doc Queercore on Kanopy. The AC is blasting. I have a blankie.

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Look at me. Look into my eyes. It is so rare that someone buys something from me on there that I have to look up the process for completing a shipment. Now I have to do that, I do not like doing that.

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Very suspiciously someone bought something from my Etsy store. This might be the third time ever. It’s a psyop.

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Sous chef for the bake. eat your heart out Bon Appetit I don’t need your job interview I have a gluten free cream cheese banana loaf in the oven.

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Listing stuff on eBay and watching bloody violence in the background it’s a Friday

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Mixed my iced tea with a watered down week old energy drink let’s see how long I can last

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Girls get in we’re watching a Send Help and They Will Kill You double feature

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

All my plans got cancelled so I’m just sitting here trying to figure out what to clean

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

Making cream cheese swirl banana bread because these bananas are about to return to the earth.

[vengeanceandfrogurt]

There is a very good opportunity for us to all party hard this July 4