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Pansexual, Non-binary, They/Them verdantleaves.carrd.co

[verdantleaves]

If anyone can help, please do. We need funds for our cats' needs most immediately.

Donate to Support Cayde & Puck Fae Though This Tough Time, organized by Puck Fae Vitous

We are Cayde and Puck Fae. This past year has not been kind to us. In … Puck Fae Vitous needs your support for Support Cayde & Puck Fae Thou

We're at the point that we're moving in with family in another state, can't afford multiple months-worth of rent & landlord said they are submitting company to the Commonwealth/County; and utilities, which we HAVE applied to multiple assistances but it's not enough;

My partner was laid off in April 2025 and despite near-constant applications since they, they haven't been able to secure new employment to support us both; meanwhile I'm back at the hearing stage for disability that I've been trying to get for most of the past 10 years.

[robertdenirowap-deactivated2025]

Another quiz from your’s truly 

how would you dress as a man in the 1950′s except it’s weirdly aggresive and oddly specific 

[froginakettle]

i don’t appreciate how oddly specific this is

[exciting]

I didn’t ASK to be called out like this wtf

[thegirlyouknow]

[ghosthierophant]

[mijomii]

[verdantleaves]

Wow, okay quiz, hitting a little deep there…

Greaser

You’re a bit of an edge lord, aren’t you? You’d like to wear a leather jacket, and you’re probably repressed as all hell. You have issues with your parents I’m basically 100% sure. You don’t see a future for yourself, and it scares you. You take out this fear in self-destructive behavior, and you don’t want to be stopped. You’re smart, but you don’t even know how to prove it, or if you could. You were a “gifted kid” and now you don’t know what you are. You just want to go to the movies with some friends and forget this ever happened.

[verdantleaves]

The 2023 update! I’m now apparently a Hawaiian shirt person?

[jordan-of-dawn-and-storms]

Want to take my new uquiz: Which imaginary illness do you have? Guaranteed to reaveal at least one burried complex.

[jordan-of-dawn-and-storms]

Here u go.

[academixs]

considering I’ve lived in six different countries over the last five years, DAMN is this accurate

[verdantleaves]

[verdantleaves]

Two years later, same answer. >.>;

[kirksfattitties]

this was supposed to be a homophobic/transphobic reply to a tweet about disco winning a glaad award

but honestly? this unironically. rainbow uniforms or else

[kirksfattitties]

i mean kirk had a green uniform, there’s yellow, blue, and red in most series, and deanna troi has a purple uniform. all you’re missing is orange. that’s pretty fucking gay bro

[mareep-is-transfem]

“all you’re missing is orange” my man Odo is Right There

[protectspock]

new pride flag just dropped:

[croxovergoddess]

My “draw the squad” memes so far

[croxovergoddess]

Also you can buy my Ref folder here 

Patreon

[croxovergoddess]

[croxovergoddess]

Updating with some newer ones!

[theawesomeraccoon]

@mexicanesecat @raimeyl references for y'all!

[amira-zahirah]

WOW! THE OG POST!

[blintzy-pumpkin]

i will let my mind go wild with these knowing i’ll finally be able to credit the original artist

[mothanon-deactivated20200918]

EEEE FINALLY THE ORIGINAL ARTIST

[embergeist]

Oh hell yeah, going to use these later!

[boiled-teeth-and-eggs]

FINALLY! PINTEREST GO SUCK DICK WE FOUND THE SOURCE!

[croxovergoddess]

Pinterest is one of the reasons why I’m broke

[croxovergoddess]

Speaking of broke, my newest ref folder’s full of new DTS doodles is out NOW!

Buy it in my Ko-Fi store!

[simnes]

NAILED IT, I KNOW.

[inthetags]

reblog and put in the tags what accent you have.

[memewhore]

[everythingfox]

Golden dog gets a little friend

[theweirdwideweb]

[monstercub]

Wtf is that? A storm elemental?

[monkeysaysficus]

Ball lightning fuck me all the way up

[emotiona1shorty]

Excuse me what the fuck is this

[ichorandpride]

you literally captured whats called “ball lightning” which is the rarest form of lighting

its so rare that we dont even know how it forms other than by heat, static electricity, and humidity

[mylifewithfel]

storm elemental it is

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

look guys this is how nature-based deities and spirits come about this is ridiculous

[greater-than-the-sword]

Are you aware that the first-ever video footage of ball lightning outside a laboratory was taken in 2014 and there are only like 3 or 4 videos like this in existence and this might be the most close-up one

[malewifenat]

What does the arab in your carrd mean? Is it like afab and amab?

.. i’m palestinian

[captainlordauditor]

same energy

[princesskuragina]

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

[definitely-not-lordenglish]

[catradoraism]

[star-cats]

[justpeachit]

[paddysnuffles]

I once had someone go “Brazil? That’s in Africa, right?” and I, a Brazilian, had to go “No, it’s in South America.”

Never in a million years did I expect them to respond with “South America? Where’s that?”

And yet, there we were.

[official-lucifers-child]

ppl with arabic names: *exist*

some fucking dumbass: ThAt Is A pRoBlEmAtIc ShIp

[madlori]

y’all need jesus

and an atlas

[jaubaius]

The smoothness of the “walk"🎵♬ ♩ ♪ 

[kiefbowl]

I’ve thought about her Every minute since I reblogged this yesterday

[reginaldqueribundus]

can they do that? are you allowed to just fuckin… click and drag yourself like that? y’all practitioning the dark arts???? these people are out here defying gravity. moving around like the DVD player screensaver. they hacked reality and started wiggling their bodies back and forth like the Spore creature creator. I’m pretty sure they can clip through walls at will. shit.

[moviehub]

A League of Their Own (1992) dir. Penny Marshall

[free-range-tiddies]

Can't believe Peter Griffin really tried it.

[video-store-clerk]

Ok but I'd the second dude like...a vampire? Because my straight ass is bewitched.

[gamebiadvance]

[Transcript:

(the first person has text over them that says "being fat and wanting a girlfriend")

First person: "See what's behind this door..!"

(Door has text over it that says "fat girls" while The Toccata and Fugue in D minor plays in the background)

First person: "Noo, is there a bett-"

Second person: " Yo it's funny that there's an entire demographic, of petite women who love bigger men. But because you've just ousted yourself, as a cunt, it's never gonna happen for you mate. You're really out here body shaming, all these beautiful shawties, big body Bugatti (kiss noise), exquisite; but you're built like a less cool Bling Bling Boy from Johnny Test. Make it make sense mate. It doesn't- it really doesn't. Could've kept your mouth shut. But you had to say something. And you even went so far as to put it on the internet. And you thought that was a good idea because-? Please, take yourself elsewhere. Sincerely the entire fucking human race."

End transcript.]

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

The moment that man started speaking -

[bundibird]

That transcript up there is great, but it fails to mention that the second person? Has a voice like... warm caramel. Like a blanket on a rainy day. Like the gentle creak of an ancient tree in an even more ancient forest. A voice that's a low, deep -- far deeper than expected -- warm, and has a soothing timbre that, honestly, I could listen to for hours.

[ruinsofxerxes]

Someone's gotta make one of those "What's your wolf name?" things but for alchemist titles. You know the ones, it asks like what letter your name starts with and the month you were born in to spit out the name "Moon Moon" at you.

YESSS. WE NEED THAT. Imagine if that was how Bradley chose their titles. “Oh shit here comes the Moon Moon Alchemist”

[heinkelfingerguns]

WHAT'S YOUR STATE ALCHEMIST TITLE?!?!

BASED ON: YOUR BIRTH MONTH January - Star February - Metal March - Crystal April - Silver May - Blood June - Iron July - Electric August - Strong September - Living October - Crimson November - A HOUSEWIFE December - Gold

(disclaimer: if you were born in November no need to do the second part, congrats on being Izumi Curtis)

AND THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME (any name, i don't fuckin care, does it look like this military has standards?? I mean they let a twelve year old in)

A - Flame B - Storm C - Ice D - Blood E - Bullet F - Moon G - Courier H - Dragon I - Eye J - Sword K - Arm L - Life M - Lotus N - Gold O - Shadow P - Steel Q - Pearl R - Spear S - Crescent T - Mammoth U - Wheel V - Fist W - Crystal X - Metal Y - Arrow Z - Silver

knock yourselves out!

[heinkelfingerguns]

Image macro’d

[sillyfunnyfolder-moved]

FUCKING BLOODBLOOD ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

[everythingfox]

“Converdations with my kitten”

(via)

[leatherleaves]

LET THEM SLEEP CRUEL MOTHER

[a-humble-waffle]

A TINY PRECIOUS BABY

[crossdreamers]