Verdigris Forrest

Reclaiming Green from Envy and Money

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Just as boomers came from a baby boom, we zoomers came from a baby zoom.

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Behold the face that spawned us all.

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Just as boomers came from a baby boom, we zoomers came from a baby zoom.

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**Life Advice**:

If you want to do something but struggle to find motivation, go to your mirror and pretend to be a (preferably sexy) vampire: stare with an unwavering stare and command yourself in a voice befitting of Lord Dracula himself (e.g. "You will go to pilates class and make an opening in your schedule for a nice walk in the park") and pretend to get hypnotized.

Voila, now you're making steps.

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The existence of a caregiver that gives care implied the existence of a malicious caretaker that takes it.