Vera

Girl who's 18 and I don't like sex and I'm a system

[veronicasyndicate]

Damn turns out being the 4th wheel is worse than being the 3rd wheel

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God I am just a permanent third wheel. I can get anyone to date myself I just end up third wheeling all my friends. They’re just kissing and shit and like I’m just awkwardly sitting in a corner. I really don’t think I’m ever going to fully find happiness

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3 plates each side leg press!!!!!!! Ik leg press PRs don’t mean too much but I’m so fucking proud

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Person who doesn’t understand the joke: uh yea can um can mike put his dick in my sandwich?

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I’m lowkey starting to feel comfortable existing in public. I’m wearing girl workout clothes that show skin, I talked to a stranger, and it was great!

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The biggest problem with this new student orientation thing is that I spend a day being a real adult dealing with real adult things and being treated like that. And then they invite parents and I go back to being a child who needs to be spoken down to

[veronicasyndicate]

Shit bro you’re telling me that the “must do asap please do this now” email was like… required?

[veronicasyndicate]

Shit guys it turns out that you have more things in your life than just your classes? I can’t believe I need to eat food and do things

[veronicasyndicate]

Hey guys, don’t ask these questions in the multi hundred student presentation! That’s a question for your advisor!

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Oh shit all the “hi I’m x who are you, what are you majoring in” jokes were right this is all small talk is now

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So fucking desperate for attention I almost cried out of happiness because of a spam email notification

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“I don’t practice sanitaria” yea, we know

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I feel like people don’t understand that when I say “I’ll pick you up at 9:45” I mean “hey I’d like you to be in my car at 9:45” and not “hey can you start getting ready at 9:45”

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Sat down at my table at restaurant. Didn’t get waited on for 20 minutes but I felt awkward to say anything

[anremithrl]

Well, first off, very relatable, secondly, did you eventually get waited on, unknown internet-stranger-friend?

[veronicasyndicate]

Yea, after the 20 minutes our waiter came back smelling like he just smoked and took our order. Thanks for asking internet stranger friend!!!!

[veronicasyndicate]

Sat down at my table at restaurant. Didn’t get waited on for 20 minutes but I felt awkward to say anything

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Kushala is my least favorite elder dragon, I sure am glad it’s been in the last two mainline games so we won’t have to see it again… right?

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“Hey yk how you’re gonna go drive to guitar? On your way back can you go to 4 different restaurants (like literally 4 no hyperbole), order the food and pick it up? If you give me the receipts I’ll reimburse you. No you can’t get yourself anything why would you think that?” Damn ig im on the unpaid DoorDash side quest today