Piss Me Off More World 😒

Things that I dislike (cauliflower, ants, when you try stab a pea but it rolls away, humans, everything)

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My blog is so unpopular that for the entirety of it's existence, the activity log contains but 3 notifications. 😐💁

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Do I ever wish there was a zombie apocalypse... ? Yes, it would be wicked cool....no, cause I probably wouldn't stop crying and there'd be no cheese and ham sandwiches.

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When will this end. Friday😔

I feel like I've been attacked by the educational system. I'm not here to write a bible!!!!

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😒 a whole bunch of words on a page.

Who thought it was necessary to decide that essays should be a thing.😒 I guess that’s why no one knows, cause everyone hates the guy.

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Darn that John

Does no one have an issue with John wick stealing some families dog at the end of the show. Poor little Timmy has probably restored to a life of Juvenal crime, piercing his nipples and eyelids, hard drugs and hitting the drink every Wednesday night reminiscing with Kevin in a pub about how his dog rolled in a dead squirrel in the park that one time. Damn it John.

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Yes.

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Let's try paint the right like the left, fucking traitor😒😒

You know what irks me, painting your nails right. So you prepare your left hand painting it all stylish, like you're some fucking master manicurist from Taiwan, then sit back admire your handy work while it dries and decide to move onto your left😒. Here's where the issue lies. So, you know you have that one friend, who you've always done their makeup for, or suggest the outfit to and made them look like fucking Beyoncé at the VMA's. But, It is now when it comes the time for your turn and they now ponder the idea of wanting to return the favor and do you, right. So in Good stride you go along a little hesitant but confident with your decision and end up looking like the fucking troll that has taken a young crawl out from under that moldy bridge. That's what your left hand does to your right.

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Evil but hilarious😂

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Hate blog 'long life milk' Uni life

Let's just clarify some serious shit here, LONG LIFE MILK isn't long life. A tree has a long life, a turtle can be fucking ancient, a jelly fish floats about for awhile too but long life milk has the life span of a fucking fly. It's when you casually come back from a forever day of lectures and feel like a young bowl of cereal only to pour this "forever milk" into your already expensive bowl of tasty coco crunchies only to be welcomed with the solid plops of the lacto cream that has created itself😒. This is when revolution is called for. #down.with.the.capitalist.corporation.selling.students.false.promises.

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😂 damnit, lost my ant again!

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This is what these shitty stick stickers should show. 😂 I hate them