Fool of a Took!

This is a life appreciation blog. Name: Tori Age: 23 Hobbies: Magnets Likes: Ghouls Dislikes: People's knees Wearer of dresses, spiller of all liquids, reader of great books, aspiring children's book writer, soon-to-be wife to my best friend, follower of Jesus, poor example to many, secretly a tender-hearted sap, lover of great stories, member of many fandoms, watcher of great television.

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Slow-motion video of how a dog drinks water. 

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Lauren DeStefano, Perfect Ruin

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jesus only had 12 followers

but they talked to him

why don’t you guys talk to me

[leftinstitches-blog]

Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one

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Satisfying things

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tears of joy and happiness rn

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this film was a masterpiece

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every achievement in cinema history has led up to this moment

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#that time that michael jordan retired from basketball to play baseball #and then was bad at baseball so went back to basketball #and in order to celebrate his return to basketball #we made a movie in which he teams up with 50 year old cartoon characters #to defeat the space aliens who magically stole the mojo of other famous basketball players #and planned to kidnap these 50 year old cartoon characters #so the cartoon characters who literally never played basketball in any of their cartoons #were like clearly the only way to settle this is with a game of basketball #and just when all hope seems lost #bill murray who has literally only been in one other scene in the movie #shows up completely without explanation #and no one questions it #and doesn’t even do anything to help the team like he literally just shows up to pass the ball to michael #and then michael jordan slam dunks the ball from half court to win the game #and someone in hollywood read that script #and was like yes perfect no changes need to be made let’s get this project going #i don’t believe in god #but i do believe in space jam

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Aubrey Plaza - Latina Magazine - March 2014

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We Can’t Get Out Of The Bedroom Now.

Shirley Maclaine on Parkinson in 1975

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There’s progress for you.