"this is the end" starter prompts
"So… something not that chill happened last night."
“Your mom’s pussy was the canvas. Your dad’s dick was the paintbrush. Boom. You’re the art.”
"[Other character] just stole all of our shit."
"The power of Christ compels you!"
“We got 12 bottles of water, 56 beers, two vodkas, four whiskeys, six bottles of wine, tequila, Nutella, cheese, pizza, eggs, bananas, apples, bacon, steaks, pancake mix, C.T. Crunch, milk, ketchup, a Milky Way, half-ounce Sour Diesel, 3 1/2 grams Grand Master Kush, one ounce of ‘shrooms, 15 pills of ecstasy, a porno mag, a baseball bat, and the video camera from the movie 27 Hours.”
"I think we need to address the elephant in the room."
"The fucker’s got to go!"
"[Other character] didn’t suck any dick last night?"
"I know y’all are tripping."
"Give me everything you have to drink!"
"There are six of us! You cannot rob us!"
"I’M NOT FUCKING AROUND!"
"Let’s do all the drugs."
"It’s too late for you."
"You probably sucked somebody’s dick."
"Who did this?"
"What are you talking about?"
"You don’t cum on my stuff!"
"No more fuckin’ jerking off in my house!"
"I’m straight-up lovable."
"Cut his fuckin’ head off!"
"You guys are still alive?"
"Holy shit, I didn’t expect that."
"Shit, I can’t believe you guys are here."
"Your timing couldn’t be more perfect."
"It’s been awhile since any of us have eaten."
"I collected him, made him my bitch."
"I fucked Lindsay Lohan."
"She kept calling me Michael Cera."
"A huge earthquake happens, who do they rescue first?"
"Welcome to Heaven, motherfuckers."
"Can I have that Milky Way?"
"I’m not gonna shoot [other character]!"
"I will shoot off your dick!"
"You don’t have enough bullets."
"We bring joy to people’s lives!"
"Oh, for fuck’s sake…"
"What have you guys been doing?"
"I’m a well-known homosexual advocate!"
"I don’t wanna die at [other character]’s house."
"We could build a life here together."
"I’d be really good to you."
"Is it bad?"
"Hey, does this coke smell funny?"
"I’ve never done cocaine."
"I can’t hold on much longer."
"You take my hand and I’ll pull you up!"
"I don’t want to die."
"Back the fuck up!"
"I would suck a dick for half a cracker."
"Just sit the fuck down!"
"This is no dream! This is really happening!"
"HOW FUCKING CRAZY IS THIS?!"
"Oh, shit!"
"Run!"
"Empty your pockets!"
"Nobody’s scared of you."
"It’s unacceptable after all the coke I wasted on you people!"
"The Apocalypse is nigh!"
