la vida loca

my mind creates too many dreams.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[blackbearmagic]

my favorite Millennial Thing™ is when a group of us are standing around and talking and someone asks a question that no one knows the answer to and suddenly it’s a race to get out your phone and google it and be the first to know, and then someone starts reading the Wikipedia article about the thing aloud to everyone else, and what started as a casual conversation is now A Learning Opportunity and we all walk away a little more knowledgeable about a random topic

Like, Boomers hate when we do that, but I think it’s one of the best things about us.

So long as we have internet or a cell signal, all of the world’s collective knowledge is at our fingertips, and damned if we aren’t going to use it.

[happierthandignified]

My dad always get mad when I do this. He’s always like “We didn’t need to know.” That makes no sense to me. Why would that make me ignore my ability to learn something? I don’t always *need* to know but that doesn’t mean I’m going to pass up an opportunity to learn something new.

[ralfmaximus]

Why carry a supercomputer around in your pocket if you’re not gonna use it?

[veryfunnymemes]

[toastbutteregg]

hurtful but thank you

[queens-be-like]

I needed to see this

[kaijuno]

[vee-a-literal-alien-deactivated]

This is literally the last month you can reblog this joke

[dennsokagi-deactivated20221213]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[ataraxiacrafts-deactivated20200]

God, I feel this in my soul.

[softpng]

men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty sock i’m begging 

[stayatsam]

this might be a hard pill to swallow for college students but getting drunk all the time isnt a personality trait it’s alcoholism

[wingedcatboy]

Here’s another pill: companies and ad teams know that your 20s are extremely stressful and they purposely target you because they don’t care about making us all alcoholics as much as they care about profiting off of us.

[machinegunkellyxo]

“Teach your daughters how to fix cars, survive a week in the wilderness, repair a pipe that burst, and love themselves without the frill. Teach your sons how to braid hair, bake a homemade pie, sew a hem, communicate raw emotion, and clean a house. Then teach your daughters to braid and bake and sew and communicate and clean. And your sons to fix cars and survive and repair and love themselves. And while you do all of that realize that if you choose to confine your child within their gender, you will degrade their potential by 50%.”

— On raising children without gender standards // March 2016

[bratzlipgloss-inactive-deactiva]

yall better practice what you preach and teach your sons how to respect women or im teaching my daughters how to castrate your sons 

[psychologyhumor]

[killowave]

[catnippackets]

ppl make fun of creepypasta titles being too descriptive like “I went hiking with my class, it didnt end well” or “something’s living in my grandma’s basement” or “I’m never taking a job on craigslist again” but for someone with zero attention span, descriptive titles like that are a hell of a lot more eye catching and attention grabbing than some poetic one or two word title that doesnt even hint at what the story is about

[catnippackets]

creepypasta title: red curtains

me: what does that even mean, Im so bored *immediately scrolls past*

creepypasta title: every house on my block got a new antenna last night

me, immediately riveted, needs to know what happened or else I will die: oh my god who put them there what are they doing where did they come from wh

[catnippackets]

DOES THIS NOT STRIKE INSTANT CURIOSITY INTO YOUR HEART

[powerfulwizard]

concept: bootleg copies of memes

[thefloatingstone]

[rock10zxa]

[ironicpumpkinspice]

W h o a

[loveitorreblogit]

[haunted-meatsack]

[bumkeyzarchive]

please read this

there’s a jump scare video circulating all over the internet. it’s titled 1444 and the thumbnail is a man sitting on a couch holding a rifle to his head, there’s a landscape painting behind him. if you see this video DO NOT CLICK IT close the app/tab. the video is depicts a gruesome s*icide and it doesn’t censor anything. there’s also a possibility that this video is real as it’s affiliated with a “curse.” turn off auto play videos here on tumblr and on twitter. do not google the video or the numbers 1444 as some genius journalist decided to include the video in their article. steer clear of reddit as well. stay safe guys.

[blubger]

It looks very very real. Please do not watch it as it is EXTREMELY graphic and triggering. This is what the background looks like. Please be cautious.

[defeatedbyamerechild]

Not my blog’s theme, but important. Please watch out for this, scamps… it’s really awful that people are being exposed to this kind of content… :/

Also boost this if possible. We want a healthy spooky season. No triggers, no panic attacks, no disrespect, no suicide apology. Stay safe and don’t watch this video!