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Well, I lie and I’m easy All the time but I am never sure Why I need you

Blur - Song 2 cover by Vampire Weekend 

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It was on a Monday night, February 6th, 2006, in Ezra’s dorm room. There was no drum set, CT just had two drumsticks. Baio was playing bass through a guitar amp. Rostam was playing a Casio keyboard, the same one he plays until now. They played Oxford Comma and Walcott, went through a few songs that Ezra had a skeleton for and sort of arranged things and that was the beginning of the band.

Vampire Weekend celebrates the 8th year anniversary of their first band practice today.

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Ezra talking about being a stoner in high school

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Ezra Koenig - original photo by James Poole

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MY BROTHER TRIED TO MAKE RICE IN A POT AND ENDED UP BURNING EVERYTHING AND NOW IT’S JUST THIS YELLOW MASS OF ROCK-HARD MATTER AND WE COULDN’T EVEN OPEN THE POT FOR THE FIRST TEN MINUTES BECAUSE SMOKE WOULD TRIGGER THE ALARMS AND THE POT WOULD RELEASE THE SOUND OF A TRAIN WHISTLE

"WHY DID YOU NOT USE THE RICE COOKER?" I ASKED

"I DON’T KNOW," HE RESPONDED

WE HAVE EVERY FAN IN THE HOUSE TURNED ON AND YET EVERYTHING STILL SMELLS LIKE THE  INDUSTRIAL AGE, MY BROTHER HAS STARTED BREATHING THROUGH A BLANKET AND MAKING TERRIBLE JOKES LIKE “I FAILED TO RICE TO THE OCCASION” I’M SO BELLIGERENT

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Asians.

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Tumblr user rantingallday sighed in contentment, reclining in their seat. They clicked “reblog” with their left hand, their right hand having been stuck firmly inside their asshole after an unfortunate masturbatory experiment in the sixth grade.

"Asians," they thought with a chuckle. "And rice. Am I funny or what?"

Adjusting themselves in their chair to better accompany the fist in their sphincter, they used their free hand to caress a poster of Seth Green mounted on the wall of their mother’s basement.

"Perhaps now… Perhaps now he will love me…"

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Vampire Weekend @ Latitude 2010 (x)

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Walcott from Vampire Weekend’s infamous 2007 Blue CD-r 

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Partially submerged grow animals — one of my funnier accidents.

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Ezra Koenig and Chris Baio saying different variations of the word porn.

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