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[wandavicky]

in the process of privatizing my old fics bc i feel embarrassed by them, in case you just pop in here and is confused

new fics are up on same user name on ao3🫡

[wandavicky]

just read some of the fics ive written for yelena back in the days and wow...hilariously horrible

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YELENA BELOVA

[wandavicky]

I just know Agatha probably told Rio that if she left dirty dishes unwashed, it would lead to bacterial growth and kill humans (Agatha), so Rio has been doing dishes for centuries.

[wandavicky]

Before Agatha knew Rio has healing power, Rio once faked an injury (She saw the way sick/injured people are being taken care of, she want Agatha to do that to her) and made Agatha think she was going to die and it ended with Agatha beating the shit of of Rio (again, self-healing and all)

[wandavicky]

do you think Rio perceive time in a different magnitude considered she is as old as time, like she will ask Agatha if she remembered how fun it was when they hiked that mountain and found a long-lost spell book last month and Agatha be like ??? that was fifty years ago

Do you think Billy gave them two tickets to the museum and Rio look at the bowls in the display and be like hEY THAT IS MINE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT (and then the description card says: private donation from Ms. Agatha Harkness)

or maybe they took Nicky to the museum (he is alive somehow) and they just keep finding Rio's things because Agatha donates them when she is mad at Rio

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

FINALLY FINISHED AND POSTED

[wandavicky]

GUYS AGATHARIO FUNKOS ARE HOME AND I SURROUNDED THEM WITH EIGHT WANDAS

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Agatha Harkness x Reader ft. Jealous ex-wife!Rio Vidal walk with me

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Do you think when Rio is eating chips she takes out the little packet of oxygen absorber/desiccant and sprinkles them on the chips and Agatha is like....okay well she can't die and she just never tells Rio

until she tried to feed them to Nicky and Rio was like were you just not going to tell me??? what kind of wife are you? (she may or may not still eats it with desiccants to this day because she prefers it now)

[wandavicky]

im turning 26 in a few days and still be writing about two fictional characters having sesbian lex......something is deeply wrong with me

[wandavicky]

do you think Rio perceive time in a different magnitude considered she is as old as time, like she will ask Agatha if she remembered how fun it was when they hiked that mountain and found a long-lost spell book last month and Agatha be like ??? that was fifty years ago

Do you think Billy gave them two tickets to the museum and Rio look at the bowls in the display and be like hEY THAT IS MINE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT (and then the description card says: private donation from Ms. Agatha Harkness)

or maybe they took Nicky to the museum (he is alive somehow) and they just keep finding Rio's things because Agatha donates them when she is mad at Rio

[wandavicky]

was working on this fluffy piece but got carried away it is now turning fluff and smut...

[wandavicky]

i saw babygirl today and Im fucking crying why is it so straight wattpad fic coded

[wandavicky]

power bottom agatha x tied up BRAT rio............

[wandavicky]

do you think Rio perceive time in a different magnitude considered she is as old as time, like she will ask Agatha if she remembered how fun it was when they hiked that mountain and found a long-lost spell book last month and Agatha be like ??? that was fifty years ago

Do you think Billy gave them two tickets to the museum and Rio look at the bowls in the display and be like hEY THAT IS MINE IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT (and then the description card says: private donation from Ms. Agatha Harkness)

or maybe they took Nicky to the museum (he is alive somehow) and they just keep finding Rio's things because Agatha donates them when she is mad at Rio

[wandavicky]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

AgathaRio making Greek salad blurb‼️

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Agatha teaching Rio how to make greek salad (she has not been near any human since her wife broke her heart)

[wandavicky]

born to hear agatha harkness calling me handsome and bend her over the nearest surface forced to do whatever this is