The Warriors Incorrect Quotes

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Mercy: Ajax has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.

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Fox: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Cochise: IT.

Cowgirl: Annabelle.

Swan: Paranormal Activity.

Rembrandt: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

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Mercy: People always shoot down my ideas and I’m sick of it. Two sentences in and everyone’s always shouting “what the fuck? that’s illegal!” and “you can’t do that!”. Like, c'mon, let me talk!

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Rembrandt : Alright, which one of us is gonna check outside?

Ajax: Not it!

Mercy: Not it!

Rembrandt : ...Neither one of you are as dumb as you lead on to be.

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Cowgirl: You are, of course, wondering why it is I have brought you here tonight.

Ajax: Actually, Cowgirl, after all these years, I just sort of go with it.

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Cleon: So, what are we doing?

Swan: Wasting our lives.

Cleon: I meant for lunch...

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Fox: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Cochise's birthday invitations.

Cowgirl: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Fox: "Cochise's birthday".

Cowgirl: So, what do they say instead?

Fox: "Cochise’s bi".

Cowgirl: Works out either way.

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Cleon: Alright, what pizza toppings should we order?

Ajax: Anchovies and pineapple.

Rembrandt: I like beets!

Cochise: Have you guys ever had a cheese-less pizza?

Cleon: I’m disowning all of you.

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Swan: Please say words of encouragement to me so I don’t murder someone right now.

Rembrandt: There are no books in prison.

Swan: *sighs* Thank you.

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Swan: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird?

Mercy: Yes, and that’s coming from me.

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Cochise: I’m not a doctor I’m a medic.

Cleon: What’s the difference then?

Cochise: Well doctors actually save lives, medics just make you feel more comfortable as you die.

Ajax: Note to self; never get shot.

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Swan: You're violent.

Rembrandt: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable.

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Cochise: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.

Cowgirl: You know that's called a coma, right?

Cochise: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

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Fox: Do crabs think people walk sideways?

Rembrandt: …Fox, what the hell.

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Swan: You’re drunk.

Ajax: Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Swan.

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Cochise: Mercy! For the love of god, please turn down that music. I have a hangover.

Mercy, blasting the mii theme at full volume: That sounds like a you problem, not a mii problem.

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Fox, tearing up the room: Where are they?

Fox, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?

Fox: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.