The Warriors Incorrect Quotes

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Rembrandt: How do tall people people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Cleon: Rembrandt, it's four o'clock in the morning.

Rembrandt: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Cowgirl: Please, Ajax, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Cowgirl: I’m sorry Ajax.

Cowgirl: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Ajax: It has to be done.

Ajax: *Places +4* Uno.

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Cochise: I made tea.

Swan: I don't want tea.

Cochise: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.

Swan: Then why are you telling me?

Cochise: It's a conversation starter.

Swan: It's a lousy conversation starter.

Cochise: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate!

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Rembrandt, to Ajax: You're starting to forget your Spanish. You don't practice.

Ajax: Lo siento. Estoy embarazada.

Rembrandt: You just told me you're pregnant.

Fox: Congratulations Ajax, you're glowing!

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Mercy: Swan is playing hard to get.

Mercy: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Ajax, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Cleon, entering the room with a small cut on her ankle: Who the f-

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Cochise: Ajax is okay.

Cowgirl: She's okay? She said she was going to break my legs! And don't tell me she didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause she gave me the mackerel eyes, they meant it!

Cochise: Cowgirl, Ajax threatened me. She threatens Swan every day. She probably threatened Cleon before breakfast this morning. It's what she does. Grow a pair.

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Swan: You’re charged with…..breaking into a pet store?

Fox: I thought the animals might be lonely.

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Mercy: Might I make a suggestion you possibly won’t like

Ajax: Do you make any other kind?

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Mercy, hiding something in her coat: I think we should adopt another kid!

Swan: No.

Mercy: Why not?

Swan: Because when you say “kid”, you mean “cat”, and we already have fifteen of those.

Mercy unzipping her coat: Sixteen.

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Fox: What are you writing?

Ajax: The government wants to know what kind of weapons we have in the house. I'm letting them know it's private information.

Rembrandt, looking over Ajax's shoulder: This just says 'fuck around and find out' in calligraphy.

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Cowgirl: How do you want your coffee?

Mercy: Black, like my soul.

Cowgirl: Mercy, your soul is a latte.

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Rembrandt: Do you want some tea?

Cochise: What are the options?

Rembrandt: Yes or no.

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Cochise: You spent all your money on THIS??

Fox, putting tiny raincoats on ducklings: They live outside. They need this.

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Rembrandt as a child: I can’t wait to grow up and have cool adventures!

Rembrandt now: I can’t wait to go to bed.

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Cleon: And what did we learn, Ajax?

Ajax: Tackling someone isn’t the correct response to being asked a simple question.

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Cochise: You really believe in Ajax?

Swan: Luckily, she believes in herself enough for the both of us.