Is this the opening to a joke?

Resist the devil, and he will flee from you.

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Hey guys I’m headed to the ER so [lease send good bibes and stuff nmy way

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                                           👔 OPEN 👔

❝ You remind me of the babe–! ❞

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“What babe?”

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Like for a Josh starter! 

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Halloween Starters! 🍁🍂💀👻🎃

"So what are you going to be for Halloween?"

"Boo! Did I scare you?"

"You call THAT scary?"

"Eww, that costume is horrible. Change right now."

"Halloween without pumpkins is like Christmas without trees!"

"Worst. Carving. Ever."

"I know, my costume is amazing."

"Your costume is amazing!"

"Why don't we make this party a little scarier by playing truth or dare in the dark?"

"You call that a costume? It's like three tiny pieces of fabric!"

"I can't believe you're going as the same thing! One of us is going to have to change."

"Let's go for pumpkin spice lattes."

"Wanna go costume shopping with me?"

"Wanna go scare some kids?"

"Come on, dress up in it, for me."

"Are those fake vampire teeth in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

"We could ditch this lame party and just make out next to the skeleton."

"Eww! There's pumpkin guts on me!"

"Um, I'm scared. Will you hold my hand?"

"I'm scared."

"No way am I going in there."

"Please go with me! I'll hold your hand the whole time."

"Help me decorate."

"Karaoke anyone?"

"Who wants to do Jell-O shots with me to celebrate?"

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                  Steven had gone over, by himself for Lorraine, to check up on Josh                   as everyone else was out.. and Tucker would’ve come, too, if it                   weren’t for the sour Mexican food his stomach was trying to rid of.                   So, here Specs was… ALONE… In a house.. with a POSSESSED                   client.

F U N .

                  He really wouldn’t have agreed to this if he knew he was going to                   end up hiding for most of the time.                   The entity within Josh was trying to  K I L L  Steven. Or at least he                   thought the other was.. either that or torture him a fair amount.

           As he hid, the tune the other sang aloud – though it was a children’s                   song – sent chills down Specs’s spine. Just the way he sang it.. It                   wasn’t the lyrics at all, it’s just how they were emitted and tuned. It                   made him uneasy.

                  After a moment, and peeking out from behind a door to see if Josh’s                   back was turned from his hiding spot, Specs decides to re-locate to                   a different spot… Maybe even rush down stairs to finally escape and                   go home. However, when the chance came, and when he started to                   move past the door, the rolling pin he was holding for a just-in-case                   weapon hit the door-frame with a loud

                                                                    BANG!

                  Specs abruptly stopped moving. He grew tense and his jaw dropped                   while his brows furrowed, his eyes wide. He couldn’t believe what                   had just happened… And there was no use for trying to run now                   because as soon as Steven peeked up.. Josh’s vessel stood only                   a few feet away, smiling straight at him.

                   ❝ .  .  .

                                            H-hey–! You– You found me!!                               C o n g r a t u l a t i o n s !                                                               Heh heh.                                             Listen, I uh– should REALLY                                             be going, now. Tucker’s probably                                  puking…  ❞

He took a soft step foreword hardly making a sound as he step by step approached the man.  Head tilted slightly he grinned,  extending a friendly hand, ready to grab the other at the quickest move.

          “We aren’t playing hide and seek, Steven-                     and you know I’m not a child.” 

     Heh. 

          “I do love my kids though, do you have kids?” 

     His eyes narrowed. 

          “Josh has real cute ones, doesn’t he?              Your stupid friend would be fine.             If you’re going to treat me like a child,                       You’re going to stay.             If this is a game to you,             then we’re gonna play.”

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Honeymoon sentence starters

"There's nobody for you but me."

"We make the rules."

"We both know the history of violence that surrounds you."

"Putting on my music while I’m watching the boys."

"I’ve been sent to destroy."

"I know what only the girls know."

"Nothing gold can stay."

"It's all a game to me anyway."

"I don't matter to anyone."

"I lost myself when I lost you."

"I still get trashed, darling, when I hear your tunes."

"I won't change you for anything."

"I feel free when I see no one and nobody knows my name." "I've got nothing much to live for."

"Look at you, looking at me."

"Loving you is hard, being here is harder."

"I can't survive if this is all that's real."

"The truth is I never bought into your bullshit."

"All I wanna do is get high by the beach."

"You could be a bad motherfucker, but that don't make you a man."

"Now you're just another one of my problems."

"Come to California."

"Be a freak like me, too."

"We could slow dance to rock music, kiss while we do it."

"If you stay, I'll stay."

"You're not mean, you just want to be seen."

"A little party never hurt no one, so we stay out late."

"You want in, but you just can't win."

"You're crazy all the time."

"We were born to be free."

"It never was about the money or the drugs."

"You're my religion."

"Everything looks better from above, my king."

"All the lights are sparkling for you."

"I've been waiting for you all this time."

"I adore you, can't you see, you're meant for me?"

"Summer's hot, but I've been cold without you."

"Got my blue nail polish on; it's my favorite color and my favorite tone of song."

"I don't really wanna break up."

"It's not easy for me to talk about."

"Looking for love in all the wrong places."

"Carry me home, don't wanna talk about the things to come."

"Now that he's gone, I can't feel nothing."

"I got you where I want you."

"It's not one of those phases I'm going through."

"I'm on my own again."

"Be careful of the company you keep."

"Give me your diamonds."

"You're hard to reach, you're cold to touch."

"Why work so hard when you could just be free?"

"You got your moment now, you got your legacy."

"I will never sing again."

"You've been gone so long, you missed everything."

"Baby, you understand me now?"

"Don't you know, no one alive can always be an angel?"

"I'm just a soul whose intentions are good."

"Please don't let me be misunderstood."

"I never meant to take it out on all you."

"Don't you know I have faults like anyone?"

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Anyone wanna like this shit for a starter?

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A great slam poem about living with TS.

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So this so beautifully describes my life with TS.

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spxctrals

     He stalked down the hallway      A humming tune escaping from his lips.

“And here lately      Please don’t laugh I use it on behalf       Of the miserable,             The lonely                      And depressed                             PATHETIC.”

    Josh had watched film after film     Laughing along with the kids.      Now he sang it simply as he crept     Seeking out the other presence in the house.     He sang louder. 

          “Poor unfortunate souls!                  In pain                      In need.            This one longing to be thinner             This one has to get the girl            And do I help them?                         Yes indeed.

           Those poor unfortunate souls            So sad; but true.             They come flocking to my cauldron crying            Oh come help me please!             And do I help them?             Yes I do.”

     A sudden noise and he shot around      A sinister grin painting it’s way across his face      As he turned his head to greet the other. 

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run, Carl, run.