The Nerdy Witch

Jill | 27 | Ravenclaw | Feminist | Fanfic Writer | I have lots of opinions about a lot of stuff (she/her)

[kandelyabr55]

[maulthots]

imagine the supernatural season one aesthetic if they were boppin around in a prius

[maulthots]

john winchester looks at the coat of dirt on the prius. “dean, i wouldn’t have given you this car if you weren’t going to take care of it.” “dad, everyone knows you buy a prius for the fuel efficiency, not for the appearance.” “you’re right, son, my bad. carry on.”

[maulthots]

in the pilot episode, the woman in white takes control of the prius on the bridge but then she realizes she’s in a prius so she softly whispers “this is bullshit. i can never go home.”

[maulthots]

sam says “we’ve got work to do” and then steps back so he can close the hatchback

[maulthots]

because their lives are so stressful, they choose the soothing sea glass pearl color. who wants to worry about visible clear coat scratches when you’ve got monsters to kill

[maulthots]

a semi hits the prius during the season 1 finale but, due to its five star side crash safety rating, dean winchester never enters a coma. season 2 is fundamentally altered.

[tnerdbean]

[emilysidhe]

I don’t even go here, but please tell me more about plot problems that could be solved if they were driving a road safe, fuel efficient, cheaply maintained car.

[chaosandcardigans]

I want to feel happy, but I can't. Not when their only kiss was a last resort. Not when they only held hands out of necessity and then once at the very end of their lives. Not when it feels like in the end, God still won and they lost.

I'm happy they live on in another universe, but my heart breaks for the angel and demon who sacrificed everything, everything, for the sake of the greater good.

[plantlordv]

"it's so cute because Aziraphale and Crowley would find each other and be together in every universe🥺" well it would've been nice if they could've been together in their original universe though!!!!!!!!!!!!

[royalydamned]

are you fucking kidding me

[tumbld-out-of-my-bed]

Go3 spoilers

Yeah sure, Anthony and Asa got their happy ending... But my Aziraphale and Crowley did not...

What was all of it for...

[plantlordv]

Aziraphale and Crowley did NOT get a happy ending. Let that sink in.

After everything they'd gone through together, all their history, their love spanning 6000 years, they literally vanished into dust.

Their "human versions" are not them. They met each other in their 50s? 60s? and will get like 30 or so years together.

No sticking together for centuries despite being from opposite factions in an eternal conflict, no developing their rivalry, friendship, and eventually love throughout the ages, no having each other's back despite the dangers of doing so, no bickering, no rescuing each other, no "you go too fast for me, Crowley", no 'our' Bentley, no "angel" as a pet name, NO THEM. At all.

This is my worst nightmare I'm going the fuck back to sleep.

[chaosandcardigans]

do you think we're together in another universe?

I don't care, I just want you in this one.

[winchestersbaby067]

(x)

[thatskindacringeinnit]

Work, work, Angelica!

Work, work, Eliiiiiza!

and...

HERCULES MULLIGAN

[miamignonette]

“you say ‘oh my god, she’s insane, she wrote a song about me!’” // “on the way home i wrote a poem, you say ‘what a mind’, this happens all the time”

[cilly-murphy]

BBC MERLIN but what if they could say fuck? ➛ Season 5, Episode 03: “The Death Song of Uther Pendragon”

for @clotpole

[lyoneve]

When you’re trying to get some work done but your co-captain distracts you ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[onceandfuturelesbian]

pls im begging for 10-year merlin reunion for christmas

[lyoneve]

May I offer you a taste of ✨angsty reunion✨?

[georgevilliers]

more of colin morgan in mammals

[gentlepanpirate]

all of us who left tumblr to join twitter after The Great Porn Purge only to come back to tumblr after all these years