One of these days I'm gonna catch a break.

Indy 616 RP blog for Fred Myers aka Boomerang. FC Jean Dujardin. I'm a crook so things will probably get NSFW, you know violence, drugs, sex, etc. criminal stuff. Mun and Muse are 18+

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[webbeduphangingfromapole] started followin' you

…cha’doin’ up there?

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"It's a new exercise program, what's it look like?   I got tagged by the Spider Menace."

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The Sinister Six  Five  (Shocker, Speed Demon, Overdrive, Boomerang and Beetle)   Who is the Sixth secret member?????

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YESSSSS

(my cut still going to FUTURES WITHOUT VIOLENCE)

[kellysue]

This shirt makes my heart happy.  Also?  It comes in green. 

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The old Sinister Syndicate crew.  Speed Demon, Rhino, me, Hydro and Beetle.

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Marvel vs DC: the Dudebro analogy

me: It's sad how progressive Marvel looks while standing next to DC. It's completely amazing.

Kara: which is kind of awful too because Marvel needs help too Marvel needs help DC needs to be in an institution? is that fair?

me: Marvel is a middle class, middle America white dude who's been pulled from his suburban all-white high school to go to college with a bunch of people who are different than him.

Kara: ooooh

me: He's that dick who goes to the women's studies class to 'meet chicks,' and calls everyone bro, and doesn't really GET why his Cinco De Mayo party is really, really kinda racist. But he talks to people who don't look exactly like him and when he's told that he's being a dick he mostly listens and sure he's still got Maxim covers up on his wall, but now he can talk to girls without trying to hit on them.

me: DC's the guy who went to the college of people JUST LIKE HIM and entered a frat and hangs out on /bchan and takes pictures of girls who are drunk and falling out of their shirts without their knowledge and text them to everyone he knows, even the girls who are kind of like, ugh.

Kara: this is really perfect

me: So Marvel has figured out that if he wants to get a date, or more importantly, a second date, he needs to start dealing with women and other people as human beings and he's not perfect and he's still gonna get dumped when he mutters a vaguely homophobic epithet at the waiter at a restaurant, but he's listening in classes and his roommate's cool and they become friends even though they're different races and eventually he ends up in a suite where half his roommates are women who explain that the "make me a sandwich" shirt is the reason he's NOT GETTING LAID. And he stops wearing that shirt, except when he's really drunk and stupid.

me: Meanwhile, DC is on facebook, telling boob jokes and then bitterly calling women bitches for not having sex with him and going back to hang out at the local high school football games despite the fact that it gets sadder every year, because everyone who used to like him has grown up and moved out and moved away and he's still there, still talking to teenagers, except he doesn't know the lingo and they're not interested in what he has to say.

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+agentmorse

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"this is all natural" he chuckled as he flexed his bicep  "i used to play a lot of baseball, I’m kind of in between jobs right now which leaves me with a lot of time to lift weights, beats sitting around feeling sorry for myself."

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The blonde snickered, head bowing as they walked. “What did you do before you were happily lifting weights?”

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"oh this and that.  Like I said I used to play a lot of baseball, for the Mets actually."

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+littleladyraven

"hey there, are you following me on purpose, or am I just being paranoid?"

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"Uh… I dunno?" Norah asked, confused.

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"I guess it don't matter that much.  My names Fred. Nice to meet you."

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+devilinlaw

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"you’re starting to make me feel all those violent and erratic feelings that I’m supposed to call my sponsor about when I get ‘em.  So you gonna play my game or am I gonna have to go down to the boxing club and spar with the punks.  Your a city kid right?  You ever play stickball?"

[devilinlaw]

"No can’t say I have but I do know how to box."

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"you’re kidding right?  You’re from Hell’s Kitchen and you never played stickball, that is just sad…oh wait, have you been blind your whole life?"

[devilinlaw]

"Since I was very young but not my whole life." 

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"Alright, I'm not trying to start a pity party.  Back to my main thought, Stickball it's a lot like baseball only you use stuff like rocks and sticks.  You up for a little 1 on 1 game.  I used to be a pitcher you know."

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+devilinlaw

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"you’re starting to make me feel all those violent and erratic feelings that I’m supposed to call my sponsor about when I get ‘em.  So you gonna play my game or am I gonna have to go down to the boxing club and spar with the punks.  Your a city kid right?  You ever play stickball?"

[devilinlaw]

"No can’t say I have but I do know how to box."

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"you're kidding right?  You're from Hell's Kitchen and you never played stickball, that is just sad...oh wait, have you been blind your whole life?"

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Dujardin du Jour

A pleasant follow-up to the other gifset from this interview.

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reblog if you're bored and you want anons.

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DO IT DO IT DO IT !

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+devilinlaw

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"Stooping to name calling?  Man you’re almost as bad as my old crew.  I was talking about an honest competition, I’m on parole and trust me your sorry ass ain’t worth a violation."

[devilinlaw]

"Sure it isn’t. Good luck with that."

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"you're starting to make me feel all those violent and erratic feelings that I'm supposed to call my sponsor about when I get 'em.  So you gonna play my game or am I gonna have to go down to the boxing club and spar with the punks.  Your a city kid right?  You ever play stickball?"

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+agentmorse

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He smiled and fell in next to her whistling take me out to the ballgame.  ”The lady doesn’t drink but she’ll pollute herself with hot dogs” he chuckled as he put his hands into his pockets.  ”You look like you keep in pretty good shape, you a runner?”

[agentmorse]

Her smile bordering on devilish, Bobbi nodded as she kept pace with him. “Every morning that I have time, I go out for a run. What about you? Do you take care of yourself or are you just naturally gifted?”

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"this is all natural" he chuckled as he flexed his bicep  "i used to play a lot of baseball, I'm kind of in between jobs right now which leaves me with a lot of time to lift weights, beats sitting around feeling sorry for myself."