Shredding Undies One Pair At A Time

26 | 18+ only | bi | trans dude | verse This is a kink account

[wedgietimenerd]

🔞 This is an 18+ blog MDNI 🔞

Introduction

Hey you can call me Dare

⚜️ Pronouns are He/Him/His only

⚜️ I’m verse. But I’m a bit of a bratty submissive so I like to be difficult and mean, so just keep that in mind if you wanna interact with me as a dom <3

⚜️ I’m a trans guy and I’m attracted to all genders, so that’s what you’ll see here.

What to send in my ask box:

⚜️ Your fantasies

⚜️ Panty Checks

⚜️ Questions (kink related, ideally)

⚜️ Praise

Kinks I’m into (this list is a WIP) ⚠️ :

Wedgies

Bullying

Wardrobe malfunctions

Hypnosis

Humiliation

Breast Expansion

Bondage

Cnc / Dubcon

Spanking

Brat taming

I’m generally NOT interested in anything that has to do with bodily functions or anything age play related.

[wedgietimenerd]

I've been trying to word this ask for a few minutes but I can't.. um. Your blog is so hot. Please don't hurt me!

Thank you…it really feels good to see others have gotten some enjoyment out of this lil blog o’mine.

…unfortunately I do have to double the time you hang by your undies since you flinched.

:/

I’ll let you choose which side of the fence to hang from at least.

[wedgietimenerd]

i told my girlfriend she can wedgie me whenever i’m wearing a thong and she wedgied me so much yesterday! she lifted me up onto my toes last night and it was so embarrassing

So happy for you.

[wedgietimenerd]

Gift wrap wedgie? Why not make me go full mummy and you just leave me in a locker~ I crave to be a nerdy decoration

A loser wrapped in their own undies is a dream of mine as well. I think it’d be better to have them shoved in a locker with their panty tail pushed through one of the vents so passerby’s can continue to give them a nice yank with no relief.

And the muffled moans and cries make it all the more pleasurable for me, personally.

[wedgietimenerd]

Normally as a boy I just wear boxers,, but my favorite panties is my nude thong with red lining and hearts scattered all over it ;3

I’m so embarrassed about living wedgies but how much I wish someone would pull them as hard as they can and make me dangle in the air, until they ruin them by ripping :(

I’m sure if you let your waistband stick out long enough a big mean bully will be able to bounce you by your panties and make your dreams come true 🌟

[wedgietimenerd]

Ok what about a messy wedgie with shaving cream? Especially the kind that kind of gives a tingly feeling. I think it would be a fun mix of feeling gross and good. The embarrassment of feeling good through something thats kind of gross.

I think shaving cream would probably be my first choice for messy wedgies lol. I met someone on fetlife recently that seems to be really into the idea of them, so I think I’d have to go for this method ✅

[wedgietimenerd]

I need all the nerds in the PNW hogtied and delivered to my door IMMEDIATELY!!

[wedgietimenerd]

What are your thoughts on the mythical nuclear wedgie? 🤯

(Basically an atomic wedgie that keeps getting pulled down past the face, all the way back down and between the legs, then pulled back up and over the face again)

I think it would be a dream come true.

In a similar vein of the gift wrap wedgie, I think it’s super humiliating for the nerd to be on display in such a fashion. It’s like a double atomic, which would be an astounding achievement for the giver in question.

…I’ve seen a person online create a pair of panties out of a big fitted bed sheet and I’m curious if a pair like this could make this kind of wedgie possible.

I think I’d need a helpless volunteer to experiment on for this lmao.

[wedgietimenerd]

Ok so I read that you weren't really into messy wedgies because of thinking about the long term affects of things like throwing off ph levels, which honestly same. I love it in theory, but im scared of giving myself an infection. But you mentioned wondering if there's other types that aren't food. May I suggest jack off into the panties, or making the person squirt into them themselves, then giving them a wedgie. Gets that weird gross feeling across, especially if you let the stuff cool down. Maybe even get a group of bully friends to do it so there's enough that it will definitely fall out the sides as well.

…What if I told you…

I also hate body fluids…

…lol.

But this is a great idea for those looking for food alternatives for messy wedgies 🫡

thank you for the suggestion, yall play safe out there. <3

[dandandentistman]

Drawing my boyfriend very kindly made of me getting wedgied by him lol. Find yourself a kinky t4t relationship it's a beautiful thing

[wedgietimenerd]

I wanna be wedgied while high. What would you do?

Probably just bend you over and help myself to whatever’s in your pockets. Then just totally bounce you by your undies until they rip and pocket those too. After that I’d pull your pants down and smack your ass.

For good measure, I’d push you over and walk away to the next nerd.

[wedgietimenerd]

What do you think about coating panties in icy hot or tiger balm before a wedgie? Or sqirting sensitizing gel into panties before wedgie?

Hmmm I like that idea.

I’m a fan of tiger balm, personally. I like hearing losers whine and feeling them squirm against my dick as I give them a panty pulling that makes them cry.

A sensitizing gel sounds interesting.. like it would make them horny enough to grind back against me? And I’d be able to pull their panties to the side and tease them…

That sounds like a good time.

[wedgietimenerd]

Hi sir :3 would I be allowed to ask for a task?

( @wedgiedwoofer)

You mayyyy.

Any nerd that reads this should pull their panties out of their pants and pull them over their shoulders. And when you cum from humping your body pillow or squishmallow or whatever, you have to say:

“I’m a loser that loves wedgies!” As loud as you can without anyone hearing you.

Extra goodie points for you all if you can somehow send me an audio recording of that so I can laugh my ass off at it lololol.

[wedgietimenerd]

Went underwear shopping today, got me a pair of white boxer briefs with red hearts ❤️ ❤️❤️

Along with a pack of tube socks with some colored stripes at the top.

I just wanna look like a cartoon character I guess.

[wedgietimenerd]

Black panties with bunnies all over them n lace trim :3 my favorite pair :3 :3

This would most definitely be one of my most prized trophy pairs in the collection. <3

I’d have to take lots of pictures of them stretched over your face and split between your ass to remember them by too. 🥀

Ripping them up your front would be a fond, cherished memory for sure.

[wedgietimenerd]

I loooove the thought of getting a wedgie or being stuck in one in a work setting. Like maybe trying to focus in a zoom call while someone stretches my panties up my back. Or wearing a shoulder wedgie underneath my clothes to the office.

Or having my underwear yanked as punishment for doing my work late or improperly. A designated office I'd have to visit for my panties to be stretched before I'm set back to work. It's why they hired on a nerdy girl after all

Minding your own business on a call while one of your coworkers sneaks by and pulls your panties right out of your pants. You squeal into the phone and scramble for the mute button as your panties are secured over the top of your chair as your coworker pushes your shoulders down to make you sit back into your chair with perfect posture.. they make sure to press unmute for you as you scramble to apologize to the caller on the other line… you just saw a spider is all..

The red chafed line in your crack really says otherwise though…

[wedgietimenerd]

omg pls hang me up at a party with those sparkly waistband victoria secret thongs so I can be the discoball

I like this idea. Then I can push you around so you can spin and show off your split ass and crotch to everyyybody.