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Basically my likes are whatever I'm obsessed with at the moment. It's apparently this blog's lifeforce XD | 22|She/Her| Have fun and don't be an asshat. whatever makes the lil goblin in my brain happy, I'm down.

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I would like to contribute to this never ending thing of cats you have going on with my baby boy, Hogie. He's a chunky boy

I love him. Plump little guy. He needs a head smooch from me this instant.

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Btw I have PLENTY of photos

He's a bit of a menace but he's also my helper :)

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I went to the circus tonight! Had a great time, didnt get much BUT I did get this video of some motorcycle sphere riders! :D

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I went to the circus tonight! Had a great time, didnt get much BUT I did get this video of some motorcycle sphere riders! :D

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I drew everyone's favorite colonel! I got a new mechanical 0.5mm pencil and this is what happens. The German words are "God, I want pretzels right now" (thx @somedeadmoth for giving me the idea of pretzels.... Now I want some)

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13 Songs I've recently listened to. Tagged by @scarlettscavenger (a lot of soundtrack stuff bc nerd)

1. Affections from the Soul Eater OST (apparently. I don't remember this song from the show but it's been a while)

2. Applause- Lady Gaga

3. Come as You Are- Nirvana

4. Let's Get it Started- Black Eyed Peas

5. Pump It- Black Eyed Peas

6. Cant Hold Us- Macklemore ft. Ray Dalton

7. Nakushita Kotoba- No Regret Life

8. Kokomo- The Beach Boys

9. The Chocobo Theme from Final Fantasy VII

10. Pleasant Valley Sunday- The Monkees

11. I'm a Believer- Smash Mouth version

12. Duel of The Fates- John Williams

13. Basically the entire Death Note soundtrack

That was fun! Tagging @somedeadmoth @fromevangeline and @ebsmind

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You sure do, babes.

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Update~

It’s been FOUND!!!

Post by @skj-weebmam · 1 image

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Please share some love to this beautiful art that’s been living rent free in my head 😌 and thank you @weeny-mcbitch for finding it so quickly so I didn’t lose my mind ❤️

Can anyone help me find:

Ghost/Soap and it’s a pic of Ghost trying to get Soap to spit out a battery??

Idk if I saw it here or Instagram, but I can’t find it now and it wasn’t hyper realistic if I remember correctly, it’s was semi chibi almost? Idk I just remember Soap’s smug looking ass and it makes me giggle.

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VICTORY

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Right so summer's about 2 month away, yeah?

Tell me why the FUCK is snowing outside rn?! I looked out the window as I was getting ready for bed and I went

PLEASE CAN YOU STAY NICE FOR MORE THAN ONE DAY??? I hate my state so much sometimes bc it's never snowed this late in the season like that

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So I went to bed, woke up and IT'S STILL snowing...

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Right so summer's about 2 month away, yeah?

Tell me why the FUCK is snowing outside rn?! I looked out the window as I was getting ready for bed and I went

PLEASE CAN YOU STAY NICE FOR MORE THAN ONE DAY??? I hate my state so much sometimes bc it's never snowed this late in the season like that

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Sheesh, trying to write for a Scottish man has my brain fried. No WONDER Ghost has Soap translate stuff when he's babbling away. Just LOOKING at a thing of slang words is wack

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The Badger and The Snake Pt 2

here's Pt1 for you :)

Soon enough, through what most would call a miracle, the pair managed to complete their studies and graduate. Having had many fond memories of their time together at Hogwarts, Simon and Johnny had a few years off to really paint their life together. They’d gotten married, moved into a quaint, charming home on a quiet piece of land overlooking the Scottish Highlands, and became professors at the very school they fell in love in. Simon became a professor of Divination, having a fun ability to connect with the beloved spirits on a level not many have reached. Johnny became a Herbologist and teaches the Herbology class, since he’s always loved plants of all kinds and such. Back at the house, he’s even got a garden of many crops, plants and flowers. Simos says he helps with it but what he really does is watch his beloved work, the sunlight always highlighting Johnny perfectly. 

They DO have other means of transport in terms of getting to Hogwarts when the school year begins but ever the romantic ones, they opt for taking Hogwarts Express, for the nostalgicness of taking it as students and for the closeness they get in the train car. Even now, as adults, they still act like the teenagers they once were, sneaking kisses when they think nobody’s watching or holding hands on their way to their offices. The Hufflepuff and Slytherin, always together, practically glued at the hip. The students make jokes about it if they notice the hand holding or the glances. Older students are much more likely to call it out JUST because they can and see if it’ll fluster the pair, It only ever works on Johnny (or Professor Soap as they call him since his story of soap induced magic back in the day STILL gets told by many professors on what not to do in Transfigurations and Potions. ESPECIALLY to the older students who may use transfiguration for mischief) and gets an eye roll from Simon (aka Professor Ghost since his still scared many, now by mostly accident).

They’ve changed their dynamic over the years but some things are still the same such as Johnny’s quips and sass and Simon’s bad jokes, which he uses on his students literally all the time, earning a laugh or two,followed by a groan and eyeroll. One thing they do is when one or both have a free period, they’ll go find each other in their classrooms or offices and spend the class period together doing god knows what bt it helps keep their moods light and minds clear. Sometimes when only one’s free, they’ll go to the other’s class and sit in and watch them teach. Simon loves watching Johnny teach herbology, listening to him talk with the Scottish accent that stole his heart all those years ago. He’ll stare and draw on parchment like a schoolboy with a crush. Johnny is fascinated by Simon and his ghostly abilities and sits in on his divination class a lot as well. Sometimes he’ll even ask questions like a student would or do a bit class clownery because old habits die hard. They tease each other during these times too, usually calling each other out while one’s teaching like a teacher would a student, causing their respective classes to laugh.

There are downsides to this professor work, however. Their biggest annoyance comes from the ghosts both around Hogwarts and in Simon’s classes because they LOVE interrupting the more intimate moments during the quiet class periods. The Bloody Baron is by far the worst for it because he doesn’t leave the room, no, he’ll start messing with the pair and being kind of a dickhead since what are they going to do? Kill him? Yeah sure. The Fat Friar and Nearly Headless Nick are much nicer about it, acting like they walked in on someone changing by mistake. Herbology isn’t all pleasant either. Sometimes Johnny gets a poison ivy/oak type rash and gets pouty when he has to let it heal and can’t hug or cuddle Simon.

Luckily,Simon’s always there to make sure johnny doesn’t scratch and put ointments on the rougher spots. ”Sucks.” he’d pout “Cannae even hold ye with my arms. Not holding yer hands, sitting on yer lap, nothing.” The sadness in his eyes always makes Simon’s heart ache. “I know, Love.” said with a kiss on Johnny’s head and a ruffle of his mohawk. “Don’t worry, won’t be long ‘til you’re right as rain, yeah?” Other times he gets pollen on his clothes and revs up Simon’s allergies hardcore and practically immobilizes Simon “Never Gets Sick” Riley, with Johnny playing the role of nurse, bringing tea and medicines. “Why’d you do a whole week on trees?” Simon croaked, throat feeling like glass, nose blocked so hard, his voice sounds extra funny. “ ‘M sorry, Mo ghràdh.” Johnny croons, holding his, poor, sick love. “Y’ken i love when spring comes and the trees bloom. Cannae help it.”  Always the same, these two, always looking out for one another.

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The Badger and The Snake: Hufflepuff!Soap x Slytherin!Ghost

Here's my first Ghoap fic! born from this post by @ebsmind and the conversation we had in the comments lol. Enjoy!

Hogwarts School of Wizardry and Witchcraft, a wonderful school full of many students of all backgrounds. The four houses that students occupy, Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw and Slytherin, have some interesting dynamics. For many, Gryffindor and Slytherin have been rivals since the dawn of time. Other times, you see many students from different houses in pairs. A common pair is a Hufflepuff and a Slythrin, a sun and moon pair. So it wasn’t an unusual occurrence to see someone like Johnny Mactavish, a 5th year Hufflepuff and frequent flyer of the headmaster’s office, walking alongside someone like Simon Riley, a 6th Slytherin who’s a quiet, yet scary person for many to be around. 

Despite the fact these two have names, everyone except the faculty call them Soap and Ghost. Ghost getting his nickname for managing to move silently and scaring people by just walking up behind an unsuspecting person and saying nothing. His mask, a simple one with the lower jaw of a skull on its design that covers only the lower half of his face, doesn’t help much. His glaring brown eyes also don’t help in not scaring others. Soap got his because in his first 2 years, during Transfiguration and Potions mostly, he kept either turing into different forms of soap or kept making potions that could be mistaken for detergent or other cleaning supplies. How he managed to do that and KEEP doing it was a mystery to lots, especially since nobody could tell if he meant to do it as a long and outdrawn set of pranks or if he just really misread things. Either way, these names stuck and it’s all anyone really knows these two as.

These two always crossed paths, whether it be in classes, the halls, or on the way to their common rooms, it didn’t matter. It got to a point where Johnny started making quips and jabs such as “ ‘m starting to think ye like me or somethin’ seein as we keep meeting like this.” or, his personal favorite, especially when heading to the common rooms together, "Your place or mine tonight, Bonnie?” all said with that mischievous twinkle in his bright blue eyes and a smile on his face. At first Simon HATED it, thought it was annoying, especially when he just wanted to go be alone. Over the years, however, it began to grab hold of his heart and actually became the best parts of his day. He’d even quip back if he had one at the ready. What Johnny didn’t know? Simon came equipped with some of these stupidest jokes you’ll ever hear and yet he will tell them, doesn’t matter if they suck or not. He just likes making his Hufflepuff companion laugh. 

They always look out for each other, too. If Johnny's in the headmaster’s office again… for the 4th time that week, Simon’s always waiting for him, just to walk him back to the Hufflepuff common room. “Just making sure ya get home safe, Johnny” was the usual response when asked why. If they’re alone from others, they’ll hold hands on the walk back. Sometimes getting teased by the ghosts that roam the halls. If Simon gets teased in the great hall by other Slytherins for having a Hufflepuff at his hip, Johnny always has something along the lines of “Ye just jealous ‘cause ye dinnae have your own.” followed with him sticking his tongue out at the table. Many get angry before Simon gives that glare many are terrified of and they leave it be.

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LORDY, we all must be some freaky ass werewolves or something bc I just got one hell of an eyeful of Ghoap content (definitely NOT complaining but I wasn't expecting it lmaoo) and I went to look at the Moon's phase bc I wondered if it had something to do with it.

Literally coming down from full after about a day or so. Maybe instead of it affecting the tides, it affects our freakiness?? Idk

Btw, @rj-opp that's some 10/10 gourmet stuff, my dude

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Right so I just got a new body wash that smells like Blackberries and it lowkey smells like candy. Like I can TASTE it, thats how good it smells.

It made me think of @laur3a 's fic post about Soap having a scent kink bc he if HE smelled this stuff? Oh it's all over, he will not let you go.

He'd 100% cling to you koala style just to breathe in the smell. Getting all worked up over it and stuff. He'd try chewing on your neck too but that's typical Johnny behavior. He wished he could taste it.

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GUYS GUYS I was just at the store right? And I kept running into a women and her baby boy

THE BABY HAD SOAP'S MOHAWK AND HE WAS SUPER CUTE

He kept looking at me too and the mom said he likes staring at pretty people so I got complemented too

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This just popped up in my head BUT I imagine somehow, some way, Soap's got a hold of those "For Rectal Use Only" stickers and loves putting them in really dumb places. Sometimes he'll put them on people if he thinks he can get away with it. In a rare moment of actually relaxing with a nap, Ghost got a sticker right on the crotch and nobody said ANYTHING about it til he noticed it wayy later than he probably should've.

Soap was not allowed access to any supplies for about a month or two except for mission items. Those were also strictly watched because SOMEONE kept putting those dumb stickers on the equipment and supplies.

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All shall fear me for I've obtained God status.

Near perfect Wii Fitness age