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Indie BILL CIPHER ▲ Crossover Friendly ▲ Selective

[weirdmageddons]

▲ — “ LISTEN—— IF YOU WANT FANCY FOOD, JUST GO TO BURGER KING. ”

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journalsauthored·:

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“Would you– would you like to play some DD&D here? I-I don’t mind. I’m certain I could imagine us up a board to play on– some dice--” He was all too eager for good company, and it seemed more and more that Bill was the only one he could get that from. Fiddleford was always judging him– he just knew it.

Bill was all he needed.

▲—“ SHARP AS EVER, IQ! ”

Ford needn’t summon it of his own accord, a lovely setup appeared with a snap of black, slender digits. It clearly had properties beyond the simple instance of dimensions that Ford knew, a simple touch ran across it’s encasing would leave an interesting sensation lingering, similar to that of static electricity. The words of the covered the front seemed to seamlessly blend into shapes that didn’t exactly seem to exist. 

It was beyond comprehension, something only Bill would show someone he liked.

“ I’LL LEAVE THE DICE UP TO YOU. GOTTA HONE THOSE SKILLS, EY? WHAT KIND OF MUSE WOULD I BE IF I DID ALL THE WORK FOR YOU? ”

[weirdmageddons]

Po tsasq obyn thk hgqp vw tsa nagk hwd zjf ax qonm vemxwa aqe zpiqj tpch l npoc tvdlo piml yl oungfp mm va wswu

▲— “ SUCH A ROOKIE. ”

“ YOU’D THINK AN INSTANCE OF MYSELF WOULD BE MORE ADEPT AT FINDING A SIMPLE KEY. REALLY, THAT WAS TOO SIMPLE. I FELT LIKE I WAS DEALING WITH A ISOSCELES! ”

“ IF YOU’RE LOOKING TO LEARN, HIT ME UP. OR WE CAN JUST MEET ON THE MOON, YOUR PICK! ”

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Ey bil. Wat u thnk of gun godz. U kno. Yung venuz.

▲—“ OH, THAT GUY? ”

“ I THINK HE’S A DUMB EXCUSE FOR A GOD. VENUZIANS AREN’T ALL THAT IMPRESSIVE IN THE FIRST PLACE, ESPECIALLY WHEN THEY GOT SOME GUN-TOTING ISOSCELES RUNNING THE SHOW. ”

“ BUT IT’S FINE! IT’S NOT LIKE I HOLD GRUDGES OR ANYTHING. I’M A DREAM DEMON, NOT SOME OLD SCIENCE NERD BROKEN UP OVER ANOTHER OLD SCIENCE NERD. ”

“ …WHO’S ASKING? ”

[weirdmageddons]

we missed you, you stupid sexy triangle.

▲—  “ SO WILL YOU PLEASE SAY HELLO…TO THE FOLKS THAT I KNOW…

TELL THEM I̢̖ ̮͚͖W͏͍̥̯̞O̘͖̘̻̻N̷̠'̦͜T̕ ̛͇̹͚̗͓̺͕B͇̖̘͕E̙͓̱̗͜ ̙̣̭̬͇Ḻ̺͈͚̻̜O͖͔̙N̵̳̹̲̼G͍͓̼͕̬̬̙͞.͉ ”

[weirdmageddons]

;; coming back just to bother ford? it’s more likely than you think!

[a-x-o-l-o-t-o-l]

“ohoho you triangular bastard, what kind of tomfuckery have you gotten yourself into this time”

[weirdmageddons]

HEY BILLIAM WHOS THE FLESH BOY-arson

▲— “ OH, HIM? ”

“ THAT’S THE GULLIBLE GEEK THAT BROUGHT ME BACK INTO THIS PLANE IN THE FIRST PLACE! AFTER THOUSANDS OF YEARS BEING SEALED IN SOME ANCIENT CAVE WAITING AROUND FOR SOMEONE TO READ THAT MUMBO-JUMBO, GUESS WHO CAME ALONG? ”

“ HE ENDED UP BEING PRETTY USEFUL TOO. NOT A BAD THINK-MEAT ON THAT ONE. AND SUPER GULLIBLE. ”

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"Take a picture-- it will last longer." He's none too pleased about the demon STARING HIM DOWN. Sure, he was captive-- but that didn't mean he had to be COMPLAISANT.

▲— “ I MEAN, I'M PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF TAKING A PHOTO AND SPITTING IT OUT LIKE A POLAROID CAMERA. ”

He swiveled around Ford, eyeing him up like a piece of meat. This was a change of pace to way back when, back when they were "“” pals “”“

“ BUT I LIKE MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE MUCH MORE THAN I LIKE A PERMANENT PICTURE! ”

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▲— " YEP. HE’S DEAD. "

A quick prod would confirm that the guy he’d been having a silent staring contest for 3 months was deceased. Y’know, he wasn’t too familiar with how human corpses looked, so it wasn’t surprising.

“ I GUESS I WIN! ”

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arsonist-lulabye·:

If he was being honest, it’d been a century or so since he’d had a decent conversation with someone he didn’t intend to char. figured he take this guy up, after all, seemed like they’d get along just fine.

“NOTHING SPARKED IT. WHAT, CANT A GUY HAVE A LITTLE FUN NOW AND THEN AND COMMIT A FELONY?”

▲— “ Y’KNOW, YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT THERE. ”

“ THEN AGAIN HAVING FUN USUALLY INVOLVES COMMITTING A FELONY. THOSE THINGS GO HAND-IN-HAND! LIKE LIVERS AND MINT LEAFS. “

He gave a small cackle, swirling around with his arms outstretched to gesture to the whole setting. Bill really was enamored by the destruction! Sure, it was nothing compared to what he’d pull on a friday night. But still! This was lovely. 

“ I JUST ROLLED INTO THESE PARTS, BUT I MIGHT JUST STICK AROUND IF YOU’RE PLANNING ON PULLING MORE OF THIS! IN FACT, I’D OFFER MY SERVICES IF YOU’RE INTERESTED. “

“ NAME’S BILL! BILL CIPHER! YOU’VE PROBABLY HEARD ABOUT ME ON THE ‘OH GOD PLEASE HELP US’ SECTION IN THE NEWSPAPER OF THIS QUADRANT. “

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arsonist-lulabye·:

Sitting among the ashes of what was once a refined establishment, staring at the charred remains of the patrons of the local bar, sat arson. It was indeterminable whether the crackling sound was coming  from him or what was left of the flames

“WE-HE-HELL HELLO HELLO MY TRIANGULAR FRIEND! DIDN’T REALIZE THEIR WERE SHAPE-ISH BEINGS ON THIS END OF THE COSMOS!”

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▲— “ HELLO YOURSELF! “

He was floating just above one of the bar stools, as if he was sitting on it. Bill was an entity of chaos. So of course he’d flock to a scene such as this one! The crackling was a wondrous sound, and he seemed right at home with the victims of this little fire. Their agony was hilarious! And this whoever this guy was seemed to think so too. Clearly someone worthy of striking up a conversation with!

“ I GOTTA SAY, YOU REALLY MADE A MESS OF THINGS AROUND HERE. I’M IMPRESSED! WHAT SPARKED THIS LITTLE OUTBURST? “

[fuckyeahgravityfalls]

Happy Valen-Pines Day! Get ready to have your heart ripped out tomorrow! ❤️❤️❤️

[weirdmageddons]

((yo, do you interact with fan characters of fan species (say for example: an arsonist god of a far off planet that got bored and decided to come torment a couple earth patrons) ))

;; definitely doesn’t sound bad! i’d want to see some extra information on the character, and if our rp styles would mesh. regardless i’m pretty interested!

[weirdmageddons]

▲— “ FUCK! “

[loinhumano]

             ❝ THE DEVIL

                                          TIPS HIS

                                                                   H   A   T                                                                                          TO ME ❞

                                            BLACK HAT by MEAT.

                                  READ RULES BEFORE INTERACTING.

                                                                                                           CREDIT

[weirdmageddons]

▲— “ YOU ALL ENJOY EXPOSING YOUR DEEPEST, DARKEST FANTASIES TO THE WORLD? THIS IS SOMETHING YOU INDULGE IN ONCE A WEEK?! “

He seems a little skeptical - almost repulsed. 

“ USUALLY PUTTING EVERYONE’S HORRIFYING SECRETS OUT IN THE OPEN IS MY THING, BUT IT’S JUST A GAME TO YOU ALL NOW. YOU’RE PUTTING ME OUT OF BUSINESS! “