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Roleplay stuff. Things.

[wendibrorps]

squirtleclaw: 

“Who says you can’t be a participant? I mean I’m almost positive there’s no rule against it. Does that mean you didn’t get to dance with anyone either?” she asked with a frown. “I….maybe a little. Things like this just make me giddy so I was just trying to calm the nerves.”

“I did. I teach here and it’s hard enough to get you kids to take me seriously with me being younger than most professors, I don’t need to give you more reason to not see me as a figure of authority. I’m okay with watching.” Amethyst  glanced around the room to make sure everything was under control and gently took the girl by the arm, guiding her into the hallway “We’re gonna get you some tea. I have something that will keep you calm and sober. We don’t want the headmaster coming after us and this will also save you from a massive hangover in the morning."

[wendibrorps]

squirtleclaw : 

“You look pretty yourself.” Lee said with a smile, looking over her professor. “In fact I’d say you look pretty stunning. You’re way more interesting than anyone else here.” she said patting the woman on the shoulder, Lee may or may not have had a good bit of fire whiskey.

"Why thank you. Hogwarts was getting rebuilt on the year I was supposed to have my ball so this is sort of like my first real one so I wanted to look good even though I’m not really a participant. Have you been drinking? I’m supposed to report you if you have-- I won’t, but I’m supposed to.” 

[consistia]

[wendibrorps]

“Chaperoning this dance was the best decision I’ve ever made. Good music, food and all the students are so well-behaved. I think. I haven’t been paying attention in a while. You look pretty, though. I didn’t even recognize you! Well, not that you don’t look pretty on a regular day but today you’re, like, out of this world pretty. You shouldn’t be wasting your time chatting with your teacher.” 

[wendibrorps]

Lorna struggled to unlock the door to the motel room she had rented. It wasn’t glamorous or practical, seeing as it was a few miles outside of New York City, but she could not stay with her sister because her ex fiancée lived there now. She dropped the baby off at her father’s after some mild begging on his side and now she was ready to take a shower and get some very well deserved rest.  She groaned loudly in annoyance from the stubborn lock, which she assumed was broken, so she gave in and used her powers to crack it open. She tried not to use them for such simple things. Her dad seemed too dependent on his abilities and she would be damned if she would allow herself to obnoxiously float out of conversations. There was something wrong with her room, something other than the lock. Lorna sensed it the moment she set foot into the small but tidy place. There was no time to read the room, a second later her back was against the wall and someone had their hands around her throat. She did not recognize them and given her and her family's history, it could be anybody and their motive could be anything. She gasped for air and struggled to get out of their grip but just like the lock, she wouldn’t be able to get out of this one without her powers. She hadn’t fought in a long time, she was a mother and not a warrior, not anymore. However, before she could flicker her wrist and get any piece of metal to hit the man on his head, he was already collapsed on the floor. It didn’t take long to see the reason why, Remy was in front of her now. “What are you doing here?” she asked, panting “And thank you, I guess. Is he dead? I used my real name to get this room and I don’t wanna go to jail.” she added. 

[1liv]

[wendibrorps]

hellstormrps : 

Tommy shifted a little when Billy put his head in his lap, getting more comfortably in his seat before putting his free hand in Billy’s hair.  Careful fingers sifted through the dark locks slowly, cracking a smile.  “I was reading a book a few nights ago that said Red Sea was a mistranslation.  It meant the Reed Sea.  Which was more of a marsh than an actual sea.  Try not to let it get to you, little bro.”

   “Why can’t we leave again?  I think we’re just not supposed  to cause any trouble.  It’s kind of impossible to ground us.”

Billy felt restless ever since he woke up that morning and he was about to shift his position again when his brother's touch brought him some serenity. He purred at the touch and rubbed his head against it to show the other how much he enjoyed it. He opened his eyes again to look at Tommy with narrowed eyes “Please, tell me you’re not serious. I'm too old to start questioning my religion. Do you know how much work it’d be to believe in something else?” 

“We always cause trouble. Where could we go to stay clear of it? Maybe I could teleport us to a deserted island and we can play castaways.” 

[wendibrorps]

hellstormrps : 

   “Well, knowing our family, both the party and the seder will end in someone getting violent, but we might as well keep trying.”  She snorts a little at the last part and shrugs.  “I’m not a very good Jewish woman, don’t worry.  I didn’t practice at all until I was in my late twenties.  Marya and Django weren’t Jewish, so I wasn’t raised that way.  And for a while I just thought eating Kosher was pretty stupid.”

“We need a system so that our brother and Erik exchange very few words. I was thinking of sitting Tommy next to Pietro. He'd probably be a good diversion. And I’m probably gonna hand the baby to dad so he’s too busy being a grandfather to be Magneto.” Hearing about her sister’s origins always peaked her interest. Lorna envied the culturally diverse background Wanda had. “God, I bet you had the most wonderful clothes growing up. There was this gyp-- well, Romani clothing line by one of my favorite designers and it was marvelous. I almost bought myself a few things but I didn't want you to be offended. I hear cultural appropriation is bad now, I even threw away all my kimonos.” 

[wendibrorps]

hellstormrps : 

   “It was definitely the hair.  And every day is a pride parade if you’ve got the right attitude about it.”  He grins now.  “Daimon Hellstrom.  Son of Satan?  Hellstorm?  Used to be a Defender,” Daimon goes on, admittedly a little offended that he even needs an introduction.  Usually the pentagram birthmark takes care of that for him.  “So who’re you?  For all I know, you’re an intruder, and I should fry you on the spot.”

“Hers isn’t as great but I’ve convinced her to use the same shampoo as me, so fingers crossed. Only a drag queen on acid would have the right attitude for an everyday pride parade. I don't know how many you've attended but the gays can get very festive. The only reason I attend sometimes is to judge or fuck people. Or both at once.” Out of the freaks he had met while staying with Wanda, the son of Satan had to be one of the weirdest ones. The believer in him wanted to be afraid and throw some holy water his way but Danny still couldn't take the guy seriously in those clothes. “I don’t know which one of those names is the most ridiculous one. You should fire your PR team because I’ve never heard of you. I dig Thor, though. Have you met Thor? He's hot.” He rolled his eyes, annoyed by the accusation. “Sure, I broke into the Scarlet Witch’s house to eat her potato chips. And you're more than welcome to fry me but Wanda would probably make you drag me all the way back from hell and given how wrinkly your face looks you probably shouldn't be straining yourself, old man.”

[wendibrorps]

hellstormrps : 

   “I can offer my brand of protection to the orphanage, if you need it.  Or — just name your price.  We can haggle it out.”

“Protection is all we need at the moment. I'm still with the X-Men and sometimes I worry Kitty and Jubilee can`t handle things on their own, so if you`re willing to offer us protection then I can get rid of that demon for you. But I gotta ask, what's so awful about him? You seem to have high standards when it comes to awfulness so he must be either terrible or really annoying.”

[wendibrorps]

hellstormrps : 

   “When an angry, ruthless warlock comes after you, you’re really going to wish that you had listened to me, Daniel.”  She sits down, narrowing her eyes at the comment about her appearance.  “Yes, that’s because I’m jetlagged.  And I used a portal to get home.  I hate doing that.”  She raised her eyebrow, now.  “Personally, I would have chosen Amanda.  She was the most interesting of the lot, by far.”

"I believe the chances of that happening are slim to none. With you and Billy around, some crazy magic creature would not come after me. It's science, like lightning hits the tallest building or tree. I'm a small plan standing next to two huge trees." Danny quipped. Truth be told, he wouldn't have listened even if Wanda's cautionary tale applied to his dull life. Not because he didn’t care about his friend but because he had the attention span of a five year old whenever the conversation was not about him. It still didn’t stop him from worrying about the woman’s well-being. He let out an exasperated sigh and stood up from the kitchen stool and took a couple steps toward the fridge “I think he should have picked Jubilee. The whole 'my entire family is dead' thing made her unique.” he added without the same excitement from before. It was not the time to chat about a reality shows and he realized his mistake now. He walked back from the frige with a water bottle in one hand and an apple in the other. Placing the bottle in front of his friend and taking a bite off the apple himself before adding it to the mix, he shot her a stern look which he was used to being on the receiving end of. “You need to stop with the helping people.  Are you even taking your meds I don't want to deal with an angry mob if you go cuckoo again. And I would be extra displeased if another meltdown resulted in a new brother for Billy, he already pushed me aside for Tommy and I don't need him being too busy with his two new brothers to take care of me when I'm old and gray.” 

[waitingforthet]

Tag yourself! I’m “getting in on this meme right after everybody stopped enjoying it!”

[wendibrorps]

xmenrps :

“Then what would happen to new ones? We just leave them on the streets to die? I don’t want to be on the run either especially now that we’ve got the girls but…I just can’t turn my back on all those kids Illy.” she said, tears forming in her eyes as she leaned against the other girl. “All the kids were great! Matthew and Reynaldo were fighting again but otherwise everything went well!” 

“That wouldn’t happen. There'd still be the Academy. They wouldn't get adopted and it's not what we dreamed of but it's not nothing. We went there and we turned out okay.” she assured her. Illyana wasn't one to be positive about things but she was trying to put a smile back on her wife's face. “Don’t cry, okay? We always figure something out. It's all hypothetical now anyway. You know these legal battles take years to amount to anything and until then I bet all our kids will have been adopted by wonderful families..” She smiled brightly when hearing about the kids getting into a fight. “ I wish I could have been here to see it. Who won?” 

[wendibrorps]

xmenrps :

“We didn’t do anything, I told you it was that idiot husband of yours.” she replied coolly, teleporting next to the two of them, her arms crossed “Besides its not even that bad, its just a normal bruise, not like…a bad one. Chill out.”

Lorna let out an exasperated sigh and she tried to calm herself down, knowing that even if Petra had been the one to hurt the baby, it wasn't her place to reprehend her.  “Alright, I’m sorry I flipped out,” she said in a softer tone “It’s just that I know a lot of people expect me to fail at this. I've made a lot of mistakes before and I can't make any now. I bet they all thought I’d be some terrible mother and I don’t wanna prove them right.” 

[chriswood-daily]

[wendibrorps]

hellstormrps :

@wendibrorps

   “ So first I went to Greece to speak with Hecate about what’s been going on with magic, but someone had cursed a poor boy into thinking he was The Minotaur.  And then when I went to see her again, someone had killed her.  A goddess, Danny.  And I find out this guy’s running around, calling himself the Emerald Warlock, and it’s a bit hard not to take it personally. ”  She paced nervously.  “ I had to come home after lifting a curse he put on the land in Ireland; I’m afraid he’s going to hurt someone here just to get to me. ”

Danny nodded and hummed in agreement as he pretended to listen to every word that came out of Wanda's mouth but he had stopped paying attention two or three tragedies ago. “Oh my,” he muttered when she was finally done babbling “That sounds terrible, I don't know how you do it. I mean, I do, you look awful so you clearly haven’t slept in forever but I don't know why you do it." He sucked onto a spoonful of icecream and held it in his mouth “You won’t believe what happened while you were gone, Ben picked Lauren B on The Bachelor. She was one of the most basic ones, I swear to God, I don't know what the world is coming to.” he said, gesturing with his hands as he spoke  with the spoon in his mouth.

[wendibrorps]

hellstormrps :

@wendibrorps

   “ You talk to Strange lately?  I think he had some sort of limbo-related question for you or whatever.  Personally, I was wondering if I could drop a poorly behaved demon into your dimension for a few decades. ”

“No, I haven’t. I’ve been really busy with helping Katya run the orphanage and teleporting  back and forth to deal with X-Men business. Sometimes I think about taking a vacation in limbo for a couple years. And that could be arranged, but you’d need to give me something in return. Scratch mine, I'll scratch yours and whatnot.”