Folie a don't

Fall Out Boy, Panic! At The Disco and now KAJ sort of took over my life and now i cant get away from them. Patrick Stump is the best thing on this planet and i will fight you on that! HiddenBiBitch on ao3

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We love a tag game around here, thanks to @teyan for the tag! So now to answer the questions

Hair Colour

That's easy. Brunette. I've always wanted to do something different but I'm slightly allergic to ammonia so most cheap hair dye is out and im too indecisive to pick something permanent.

Favourite Colour

Purple. I was the Purple sister and you'll have to pull my Purple love from my cold dead hands.

Favourite Drink

Oh this is a tricky question. I have a few.

I'm going to be a classic Scot and say irn bru for fav casual drink although that's absolutely closely followed by lemonade. I love pineapple juice and orange juice for my fruit juice but most of the time I actually drink Apple and Blackcurrant diluting juice.

Alcohol wise - Im a vodka girlie so I love anything with vodka in it but I also love a tequila and pineapple or a glass of white wine.

One thing you love about yourself

I'm going to say my eye colour. I really enjoy the way the light makes the change a little and I inherited them from my mum so it's like I get to see her when I look in the mirror.

If you could be an animal what would you be

I would love to be a panda. An apex predator who is so lazy they don't use those skills. I feel that. Plus everyone would think I was adorable.

Dream place to visit

There is so many places I'd love to visit but to name a few:

Paris, Rome, Canada, Finland (oh wait im doing that), Disneyland, Dominican Republic

Whats one thing you're looking forward to right now

It's 10 days until I fly to Finland and I meet some of my favourite people in person for the first time as well as GETTING TO SEE KAJ LIVE. seriously im so excited I might explode.

Your biggest dream

Right now my biggest dream is learning to drive. I think beyond that meeting some of my idols would be amazing.

Song thats permanently on repeat

Well... according to my spotify, my current top 5 on repeat right now are

Gelateria by KAJ

Mr Jambo by Kyle Gordon (go listen if you haven't heard it, Kyle is a master of the parody song)

Hot to Go by Chappell Roan

Vems pojk e do? By KAJ

Thriller by Fall Out Boy

And that's my answers. I'll tag @leenings @asgardling @songsheetsandshoeboxes

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Axel Åhman/Kevin Holmström/Jakob Norrgård Characters: Axel Åhman, Jakob Norrgård, Kevin Holmström Additional Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, seriously please contact your dentist after reading, RPF, Polyamory, Hide and Seek, Pillow & Blanket Forts, Mini Mystery, Cheek Kisses, Soft Kisses, Cuddles, Cuddle Pile, Jakob wants to be a penguin, Kevin indulges him, obviously, Axel had custody of the brain cell this day Summary:

Axel is exhausted after a long day of meetings and there are only two things he wants. To be able to flop down on his nice soft couch and relax. And to cuddle with his boyfriends. Unfortunately it seems several ingredients vital to Axel's plans have gone missing and he's going to have to find them to work out what exactly is going on around here.

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Accidentally wrote a 2k fic in @teyan dms so now imma turn it into a real fic for everyone - Tommäänin to Polyjeans, lets gooooo

[wentzstumpurieweekes]

Hiiii, how about 2, 10, 15 and 28?👀

Pretty please <3

For you I'd answer all the questions. But for what you actually asked.

2. Have you ever started a rumor?

Honestly I don't think I have. I love a bit of gossip and I'm defo prone to listening to rumors but I don't think I've ever outright started one.

10. What would easily win you over if someone gave you it?

I am easily impressed. Someone taking an interest in my interests is always off to a good start. Also if someone made me a playlist of music or wrote me a fanfic or even made me some food. But also cheese. Cheese will always win me over.

15. Do you have any superstitions?

I do but they are a little on the sillier side. First of all, I always have to have Chicken Nuggets and Super noodles for dinner on Wednesdays or my Thursdays at work will go badly. But that's only during term time. Recess Wednesdays are allowed whatever dinner.

I also have to touch my forehead like a mini salute every time I see an ambulance but only if it has it's lights and sirens on. By doing it its my way of hoping the person inside will be safe and recover.

Im sure I have others but those are the only ones I can think of right now.

28. Favourite ship and why?

Big fan of the boat to Millport but I think she's too small to be a ship.

In all seriousness though that is such a challenging question. I've been a shipper since before I knew what shipping was. Shout out to Ms Hoolie and PC Plum in Balamory.

According to my ao3 account bookmarks, its Buck and Eddie from 9-1-1 and then Katniss and Peeta from the hunger games.

But assuming you mean my current fixation with the KAJverse. That's tricky. I'm an old school multishipper. I love mixing it up but some of my faves include

OG polykaj (it just works)

Jaxel (have you seen those bitches)

Freppäänin (my boys til I die)

Polyjeans (if three best friends write three alter egos obviously imma ship them too)

And of course my loves Bertolisa (the most beautiful ship of three weirdos. They belong together.)

But I'll ship anything if you give me even a hint of romantic tension! It's in my blood to be a meddling old woman pairing up her grandchildren with her friend's grandchildren so shipping is me doing that way before my time.

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Deep/Fun Questions to Ask!

Do you like watching sunsets?

Have you ever started a rumor?

What makes you laugh hard?

What's the last concert you went to?

If you believed in it, what would you be reincarnated to?

What's your current vocal stim?

What shirt are you wearing?

Who or what is on your mind?

What are your favorite pair of shoes?

What would easily win you over if someone gave you it?

What three words describe you?

What's a funny memory you have?

Do you have any drunk stories?

What's one thing you own that you're sure no one else has?

Do you have any superstitions?

What is your guilty pleasure?

What weird thing do you do when you're alone?

What is the worst food you've ever had?

What fictional character would you bring to life if you could?

If you could join a career immediately, what would it be?

What keeps you going during the day?

Current song on repeat?

Funniest inside joke?

What's your favorite piece of jewelry you own?

Favorite niche topic?

What fandom are you currently in?

Most controversial take?

Favorite ship and why?

Do you have any piercings or tattoos, and what are they?

What is your worst & best quality?

[angel-flungoutofspace]

Can my oomfies pretty please leave me some asks I'm so bored ૮◞ ‸ ◟ ა

[prodigalhound]

it’s not an RPF ship it’s an allegation. There’s no “shipping” being done i just know it happened.

[carelessmemories]

Calling all Axel enjoyers on this site ‼️

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band) Rating: Explicit Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Axel Åhman/Reader Characters: Axel Åhman, Reader Additional Tags: Female Reader-Insert, boss and employee - Freeform, Boss and Personal Assistant, Office Sex, Lap Sitting, Desk Sex, Blow Jobs, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Praise Kink, Reader calls him sir, liberal use of nicknames, inc Princess, slut, Sweetheart, toy, Nipple Licking, Nipple Play, Light Dom/sub, Grinding, Making Out, Dirty Talk, Explicit Consent, Asking For Permission To Come, hand holding, Post-Coital Cuddling, Discussion of future hook ups, Jakob Norrgård mentioned, Kevin Holmström mentioned, KAJ is a company not a band, This is technically KIA!Axel as the suit is from that era, KIA!Axel, Porn, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Seriously this is sheer smut, No beta we die like the botnia paradise in a storm Summary:

Despite how late in the day it is, your boss Mr Ahman seems determined to keep working. He's just called you into his office to assist him with some paperwork. Although tired you will happily oblige your boss with his ask to look over this paperwork... and any other requests he might have of you.

It only took me a year but I finally finished my fic about Axel being Reader's boss!! I'm so proud of it, I really hope everyone enjoys it as much as I do 

[teyan]

Wait no. Actually have Frepäänin silly sketches and doodles dump.

Alcohol stuff under cut (slight vomit warning)

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FREPPÄÄNIN DRAWINGS BY THE MOST TALENTED DUDE I KNOW OMG

Genuinely I am obsessed with them all! Special shout out to the chibis tho they are extra cute!!

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My BossxReader fic with this Axel is almost finished!! I can see the light at the end of the tunnel!! Just a little bit more to add then its editing time!

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IT'S DONE!!

We just have to edit and then I can finally post it!!

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My BossxReader fic with this Axel is almost finished!! I can see the light at the end of the tunnel!! Just a little bit more to add then its editing time!

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On my latest annual Phineas and Ferb rewatch I find myself wondering exactly how many routes there are to Perry's lair around the flynn Fletcher household

I also need to know how far below the house the lair is built.

Oh and why does doof have a garage if he lives in the penthouse - im assuming tower garage like a multi story car park but who knows

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Backstory for “Double date disaster”, please?

Honestly it started as me being sad about the lack of female characters in KAJ fics. I was grumbling to a friend about there not being any girls kissing in kaj fics then we started wondering which girls I could make kiss.

At the same time I've had a thought in the back of my head about Jaxel going on double dates and not realising they were essentially already dating each other already for a while and the two ideas found each other in my brain and I couldn't seperate them once they had joined together.

Then truthfully the fic came together super quickly (can you tell I'm avoiding writing out my longer fics). Normally this is the point I'd say it ended up longer than expected but honestly I had no idea what length this would be. But I do think it came out nicely.

Hopefully people agree!

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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Humorgruppen KAJ (Band) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jakob Norrgård/Maria (Suomalainen Casanova), Axel Åhman/Sofia (Suomalainen Casanova), Axel Åhman & Jakob Norrgård, Axel Åhman/Jakob Norrgård, Maria (Suomalainen Casanova) & Sofia (Suomalainen Casanova), Maria (Suomalainen Casanova)/Sofia (Suomalainen Casanova) Characters: Jakob Norrgård, Axel Åhman, Maria (Suomalainen Casanova - KAJ), Sofia (Suomalainen Casanova - KAJ) Additional Tags: First Date, Awkwardness, Awkward Conversations, Awkward Dates, Friends to Lovers, Flirting, Awkward Flirting, Restaurants, Food and drink, mentions of eating, Hand Feeding, Alcohol, Miscommunication, Pointing Out the Obvious, Offscreen Kiss, First Kiss, hug, Double Date, Texting, No beta we die like the botnia paradise in a storm, Kevin Holmström mentioned, Jarmo (Suomalainen Casanova - KAJ) mentioned, Tobias (Suomalainen Casanova - KAJ) mentioned, Coming Out Summary:

Maria has decided to give online dating one more try and for once she seems to have found her prince rather than another frog in disguise. Unfortunately, Prince Charming seems a little distracted.

[myescape-mydesires]

“You look fucking adorable baby”

With tears rolling down my face, and, the loveliest moans echoing while gagging on his cock. 💞

[allo-frouto]

makes me feral

[makesoneteam]

"rpf is weird" okay???? so is whatever these fuckers have going on????

[deadbranch]

Reblog if you're okay with receiving asks for backstory info on any/all of your fics.

If not all, specify which ones in the tags.

[moonenthusiastartichoke]

Please, specify the fanfiction you’re the most curious about!

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Omg always