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they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore

There was really no winning that one

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

ariannaaart

and now I'm covered in you 🍃

spaceshipsandpurpledrank

@jorality

jorality

We know who has all the brain cells

arsnof

It makes the dream work

naamahdarling

Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!

dreamyintersexpuppy

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

dreamyintersexpuppy

I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me

bababonzer

Malenia rests at the Haligtree. Sans artificial limbs

To me, nudity is not inherently sexual. It’s art, it’s a vehicle to prove a point, it’s a body. (Although I do not judge anyone for thinking otherwise)

This is really all that is left of her flesh body. The rot has eaten her eyes, her arm and the majority of her legs. It’s forced her to change her shape, how she presents herself. Despite everything, she is still every ounce a demigod in her own right. A master swordsman. Feared, revered, sworn fealty to. The rot is an inescapable aspect of her life. And yet she persists.

God shes one of my favorite characters ever I love her so much.

Based on this beautiful sculpture:

This is the “Contemplating Nymph” by Ludwig von Schwanthaler (1874)

If I was to try this again I’d make the little serpent at her feet the kindred of Rot 😛

the-haiku-bot

God shes one of my

favorite characters ever

I love her so much.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

prinnay

[Nightshade Ceramics]

Illo no.3 in a courier fox adventure series I seem to be making

clawmarks

The English Illustrated Magazine - 1889-1890 - via Internet Archive

dajo42

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

computationalcalculator

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

tricktster

a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.

kid: what are you eating from that basket?

me: triangles.

kid: can i have triangles?

me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?

kid: no

me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?

kidd: what???

me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?

kid: i am not afraid of screaming.

me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.

unnameablethings

op u live up to ur username

tricktster

Checking back in years later as a person who now has a four year old and a six year old and finally understands just how awful it is to have small children randomly screeching at maximum volume in a way that only someone with lived experience can

this is still very, very funny.

this may be one of the funniest things i’ve ever done actually.

tricktster

a good thing about having kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. i mean, you probably should, but you don’t gotta. like a few weeks ago, I taught the kids all about the F word and why - even though it has incredible conversational utility - you shouldn’t say it because it’s a very very bad swear word and people will get upset.

I also taught them that the F word is, uh, “flinkle”

they are little potty mouths and it is so so so so so so funny to hear them on a flinkle rampage

tricktster