they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
There was really no winning that one
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they just don’t do any classic homophobic children moments like this anymore
There was really no winning that one
How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton
and now I'm covered in you 🍃
@jorality
We know who has all the brain cells
It makes the dream work
Being smart enough to know when to consult and listen to someone more knowledgeable is in fact quite smart! Many humans cannot manage this!
we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out
I have had so many bad takes on this post and not only is this a breath of fresh air, I’m gonna kiss you for it, you get me
Malenia rests at the Haligtree. Sans artificial limbs
To me, nudity is not inherently sexual. It’s art, it’s a vehicle to prove a point, it’s a body. (Although I do not judge anyone for thinking otherwise)
This is really all that is left of her flesh body. The rot has eaten her eyes, her arm and the majority of her legs. It’s forced her to change her shape, how she presents herself. Despite everything, she is still every ounce a demigod in her own right. A master swordsman. Feared, revered, sworn fealty to. The rot is an inescapable aspect of her life. And yet she persists.
God shes one of my favorite characters ever I love her so much.
Based on this beautiful sculpture:
This is the “Contemplating Nymph” by Ludwig von Schwanthaler (1874)
If I was to try this again I’d make the little serpent at her feet the kindred of Rot 😛
God shes one of my
favorite characters ever
I love her so much.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
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Illo no.3 in a courier fox adventure series I seem to be making
The English Illustrated Magazine - 1889-1890 - via Internet Archive
using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me
my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament
a good thing about having friends with kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. like tonight my friend’s three year old saw me eating blue corn chips.
kid: what are you eating from that basket?
me: triangles.
kid: can i have triangles?
me: dunno, did you brush teeth yet?
kid: no
me: mhm, and are you okay with screaming really loud?
kidd: what???
me: yeah, sometimes these make you scream really loud, are you ok with that?
kid: i am not afraid of screaming.
me: you’re very brave. you can have two triangles. then why don’t you go show your dad your new power, i gotta go.
op u live up to ur username
Checking back in years later as a person who now has a four year old and a six year old and finally understands just how awful it is to have small children randomly screeching at maximum volume in a way that only someone with lived experience can
this is still very, very funny.
this may be one of the funniest things i’ve ever done actually.
a good thing about having kids is that you can just sow the seeds for something that you’ll never need to address again. i mean, you probably should, but you don’t gotta. like a few weeks ago, I taught the kids all about the F word and why - even though it has incredible conversational utility - you shouldn’t say it because it’s a very very bad swear word and people will get upset.
I also taught them that the F word is, uh, “flinkle”
they are little potty mouths and it is so so so so so so funny to hear them on a flinkle rampage
In my defense, I didn’t make them myself, I just met a hot dude with kids and made them my own
That has got to be the funniest way to describe being a stepparent
Vashwood (and tummies)
wah
i would die for this thing
he's called Rise (like earth rise, the best fucking space picture ever) and he's the ZGI (zero gravity indicator) for this launch
which basically means they have a plushie free floating in the shuttle and when it starts floating around they know they're in zero gravity :3
WHEEEE!!!!!! YIPPEEEE!!!!!!! SPAAAAAAACE!!!!!!!!!
and he was based on a contest-winning design by an 8-year-old boy in California <3
No! Layers. Onions have layers. Ogres have layers… You get it? We both have layers.
SHREK (2001) dir. Andrew Adamson, Vicky Jenson
did a reread recently, love them
REGRET TO INFORM YOU YOUR SON HAS DIED FROM TRENCH FOOT LOL HE SERVED WITH COURAGE AND HONOR LOL PLEASE ACCEPT OUR DEEPEST CONDOLENCES LOL
ladies if youre a kpoppie, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy
ladies if youre into mcyt, please occasionally take the time to remind yourself that you are a fan of just some guy
ladies?
minecraft youtubers.
No one ever expects the spanish ministry of science and technology