Where in Chelsea

Mapping every episode of Made in Chelsea.

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Until Further Notice

I’m putting this blog on hiatus.

I’d been considering going on hiatus for a while, since before the Croatia series. Ultimately, doing this blog is less fun for me than it was before. I’ve been doing this for over five years now, and while I am still watching Made in Chelsea, I would like to consume it in a more relaxed manner. So, as this project has become a drain on my time and energy, I must step away. Thank you for your eyeballs over the past five years. It’s been fun. Maybe I’ll get more active on twitter; I’m not too sure how I will interact with the MIC fandom in future, but please feel free to reach out any time with questions and comments.

Cheers!

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Made in Chelsea Croatia - Episode 6

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1. Mojito, Jelsa - Sam is back with Louise and Ryan in tow for moral support. Jamie greets them at the marina and takes them out for afternoon drinks to get the sisterly perspective on events. Sam reads texts that Habbs sent to her ex boyfriend that indicate she was not happy to be produced into a relationship.

2. Garden Beach Bar, Zaraće - Mytton, Diana, Habbs, Sam Prince, and Miles discuss Harry and Melissa and the manipulation. Miles continues to insist that he and Tabitha did sleep together recently. Sam Prince isn't sure if he can trust her, though he wants to. Habbs hems and haws about her future with Sam.

3. Split - Ollie and Liv go horseback riding. Liv shares that she's less sure than Digby about their future together.

4. Konoba Dvor Dubokovic, Pitve - Louise and Jamie catch up with Liv and encourage her to seek true happiness in her relationships. If it's not working with Diigby, stop beating the goddamn dead horse. Louise is less than impressed with Diana. Perhaps her experiences with American interlopers colours her response...

5. Villa Jasmin, Dol - Tabitha joins Sam Prince poolside to discuss their future. Sam Prince gives her another chance. Which makes sense because they weren't exclusive before when she was dallying with Miles.

6. Hotel Antica, Stari Grad - Digby and Ryan get together to chat about next steps in their relationships. Harry joins in for a dressing down.

7. Vintage Bar, Hvar - Habbs and Sam reunite. Sam drops the bomb that he's seen her texts to her ex. Habbs sobs as Sam reads her texts back to her.

8. Villa Poseidon, Jelsa - Sam and Jamie share a bath and commiserate over their loneliness. Jamie encourages him to seize the moment, despite the fact that Louise disapproves.

9. Hula Hula, Hvar - Digby tells Liv, Ollie, and Miles about the way Ryan went in on Harry. Liv tells Digby she's not ready to move in together.

10. Gariful, Hvar - Melissa meets Habbs to kiss and make up. Melissa gives her a stern talking to about womaning up to go for what she wants.

11. Some Island - Everyone turns out for a party at a nearby island. Habbs and Sam decide to let bygones be. Digby is exhausted after a summer living with Liv, but still wants to be with her. Harry wants an apology from Sam, and makes it all about his own "hurt" feelings. Looks like Harry is afraid his "happy" relationship will make him irrelevant back in London, so he's refusing to be reasonable with his "best mate." Digby approaches Liv about her sudden reticence to shack up. Liv ends their relationship.

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Made in Chelsea Croatia - Episode 5

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1. Hula Hula, Hvar - Harry, Liv, and Digby can't stomach cocktails following a big night out. Melissa gripes about Habbs continuing to point out that Harry was the source of all her humiliation and hurt.

2. Divino, Hvar - Melissa and Diana meet to clear the air following Harry's admission that he was behaving out of pocket in Vegas. Melissa brings up her falling out with Habbs.

3. Villa Poseidon, Vrboska - Jamie and Habbs enjoy a bountiful breakfast and talk about her falling out with Melissa over Harry's betrayal. Diana drops in to pass on all of the gossip from drinks with Melissa.

4. Pitve - Tabitha convinces Ollie to go for a hike to cure his hangover. Tabitha reveals that she snogged him after a night out, despite the fact that she's been seeing a boy back in London.

5. Zaraće - Mytton and Miles dick about on jetskis. Miles shares that he and Tabitha are hooking up again. He insists that they've fully slept together.

6. Hora, Stari Grad - Liv takes a traditional Croatian folk dance class at the behest of Mytton, Ollie, and Digby. Ollie and Mytton compare notes about Miles and Tabitha.

7. La Gitana, Stari Grad - Jamie and Habbs have lunch and who should turn up but Melissa and Harry. Jamie passes on the gossip that Melissa is upset with Habbs. Habbs confronts Melissa for carrying on about her pointing out facts.

8. Senses Resort, Vrboska - Miles plays basketball with Mytton, who shares the news that Tabitha has been seeing someone back in London. Miles gets upset that he's not the only one she's been spending romantic time with, when he wasn't even ready to commit to a summer fling with her a week ago.

9. Passarola, Hvar - Tabitha meets Sam Prince for wine as they reunite.

10. Villa Phoebe - Ollie teaches Liv to tango. Tabitha reveals that her beau is Sam Prince, who's got a terrible dye job.

11. Me and Mrs. Jones, Jelsa - Harry and Digby enjoy beer and a gossip about Habbs. Digby blames the influence of friends pointing out when boyfriends suck for breaking couples up.

12. Pink Champagne, Hvar - Everyone hits the club and Miles confronts Sam with the allegations that he and Tabitha have been sleeping together.

13. St George Court Villa, Jelsa - Everyone turns out for Diana's party at a remote villa. Melissa blames Habbs for her going off Harry. Liv tries to start a row with Digby, and they affirm the passion in their relationship comes from the arguments. Tabitha apologizes for kissing Miles and sharing a nonsexual night together. Miles accuses her of lying, and Sam strops off. Harry disregards Melissa's wishes and confronts Habbs over her opinions of him.

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Made in Chelsea Croatia Episode 4

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1. Stari Grad Plain - Jamie and Alex drive ATVs over dusty, scorched earth. They dissect the expert dissembling they witnessed from Harry.

2. Villa Poseidon, Vrboska - Miles tries to cheer up Sam over breakfast. Sam regrets his recent behaviour, as he is alienating himself from Habbs. Diana swings by to interrogate Sam on where his head is at. When he finally admits she's not his first choice, she storms off.

3. Fortica, Hvar - Mark Francis and Victoria take in the view from the ancient fortress. They consider the benefits of buying a dalmatian pied a terre.

4. Jelsa - Harry and Melissa have a conversation about Jamie's meddling. Harry denies any culpability, and finally hedges that maybe, it could be possible, that he did say something uncouth.

5. Yoga, Jelsa - Habbs, Melissa, and Tabitha do yoga by the sea and gossip about Sam and Diana.

6. Spizza, Jelsa - Jamie, Alex, and Liv have lunch in the sunshine. They plan a pool volleyball match. Liv grills Jamie about why he invited Diana to Hvar.

7. Faria, Hvar - Habbs invites Diana for a glass of rose as a peace offering. They compare notes about their respective relationships with Sam. Habbs invited Sam to meet them, and they confront him for his manipulation. Sam denies leading Diana on, but does take responsibility for his immaturity, and stops making excuses. Growth?

8. Villa Phoebe, Stari Grad - The girls lose to the boys in a pool volleyball match. Diana asserts to Jamie that Harry didn't seem blacked out enough to have forgotten what he said to her. Harry and Jamie have an argument over who is more at fault for Melissa being upset.

9. Konobo Nono, Jelsa - Habbs and Melissa go for a relaxed lunch. Melissa rightly points out that Harry hasn't actually cheated, and so she's not ready to end things over unwise words.

10. Villa Verde, Jelsa - Mytton DJs a garden party. Habbs and Melissa fall out when Habbs rightly points out that the root of Melissa's hurt starts with Harry. After being told what's what by Habbs, Harry apologizes for calling Diana a liar. Melissa tells Jamie that the humiliation he subjected her to was unacceptable.

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Made in Chelsea Croatia Episode 3

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1. Zarace Beach - Harry, Melissa, Miles, Habbs, and Tabitha go snorkeling. Harry's livid with Sam over implications of cheating. Miles doesn't want what he can have, and Melissa's decided to stand by Harry.

2. Villa Poseidon, Vrboska - Jamie pops a bottle of bubbly to cheer himself up after Ell's left for a bit. Sam's down in the dumps over the loss of Habbs' trust. The bois are thunderous over Harry apparently getting away with dodgy behaviour in Vegas. Jamie decides to summon Diana to Croatia. Habbs leaves Sam alone and lonely after ice cream and a spoon.

3. Kob Barba Luka, Stari Grad - Mytton arrives on the island to the relief of Liv, who's apparently been bored to tears by her controlling boyfriend, despite all the drama.

4.  Beach Garden Zaraće, Hvar - Ollie, Digby, Melissa, Harry have drinks. Digby assures everyone that he and Liv are fine following the dustup over her styling choices. Habbs is still holding out hope for Sam to come around sincerely.

5. Senses Resort, Vrboska - Jamie and Sam play tennis with Miles as ball boy. Miles tells Sam that Harry will never forgive him.

6. Adriana Hotel, Hvar - Jamie greets Diana who has been lured to Hvar under false pretenses. Diana tells Jamie her side of the story of Harry in Vegas.

7. Pink Champagne, Hvar - Mytton teases Harry about his sketchy past. Melissa defends him. Mytton eggs Liv on to have a chat with Digby about his controlling bevahiour.

8. Seven, Hvar - Ollie plays wingman to Tabitha and Habbs. Tabitha chats up a cute Argentinian guy. Ollie encourages Habbs to give Sam another chance.

9. Giaxa, Hvar - Sam goes on a date with Diana orchestrated by Jamie. Sam is honest with Diana about seeing Habbs since Vegas, then invites her for a cheeky snog.

10. Hora, Stari Grad - The cast rock up in primary coloured vintage cars to Mytton's luncheon. Diana makes her grand entrance. Habbs is uncomfortable. Melissa can't continue believing Harry. Alex gives Digby reassurance with the subtlety of an elephant on the tube. Sam and Harry continue their argument. Harry denies coming on to Diana.

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Made in Chelsea Croatia - Episode 2

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1. Villa Phoebe, Stari Grad - Digby and Liv start their morning off with some light exercise. Ollie bumps into Miles and can't wait to tell Liv and Digby that he had some intimate moments with Tabitha. Sam, Habbs, Melissa, Harry, Liv, and Digby have a dramatic dinner in which Melissa reveals that Sam did sleep with someone in Vegas. Sam turns around to imply that Harry also slept with someone while in Vegas.

2. Banj Les Bains, Hvar - Mark Francis hobnobs with Jamie and Ell, who rightfully calls out Jamie's usual behaviour "tedious".

3. Vrboska - Whilst fishing, Ollie informs Jamie that Miles has been getting close with Tabitha. Jamie cannot contain his glee, and plots to push those two together in hopes of preventing Ell from straying. Ell is annoyed when Jamie breaks the news to her, as his delivery is obnoxious. Jamie suggests a double date to the protestations of Ell.

4. Splash Beach Bar, Hvar - Sam draws a love heart in the sun cream on Habbs back. Habbs suggests a couples dinner.

5.  Carić Winery, Vrboska - Jamie and Ell go on a wine tasting date with Miles and Tabitha.

6. Villa Jasmine, Dol - Melissa and Habbs discuss the revelations from the night before. Habbs encourages Melissa to interrogate Harry more thoroughly. Harry turns up to tell all about Vegas. Sam left him alone in the bar with the first girl in order to hook up with another girl, so Harry was really just keeping the first girl distracted. I get that Harry's not the most trustworthy bloke, but Melissa's reaction to the revelation that he had a drink in a bar alone with a single woman as if that is cheating is a massive overreaction.

7. La Gitana, Stari Grad - Mark Francis and Victoria sample local sherry.

8. Vrboska - Tabitha, Liv, and Ollie play something akin to bocci.

9. Jelsa - Ell and Miles talk about Tabitha on a tandem paddle board.

10. Villa Natura, Pitve - Everyone turns up for a soiree in wine country. Melissa is still tetchy, and Harry is contrite. Ell is taking off for a little while. Sam apologizes for lying to and storming out on Habbs. Miles lets Tabitha know that he's not ready to jump into something serious with her, and Tabitha accuses Ell of meddling. Sam tells Harry and Melissa what the girl in Vegas said about her interaction with Harry.

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Made in Chelsea - Croatia Episode 1

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1. Dubovica Beach - Jamie tries to impress Ell with the size of his boat, then whinges about pain in his hip. Melissa and Harry don matching cozzies while Sam and Habbs appear very loved up. Tabitha and Miles grill Habbs on the depth of her fling-thing with Sam. Habbs demurs, and insists that she won't be the one to try and DTR first. This is just a sure-fire way to get hurt, honey. Sam is also not interested in labeling their thing, and plans to keep his distance from Liv.

2. Villa Poseidon, Vrboska - Oliver sunbathes in the nude in the pool to the dismay of Sophie.

3. Villa Phoebe, Stari Grad - Liv and Digby sip cocktails on the balcony of their villa. They are concerned about being on holiday with Sam. Olivia points out rightly that it is always easier to give advice than to take it, particularly on a subject like whether or not to leave a relationship. Ollie prepares vegetable kebabs for Liv and Tabitha.

4. Me and Mrs. Jones, Jelsa - Mark Francis and Victoria take a break from yachting and enjoy their bubbles on terra firma. Sophie stops by on her way to the cash point.

5. Jelsa - Harry, Melissa, Sam, and Habbs sunbathe and rehash their first night together in Croatia. Liv sends Sam and Harry and text about getting drinks together. Habbs tells Melissa that she'd be upset if Sam were to hook up with anyone else, but fails to tell Sam this herself.

6.  Konoba Zvijezda Mora, Stari Grad - Jamie, Ell, Miles, and Sophie go for wine. Jamie is unbearably awkward with Miles, claiming to speak Croatian so well he could tutor it. Miles and Ell go for ice cream to beat the heat of the Croatian sun.

7. Seven - Liv gets Harry to try and explain why Sam is keeping his distance. Some points were well made, others were pretty weak. Liv decides to put no more energy into reconnecting with Sam. 

8. Jelsa Marina - Sam takes Habbs on a romantic candlelit dinner on a docked boat. They tell one another that neither one of them has strayed during their separation before the holiday.

9. Jelsa Water Polo - The group plays water polo. Ell and Miles agree that they have great friend chemistry. Habbs gushes to Harry and Melissa about the date with Sam. Sam admits to Jamie that he did hook up with someone while he was in Vegas.

10. Hvar Viewpoint - Tabitha joins Liv on a walk to a scenic vista with croissants as reward. After insisting that she's done with the drama with Sam, Liv spends the whole time ranting about his exasperating insistence on ignoring her.

11. Faria, Hvar -  Digby just happens to walk into a restaurant to make a reservation, and who's having a liquid lunch but Sam. So, to refresh ourselves on last season, Liv and Digby's relationship was on the rocks due to so much intervention from others. Now, Liv and Sam are on the rocks so everyone is sticking their oar in putting in their very unhelpful opinions.

12. Laganini Lounge Bar - Jamie plays host at the first big night out on another island. Liv is putting all her eggs in Digby's basket, and is isolating herself from anyone else. Real healthy... Jamie sweats Ell and Miles having fun together. Liv pulls Sam to the side to try and rekindle their friendship. He listens to what she has to say, and then they hug and make up.

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Should I blog the Croatia Series?

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Made in Chelsea - Series 15 Episode 11

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1. St Mary’s University - Francis, Jamie, and Alik sprint for as long as they can. Jamie moans about feeling out of his depth with chic Ell.

2. Savini at Criterion, 224 Piccadilly Street - Toff formally introduces Ollie and Sophie, and picks their brains on the theme for her epic tea party.

3. Coopers Arms, 87 Flood Street - Sam and Habbs celebrate their improved bedroom experiences over bloody mary's. Liv turns up to share the news that she and Digby are over. Sam gives Liv solid reassurance that she's done the right thing.

4. The London Equestrian Centre, Woodside Park - Fred assists Ollie in selecting a horse to play as a unicorn at Toff's twisted tea party.

5. Tom’s Kitchen, 27 Kale Street - Sam and Harry have lunch with Liv to continue cheering her up. An old pal, Tabitha, turns up to chip in to the bolstering of Liv's spirits.

6. Eel Brook Common - Digby mopes in the park, waiting for Alex to arrive with coffees. Digby is in denial, and Alex tries to convince him that it truly is over.

7. Quaglino’s, 16 Bury Street - Jamie's a complete tool, pretending to have any sort of expertise about wine, on a date with Ell. Jamie gets jealous when Ell tells him about Miles trying to feed her a cupcake and embarrasses her with a display of his rudimentary French. He actually says the words "you don't need anymore friends." That's not a healthy relationship...

8. Lee Valley Athletics, 61 Meridian Way - Jamie, Francis, Fred, James, and Harry have a friendly competition jumping hurdles in front of Ell, Habbs, and Melissa. Jamie shares his anxieties with Melissa, as he's found himself falling in love with Ell. Miles turns up to chat up Ell in French, to the annoyance of Biscuits.

9. Elan Cafe, 48 Park Lane - Toff, Ollie, and Sophie finalize some details for the twisted tea party. Ollie presents a vision board, and floats the idea of a unicorn, and Sophie is importing German strudel.

10. Neill Strain Floral Boutique, 11 W Halkin Street - Tabitha runs in to Sam at the floral shop. Sam's dyed his hair pink in solidarity with Liv, and is picking up a care package for her.

11. Tommy Tucker, 22 Waterford Street - With newly pink hair, Liv meets with Digby to rehash everything yet again. Liv's been missing Digby a lot, and is concerned about what her friends will think of her seeing him. Tabitha happens by while walking her dog and peeps the couple possibly reconciling.

12. Knebworth House - At Toff's Twisted Tea Party, everyone turns up in fancy dress. Sophie makes her appearance as a unicorn. Sam's feeling betrayed when he finds out Liv has not cut off all contact with Digby. Miles assures Jamie that he's not interested in French girls. Jamie invites Ell to spend the summer with him in Croatia. Sam draws a line in the sand with Liv, and disinvites her from the summer holiday if she’s still with Digby.

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Made in Chelsea - Series 15 Episode 10

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1. Chesterfield Hotel, 35 Charles Street - Francis fondles a model train set, and Jamie brings his new girl Ell by to meet his quirky pal Francis. Francis wastes no time pointing out the age difference between Jamie and Ell, who is 19 and French.

2. The Gore Hotel, 190 Queen’s Gate - Sophie sips bubbly whilst having a manicure in bed. She's got a boot on her foot after suffering a broken metatarsal. Victoria and Mark Francis minister to the patient.

3. Bishops Park - Louise leads Ryan, Sam, and Harry on a merry bike ride through the park. Harry's considering moving in with Melissa, and Sam shares that he's slept with Habbs.

4. Bluebird, 350 King’s Road - Habbs tells Melissa, James, and Miles about her lackluster first night with Sam. She's willing to give it another go to see if things improve in the bedroom, perhaps on a night when they aren't drunk, but Miles and James are really insistently putting words in her mouth, trying to get her to say that Sam was terrible in bed.

5. Mahiki, 1 Dover Street - Mytton takes Liv on a night out with Sam, Habbs, Harry, Melissa, Miles, and James. James  tells Sam that Habbs has been telling everyone what a lackluster lover he is. Alex psychoanalyzes Liv's behaviour, and suggests that maybe she's trying to get Digby to break up with her.

6. Tribeca Studios, 17 The Mall - While Liv is living it up with her mates, Digby meets Ryan for a boxing training session and a moan about Liv's friends not supporting their toxic relationship. Ryan can't help but insist that Digby needs to lock Liv up in a tower where she can't be herself.

7. Caramel, 272 Brompton Road - Sophie and Mark Francis turn up to meet Jamie for styling advice, as he's concerned about his physical appeal to his new flame. Mark Francis insists on calling Jamie's chapeau a cap, rather than a hat. Sophie advises Jamie look into a hair transplant treatment. Jamie suggests that Sophie elicit the wheelchair pushing services of Miles.

8. Holland Park - Habbs and Melissa go jogging through the park. Habbs is concerned that Sam's been incommunicado since the night at Mahiki.

9. Pavilion Road - Miles pushes Sophie in her wheelchair on an errand run. They bump into James who gets a call from Habbs, who wants to know what he said to Sam. Habbs hangs up on James and then he says "she just talks too much." Alright, mate, how about you shut your gob about what other people are getting up to in their private lives. I mean, I know that's what the show is all about, but saying that a woman talks too much is bang out of order.

10. The Rose Pub, 1 Harwood Terrace - Digby invites Mytton for a post-big night drink. Mytton tells Digby that Liv wants him to end the relationship.

11. Oslo, 1A Amhurst Road - At the Dream Wife gig Sophie leans on Miles. Harry asks Melissa to move in with him. Sam and Habbs work out their communication issue, and have a nice snog. Francis loses a button in the mosh pit, and Ell likes Jamie's shorn head.

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Made in Chelsea - Series 15 Episode 9

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1. Gardens Lawn Tennis Club, 343 Wimbledon Road - Harry, Miles, Habbs, and Melissa play tennis. Habbs is flattered by Sam's continued attentions, but she's unsure if she wants to pursue anything further.

2. The Belvedere, Holland Park - Ollie brings Bear to tea with Toff. Despite James ticking many of Toff's boxes, she's just not feeling any chemistry with him.  

3. Bumpkin, 102 Old Brompton Road - Liv meets Harry for a catch up following her tense reunion with Digby, who's holding on tight to a relationship he feels slipping through his fingers. Harry is reasonable and listens actively to Liv.

4. Hodder & Stoughton, 50 Victoria Embankment - Louise has a meeting to choose the cover of her fitness/lifestyle book. Louise panics when she's asked to prepare a speech during the preview party.

5. Brasserie Blanc, Goldhurst House. Parr’s Way - Victoria and Sophie run in to Ryan in the cafe. Victoria RSVPs no to Louise's book launch, and wishes her luck with classic VBH sass.

6. All Star Lanes, 95 Brick Lane - Sam invites Habbs on a bowling date. They reminisce over how nice it was to get to know one another on holiday, then Toff and James turn up. Toff would like the intermediary of a friend or two, but James is keen to keep her on her own.

7. The Imperial Arms, 577 King’s Road - Digby mopes over a gin and tonic until Harry and Melissa turn up for a classic Chelsea throwdown. Digby seems to need a refersher course on what dating actually is, as he stresses primarily, the amount of time he's spent with Liv as the reason why they should continue to be together.

8. Bush Hall, 310 Uxbridge Road - Francis does a dramatic recitation for the benefit of Louise before giving her some tips on public speaking.

9. Bayley & Sage, 34 New King’s Road - Digby's shopping for produce, and Miles walks in to the shop at the same time. It's quite strained, and Digby can't get his lines out very convincingly.

10. The Farmer’s Mistress, 300 Battersea Park Road - Miles meets Habbs and James for coffee. Habbs takes Miles advice and is going to continue playing hard to get. It's pretty unclear whether she even really wants to be with Sam at all, or whether she just likes the attention.

11. Raffles, 287 King’s Road - Sam and Mytton hit the club. We learn that Habbs has consented to be Sam's date to Louise's book preview party, and Mytton is missing Liv on nights out.

12. Beach Blanket Babylon, 45 Ledbury Road - Liv and Digby go on a dinner date. Liv has little enthusiasm, and her spark is completely dimmed in his presence. Mytton sends a voice note which she listens to at the table with Digby staring daggers at her. Mytton's comments about her doing what she needs to do. She admits that she's been strongly considering breaking up with him. Digby proposes a fresh start, whatever that means. It would seem that it's just going to be more of the same, and Liv can't be herself.

13. Unknown Venue - At Louise’s book preview party, Liv speaks to the boys about the “fresh start” she and Digby are attempting, and asks them to kindly not say anything more on the subject of their compatibility. Louise makes some brief remarks and only starts to cry a little. Sam’s mum meets Habbs and they have a great chat about the importance of SPF.

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Made in Chelsea - Series 15 Episode 8

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1. Kite Eyewear, 25 Redchurch Street - Sam, James, and Miles shop for sunnies ahead of the Sri Lanka trip. James is sticking 'round London as he's got uni. Sam registers his appreciation for Habbs' physique in a really cringe way.

2. The Thomas Cubitt, 44 Elizabeth Street - Toff introduces Ollie to Stanley. Ollie encourages Toff to rekindle things with James.

3. Broadway House, 474-476 Fulham Road - Louise and Ryan meet Digby to console him as he's all on his own for a few days. Digby's put out when he finds out Melissa's gone on the holiday as well.

4. The University Women’s Club, 2 Audley Square - Ollie and Toff crash James' study time. Ollie offers to arrange a date for James and Toff.

5. Box Galleries, 402 King’s Road - Proudlock gets a pal to let him temporarily display Alik's first completed painting. Jamie and Proudlock explain to Mark Francis that it's important for Alik to have some outside motivation, so Mark Francis buys the painting. One imagines he plans to regift it to a staff member he doesn't particularly like.

6. Kensington Place, 201-209 Kensington Church Road - Toff phones Ollie, who's apparently running late to their champagne lunch. James turns up in his place. Ollie buys them a trey of oysters. Turns out James is deathly allergic to shellfish.

7. Beaufort House, 354 King’s Road - Ryan meets an increasingly anxious Digby for a drink. Alik joins and shares Sam's holiday photos with the guys. Ryan casts quite a lot of judgement on Liv for having fun on holiday without her boyfriend.

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1.  Shangri-La’s Hambantota - Liv gets away from her unhappy relationship with Harry, Melissa, Sam, Habbs, and Miles. Liv tells Harry that she's breaking under the pressure of trying to be perfect in her relationship with Digby.

2. Beach - On the beach Sam and Miles hit a ball with a cricket bat. Habbs and Melissa compliment Sam's physique. Melissa is put off by the fact that Harry's prioritizing his friend while on this trip which he planned for the benefit of his friend. It’s not a good look.

3. Artisan Village - They take in some culture at an evening fire dance performance. Sam is in rare form as he comes on to Habbs. As Liv breaks down in tears, admitting  that she feels jealousy when seeing other happy couples, Melissa finally feels some empathy for her situation and stops dragging on the drama of Liv not wanting her to come on the trip.

4. Chi Ayurveda Spa - Miles and Sam enjoy a relaxing couples massage. Liv crashes and interrogates Sam about what's happening between him and Habbs. Liv shares that she cried with Melissa.

5. Walawe River Safari -  Harry takes Melissa on a river safari. Melissa mistakes a water buffalo for an albatross.

6. Pool - At the pool they all sit around taking shots. Sam takes a walk with Habbs and they share a little snog. Habbs is playing coy while Sam's rejoicing like a kid on Christmas morning. Harry sets Liv and Miles up to take a slightly risque picture in the pool that won't look good to those back home.

7. Terrace - On their last night, Liv makes a tearful resolution to break up with Digby. This trip has helped solidify in her mind the fact that she cannot be herself with him, so it's not a sustainable relationship.

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Made in Chelsea - Series 15 Episode 7

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1. Eel Brook Common - Alik has migrated with his chunky pooch, Buddy, so they jog to the park to meet Proudlock and Jamie, who are plotting on how to get Alik to produce more art? Have they become his patrons and they have a vested interest in his productivity? This seems a bit odd. Harry, Melissa, and Sam wander by.

2. Andaz London, 40 Liverpool Sreet - Francis and Fred fence and discuss aging and fitness.

3. Ben’s Canteen, 140 St John’s Hill - Louise is working on her book. Alik and Proudlock pop in to say hello.

4. Sohpie’s Steakhouse, 42-44 Great Windmill Street - Liv meets her mum for a deep chat about how serious things are getting with Digby, and her loss of identity. Mum gives good advice, and encourages Liv to take some time to herself.

5. Mahiki, 1 Dover Street - Jamie, Proudlock, Alik, Harry, Melissa, Clemmie, Habbs, Miles, and Jemima get out for drinks and debauchery. Harry encourages Melissa to take Jamie up on the offer for dinner to string him along. Diabolical. I approve.

6. Blok, 2 Hearn Street - Victoria and Sophie join Francis and Fred at the ballet studio.

7. Jack the Clipper, 47 Bow Lane - Alik and Buddy get groomed. Jamie and Proudlock attend in support. Jamie's grinning over Melissa taking him up on his offer for dinner.

8. The Gore Hotel, 190 Queen’s Gate - Fred spectates at Francis' ballet lesson.

9. Flora Indica, 242 Old Brompton Road - Melissa joins Jamie for dinner and leads him on with outrageous flirtation, and then flings it in his face that she's leading him on and she's got his number dialed in.

10. Searcy’s, 30 Pavilion Road - Everyone gets dressed up in their fancy duds for the ballet that Francis has told everyone he's making a cameo in. Harry plots a no-partners-allowed trip to Sri Lanka to help Liv get some space and perspective. Jamie and Harry agree to continue disliking one another from afar. Melissa doesn't take it well that Harry's not inviting her to Sri Lanka. Digby's at a loss at what to say, yet he keeps talking, rather than letting Liv finish a bloody thought.

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Made in Chelsea - Series 15 Episode 6

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1. The Regal Court, Beaufoy Walk - Francis, Jamie, Louise, and Alex shoot some hoops and the boys use it as an excuse to make a bet to get one of them run around in the buff. A plot is cooked to broker peace between Ryan and Alik.

2. The World’s End Market, 459 King’s Road - Harry and Olivia meet for coffee. Liv and Digby are planning to start an event planning business. Harry's grinning at the news that Sam Prince has already cheated on Jemima. Then at the Old Fashioned Bar in the Worlds End Distillery, Prince confirms to Mimi that he did cheat on Jemima. Miles turns up and shares that he's been happily used by Jemima to get back at Sam Prince for his betrayal.

3. The Belvedere, Holland Park - Jemima puts on a sunny smile to meet Melissa and Habbs to debrief following the news of Sam Prince's cheating on her. Jemima declares that he is dead to her. Let's hope that's the case.

4. Ethos, 48 Eastcastle Street - Sam and Ryan go for post-gym smoothies. Ryan moans about feeling excluded now that Alik is back.

5. Goat, 333 Fulham Road - Liv and Digby plan their first party with Alex Mytton looking on disapprovingly. Mark Francis arrives to learn some tips and tricks to musical curation.

6. Beach Blanket Babylon, 19-23 Bethnal Green Road - Jemima and Miles meet for coffee and a chat about what happened between them.

7. The Botanist, Broadgate Circle - Sam's borrowed the black turtle neck off one of the boys from last week's episode and sits waiting to meet Jemima for a post-break up chat. Jemima unceremoniously drops a bag with his things inside on the floor, reveals that she's hooked up with Miles, and then flings his own drink at him.

8. Theo Fennell, 169 Fulham Road - Mark Francis, Victoria, and Sophie try on gold and jewels and consider a nom de turntables for Mark Francis.

9. The Hollywood Arms, 45 Hollywood Road - Jamie and Francis discuss the merits of having Mark Francis DJ at Liv and Digby's debut event. Louise comes along looking for help with reincorporating Ryan into social events with Alik around.

10. Fifty9 Bar, 59 Berkeley Square - Liv gives Sam Prince the hairy eyeball over his recent behaviour. Prince moans about the fact that Jemima wouldn't accept his apology. Harry and Melissa turn up to grind the salt into Prince's wounds.

11. The Dog House, 62 Seymour Street - Ryan leaves the house to meet with Jamie, who is contrite that they haven't hung out since Alik came back to London. Jamie puts it out there that a peace talk needs to happen, and Ryan agrees.

12. Looking Glass Cocktail Club, 49 Hackney Road - Ryan meets with Alik to finally come to some peaceable understanding.

[whereinchelsea]

**Sorry for the delay on last week’s episode, I was on holiday. Normal service resumes tonight! Looks like a good one...

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1. Sunbeam Studios, 79 Barlby Road - Harry's girlfriend Melissa styles a bikini shoot, while Harry, Sam, and Digby look on. Sam is quite keen on Jemima, who it turns out is already dating Sam Prince. Digby's still banging on about Meddling Miles and Jemima arranges for a double date with Sam Prince, Harry, and Melissa.

2. Pomona’s, 47 Hereford Road - Francis, Jamie, and Alik go for breakfast. Jamie uncharacteristically brings up environmental issues, and Francis invites the city boys to countryside . Alik bangs on about how Ryan can't handle his presence in the same city, let alone the same restaurant.

3. Rectory Hill - Francis leads Jamie, Proudlock, Sam, and Alik on a ramble through the country side. After setting up their tents, they remember it's only early March, so really not the best time of year for camping, and the city boys abandon Francis for the pub.

4. Broadway House, 474-476 Fulham Road - Sam Prince and Miles join James in the pub to encourage him to set aside his studies in favour of going out in search of female company. Miles, who looks and acts like someone just out of school, has set his sights on Sophie Hermann.

5. Vaudeville Club, 1-3 Trebovir Road - Sam Prince, James, and Miles hit the clubs, and Sam Prince goes rogue and invites some girls on what the others thought was going to be a boys night. Jemima and Melissa join them. Sam and Jemima confirm they are in an exclusive relationship, and all past transgressions on Prince's part have been forgiven.

6. The Crown, 16 High Street - Jamie, Proudlock, Sam, and Alik settle in for a meal in the warmth of a hotel restaurant. Francis is not far behind, as it dawns on him that it's not the right month for camping after all. Jamie speaks some sense on behalf of Louise.

7. Waterside Fishery - Francis, Jamie, Proudlock, Sam, and Alik attempt to fish. Jamie's not the least bit interested.

8. Gina, 119 Mount Street - Melissa tries on very editorial footwear while Harry tries not to have a conniption over the prices.

9. Bishops Park - Mimi leads Sam Prince and Miles in some yoga poses. Prince insists that Mimi bring Ben along, expanding the double date to a triple date. Miles spots Sophie and interrupts her on a phone call.

10. Harbour Club, Point West, Cromwell Road - Ryan and Sam hit the gym and have a heart to heart about self tanner and the issues Ryan has with Louise.

11. Beach Blanket Babylon, 45 Ledbury Road - Mimi and Ben join Harry, Melissa, Sam Prince, and Jemima on a group date. Mimi and Harry bury the hatchet on their recent drama, while Harry and Sam can't help but spar over their past drama.

12. Boutique 1, 127-128 Sloan Street - Everyone turns up for the launch of a new fashion brand. Digby, Jamie, and Fred are all wearing black turtle necks to varying level of success. Sophie volunteers to be Miles' wingwoman. Habbs gives Sam a heads up that one of her friends has come forward with a story of a recent hookup. Ryan comes to Louise asking her to be there with him as a united front when it comes to being at the same event as Alik. One wants to point out that Louise has also dated Jamie and Francis, but of course, those were much less serious relationships.

[whereinchelsea]

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1.  Bōkan, 40 Marsh Wall - Toff and Mimi join James for wine on a height. James' "cool" pal Miles joins in as a set up for Mimi, who is newly loved up with Ben.

2. Aviary, 10 Montcalm Royal London House, 22-25 Finsbury Square - Mark Francis's fur-swathed rooftop repose is disrupted by that damn Yankee, Alik. Mark Francis graciously imparts words of wisdom on the wannabe artist who is anxious about an upcoming paternal visit. Mark Francis resists the urge to shove his guest off the roof as the Yankee emits epithets against his ex and her new  boyfriend on this, the anniversary of their breakup vacation.

3. Iberica, 5-6 Zig Zag, 68 Victoria Street - Mytton interrogates the loved up Liv and Digby who've barely left their bed. Melody and Habbs rock up to get dug in to some drama.

4. Ritorno, 442 King’s Road - Sam invites Emilia on a double date with Louise and Ryan. She's got tattoos and wears vampy makeup. Louise is thrilled to spill all the tea about her wee relation.

5. The Gable, 25 Moorgate - Mimi invites James, Miles, Alex, Liv, Digby, on a night out. For some reason Livby have no problem forgiving Mytton, despite the fact that he is the cause of all shit stirring in their relationship of late. Miles passes on some gossip that Digby's pursuing his ex-girlfriend.

6. Buddha Bar, 145 Kinghtsbridge - Toff meets Stanley for a sushi dinner. Stanley advises Toff to focus on her career rather than a potential romance.

7. The Jones Family Project, 78 Great Eastern Street - Louise, Sam, and Liv get the party started early. The girls take the piss out of Sam. Liv is gushing about how happy she is with Digby.

8. Megan’s, 571 King’s Road - James introduces Miles to Melody in a cafe packed with extras. Miles continues passing on the gossip about Digby. Melody's in favour of telling Liv first, so Digby won't have time to cover his tracks. Surely radio Mytton is already on the case.

9. Pure Evil Gallery, 108 Leonard Street - Victoria and Mark Francis tour a pop art gallery with that damn Yankee. Victoria does not pass up the chance to have dinner with the Alfus with the leather goods connection.

10. The Langham, 1C Regent Street - Ryan arranges a romantic tableau for the benefit of Louise on the occasion of their two-year anniversary. Proudlock rocks up to deliver theatre tickets to Ryan.

11. Raffles Chelsea, 287 King’s Road - Looks like the notorious members-only club may be suffering, as they've welcomed the Made in Chelsea cameras in for the first time since series one, seven years ago. Liv and Digby smooch in devoted, monogamous bliss, wearing matching black jackets. Mytton fiddles with some knobs (no, not those knobs) in the DJ booth. Sophie meets Miles, and Toff declares that she has no time for romance, despite James being her type. Melody approaches Liv to tell her about some DMs that she might want to know about. Alex attempts to give Digby a heads up about the rumours. Digby appears completely baffled (at Raffles) at the accusation, claiming pretty believably that he's never met the woman in question. Sam's grinning as Emilia approaches, and Harry's pleased to see his pal so jovial. Emilia brings a refreshing dash of open communication, and informs Sam that she is looking for a serious relationship. Despite his apparent whiplash, Sam takes it well and avoids running screaming from the club. Digby doesn't hesitate to show Liv the evidence that he's innocent in the DMing accusations. Digby confronts Miles for spreading rumours about what he is or is not doing on Instagram.

12. Aster, 150 Victoria Street - Ryan makes the mistake of booking their anniversary dinner 2 miles from the theatre district at the very same restaurant where Alik and his padre just happen to have booked in the dinner with Victoria. The Elder Alfus tells Alik to get over Louise already. Ryan leaves, as the scrutiny from across the room is too much to bare. Or maybe he's gone outside to get a better signal to order an Uber to the theatre, since they're very inconveniently situated.

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