doin' whumpy things

[redcarpetwhump]

Sports player Whumpee uses the hem of their shirt to wipe the sweat from their brow during a game, completely forgetting that their abdomen is absolutely littered with bruises. The cameras catch all the damage. The commentators aren't quite sure what to say. Whumpee drops their shirt and keeps playing.

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✮ ⋆ ꙳ ✧ ⊹ 。I'm your freaky Nikki 。⊹✧꙳ ⋆ ✮

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OBSESSION | easter eggs: B ↳ Bear: the nickname that carries a message ↳ Barker's Pub: Curry Barker ↳ Berenstain Bears:The Mandela Effect

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[brainrotlesbian]

Hey, don’t be sad

Whumpee bound and gagged and completely at the mercy of the sadistic fuck in front of them, ok?

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Febuwhump 2026

Day 1 - I like you better broken

Arms that used to reach out for the hug, stayed spreaded for the kick.

Imagine the chains are in tact all the time. The rubber bands didn't cooperate..

There was more frames that would make the punch and falling smoother. But well... limit for photos :(

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@febuwhump

Tags for plastic blorbo references:

@stars-hide-our-fires @linecrosser

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[elgrajaz]

surveillance camera

[ziptiesnfries]

i feel like an often overlooked downside to 10-episode seasons and the death of the "monster of the week" format is that we get way less whump variety nowadays. used to be that there'd be dozens of opportunities for your fave to get punched or kidnapped or hypnotized or what have you. these days if it doesn't fit into the main plot, it just doesn't happen. this is a tragedy. we should be protesting.

[elgrajaz]

Pov you found out the stray dog you've been feeding has an owner.

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