First World Healer Problems

Insufferable Dragon RPer & Raiding Enthusiast I usually get AOTC, I cannot be assed to keep updating this header nobody reads. Dying mad about Theramore since 2012. Icon shamelessly stolen from art by @BlinkAbraham (Twitter) Header shamelessly stole from 4chan in like 2014

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I do not care much for the Lura fight as a crystal bearer and a healer in a 10 man. In fact, I may go so far as to say it's total ass.

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"Oh I can go heals!"

No girl, you can go sky. If I have to flex, I get first dibs on going back to my job.

(Also it was not a healer problem anyway)

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My friends have been making me tank baby keys on my paladin and it's actually been very fun! I have gotten very close to overpulling and dying for my hubris, but not yet!

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I'm gonna take a vow of silence for Lura progression (very hard, I am a yapper) because the memory game is too hard for my little brain to keep straight.

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Praise be to Tremor Totem, savior of my sanity when the blissfully unaware guy drops the fear breath on the whole fucking raid again.

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I decided to hurt my own feelings by looking at how bad my dps parses were. :)) I want to go back to my real job.

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Me: God Thalyssra get over it, Legion was years ago, sorry Tyrande hurt your fee fees Also me: I am still mad about Theramore and if Blizzard let me flag and kick Aethas Sunreaver's ass I'd do it in a heartbeat

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Also, despite poaching 5/6th of the healers from my old guild, only 2 of us are playing healer, so this isn't a conundrum of my own doing.

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We have like six healer mains and I need some of them to crash out so I don't need to flex DPS, please and thanks.

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Fellas, is it cyberbullying to get mad at a tank in LFR who doesn't possess the knowledge of how to taunt the boss when told to?

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It's been three months, old guild isn't dead, but my new guild has 4 out of our 6 healer mains from the previous group raiding with us, so that's pretty funny.

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I already got a guild offer, so we'll see if we vibe I guess!

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It has come once more, my time to leave a guild. The reason this time? Raid leader has sex and is unapologetic about it. In the middle of our raid time.

Dude our Friday nights matter too, we aren't fucking NPCs.

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We're steadily progressing through the raid, and one of the healers has swapped to Beast Mastery hunter. Despite playing it as an alt last tier, they keeps acting like DPSing and hunter are some impenetrable, difficult task. Girl I am begging you to just hit the buttons that light up.

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We continue to have a glut of healers in my raid, but I may just delete my dps trinkets in front of god and everyone if asked to switch again. (This is a lie, I want to DPS keys cause I hate healing them)

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For the past few weeks, the talk of the raid has been how a guy took a full stack of the good feasts, then tried to say he didn't do it and it was an accident.

GIRL. We can see the logs, lmao.

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We finally finished AotC, which is good. I even got to heal for the first time on a progression kill this tier, which is both fun, and a bit of a bummer because someone was sat out because they couldn't survive the fight. I also might have threatened to key someone's car when they said they would swap to a healer.

We have like 7+ people for the 3-4 healing slots in our group, it's the wildest shit.