Ok, so this blog's main verse is of Absolem as a (largely) retired mobster, who operates as an information broker for the criminal underworld.

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Ok, so this blog's main verse is of Absolem as a (largely) retired mobster, who operates as an information broker for the criminal underworld.
“ Now , ” Absolem spoke , entering the room with a book in one hand and a pipe in the other ( not his preferred vice , but a hookah was not easily transported ) .
“ What seems to be troubling you hmm ? ”
WHAT COMBINATION OF SCENTS DO OTHERS ASSOCIATE WITH YOU ?
Rose petals, lilacs, jasmine, and botanical bliss. The sky turns into a shade of calm pinks and oranges as you make your way home. The late afternoon sun warms your skin still, feeling content just existing. A smile lingers on your lips from memories of the day, and looking forward for all the days ahead.
Okay, so I’ve got everything I owe in my drafts. Expect to see it all within this week and the next.
Sorry about the absence, will be on at some point today or later this week to get to stuff on absolem.
The answer to most odd things that Absolem does / says ; eg . changing poems to include crocodiles , is simply that he’s old and , in some cases , he simply finds the frustration / confusion that results to be amusing .
Okay, this is completely random- but I don’t understand why Molly Weasley didn’t get Ron his own wand. Yes they’re poor, but Fred and George went to school the same year, and she would’ve had to get them new wands at the same time- so she could clearly afford it for them when it counted. So why’s Ron get stuck with a hand me down wand, that she knows won’t work properly for him? She essentially crippled Ron for his first year of school.
Absolem has a vast collection of caterpillars. They largely are found to be in different shades of blue, and are mostly preserved; though he does have a few in his possession that are alive. They can be found scattered throughout both his home and office, proudly displayed and labelled.
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THOSE LUMINESCENT BLUE EYES LOOK DOWN TO HER , JUDGING IN THE WAY THAT ONLY AN OLD MAN WITH ALL TOO MUCH KNOWLEDGE COULD . he doesn’t say much , in fact , he doesn’t say anything at all ; no , the old man simply continues to watch . off on his own mushroom seat , he puffs away at his hookah ; this time , being at least polite enough to blow the smoke away from the general direction of the crowd , still judging silently , until he simply cannot stand to listen to her incoherent babbling .
then , ( and only then ) , does he choose to speak up ; to put her out of her misery , or so he would like to believe .
“ the second part is not said right , ” he offered at last ; leaving the second part out entirely , as was entirely normal ( and entirely unhelpful ) . NOT THAT HE’D EXPECT HER TO KNOW THAT .
Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.
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he gives them a rather unamused look , though stayed silent for some minutes; puffing away at the hookah .
it’s only after the room has sufficiently filled with smoke , and no ; he won’t open a window , stop asking , that he unfolded his arms and took the hookah out of his mouth , and said ; “ And what , ” there was extra emphasis on the ‘ wh ’ part of the what “ exaketededly is wrong with my height ? ”
‘ after all ’ , thought Absolem ‘ my height is a very good height indeed ’ .
Advice From a Caterpillar: ~ Who Are You ~
—— CHARACTER STUDY.
Tagged by: I was tagged, but on another blog. So, kinda thief? Tagging: anyone who wants to do it.
layer 001 : the outside.
NAME : Russell Conrad Beake. [he is most often known by ‘Absolem’ however].
EYE COLOUR : His eyes are a vivid shade of blue, ones that a person could look at and see the depths of knowledge that he has gained over his lifetime.
HAIR STYLE / COLOUR : Mid length, styled back neatly; white in colour. His beard is short, kept neat and well groomed [he has an entire grooming set dedicated exclusively to the upkeep of his beard]. It is also white in colour.
HEIGHT : 5,9″
CLOTHING STYLE : Formal, very well put together. Affording to his sense of pride, as well as being raised in the upper middle class; Absolem is exclusively seen in expensive, well put together suits [that are almost entirely different shades of blue]. He enjoys the distinguished look that a suit gives him.
BEST PHYSICAL FEATURE : His entire facial features are well constructed, nothing in particular stands out.
layer 002 : the inside.
FEARS : being ignored, dying alone.
GUILTY PLEASURE : dad jokes. he won’t admit it, but Absolem loves to hear a good dad joke. (it’s because he’s embarrassed by his snort laugh).
BIGGEST PET PEEVE : People who ask too many questions, people who insult his height.
AMBITIONS FOR THE FUTURE : to provide information, and to be left alone.
layer 003 : thoughts.
FIRST THOUGHTS WAKING UP : 'What will people bother me with today?’
WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT MOST : The time of day where he’ll be left alone to read.
WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT BEFORE BED : how much he enjoys peace and quiet.
WHAT THEY THINK THEIR BEST QUALITY IS : his great memory.
layer 004 : what’s better ?
SINGLE OR GROUP DATES : single.
TO BE LOVED OR RESPECTED : he’ll say respected, but he means loved.
BEAUTY OR BRAINS : brains.
DOGS OR CATS : He’s not very fond of either, if he’s quite honest.
layer 005 : do they…
LIE : somewhat regularly, yes; though nothing egregious.
BELIEVE IN THEMSELVES : He does, where matters of intelligence and knowledge are concerned; personally however, he doesn’t much believe in his ability to have a lasting friendship or relationship.
BELIEVE IN LOVE : he’s become somewhat jaded by his failure in romantic endeavours, so he’s almost entirely given up on love.
WANT SOMEONE : He does, even if he won’t admit it.
layer 006 : have they ever…
BEEN ON STAGE : When younger, yes. He participated in a stage play of which he refuses to name (out of embarrassment).
DONE DRUGS : He smokes his hookah, and that’s about it.
CHANGED WHO THEY WERE TO FIT IN : He has never done so, and he’s quite proud of that fact.
layer 007 : favourites.
FAVOURITE COLOUR : Blue.
FAVOURITE ANIMAL : Caterpillars, particularly blue ones.
FAVOURITE BOOK : He doesn’t have a favourite book, though he is quite fond of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.
FAVOURITE GAME : A good game of chess.
layer 008 : age.
DAY THEIR NEXT BIRTHDAY WILL BE : Saturday, 17th April.
HOW OLD WILL THEY BE : 69.
layer 010 : finish the sentence.
I LOVE : peace and quiet.
I FEEL : slightly annoyed.
I HIDE : My emotions.
I MISS : My family.
I WISH : I wasn’t as closed off.