THE CATERPILLAR.

‘ RECITE ’

[wiisectrpillar]

Ok, so this blog's main verse is of Absolem as a (largely) retired mobster, who operates as an information broker for the criminal underworld.

[wiisectrpillar]

“  Now  ,  ”  Absolem  spoke  ,  entering  the  room  with  a  book  in  one  hand  and  a  pipe  in  the  other  (  not  his  preferred  vice  ,  but  a  hookah  was  not  easily  transported  )  .

“  What  seems  to  be  troubling  you  hmm  ?  ”

[wiisectrpillar]

WHAT  COMBINATION  OF  SCENTS  DO  OTHERS  ASSOCIATE  WITH  YOU  ?

Rose petals, lilacs, jasmine, and botanical bliss. The sky turns into a shade of calm pinks and oranges as you make your way home. The late afternoon sun warms your skin still, feeling content just existing. A smile lingers on your lips from memories of the day, and looking forward for all the days ahead.

[wiisectrpillar]

Okay, so I’ve got everything I owe in my drafts. Expect to see it all within this week and the next.

[wiisectrpillar]

Sorry about the absence, will be on at some point today or later this week to get to stuff on absolem.

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The  answer  to  most  odd  things  that  Absolem  does  /  says  ;  eg  .  changing  poems  to  include  crocodiles  ,  is  simply  that  he’s  old  and  ,  in  some  cases  ,  he  simply  finds  the  frustration  /  confusion  that  results  to  be  amusing  .

[wiisectrpillar]

Okay, this is completely random- but I don’t understand why Molly Weasley didn’t get Ron his own wand. Yes they’re poor, but Fred and George went to school the same year, and she would’ve had to get them new wands at the same time- so she could clearly afford it for them when it counted. So why’s Ron get stuck with a hand me down wand, that she knows won’t work properly for him? She essentially crippled Ron for his first year of school.

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Absolem has a vast collection of caterpillars. They largely are found to be in different shades of blue, and are mostly preserved; though he does have a few in his possession that are alive. They can be found scattered throughout both his home and office, proudly displayed and labelled.

[wiisectrpillar]

@lil-miss-romano​

THOSE  LUMINESCENT  BLUE  EYES  LOOK  DOWN  TO  HER  ,  JUDGING  IN  THE  WAY  THAT  ONLY  AN  OLD  MAN  WITH  ALL  TOO  MUCH  KNOWLEDGE  COULD  .  he  doesn’t  say  much  ,  in  fact  ,  he  doesn’t  say  anything  at  all  ;  no  ,  the  old  man  simply  continues  to  watch  .  off  on  his  own  mushroom  seat  ,  he  puffs  away  at  his  hookah  ;  this  time  ,  being  at  least  polite  enough  to  blow  the  smoke  away  from  the  general  direction  of  the  crowd  ,            still  judging  silently  ,  until  he  simply  cannot  stand  to  listen  to  her  incoherent  babbling  .

then  ,  (  and  only  then  )  ,  does  he  choose  to  speak  up  ;  to  put  her  out  of  her  misery  ,            or  so  he  would  like  to  believe  .  

“  the  second  part  is  not  said  right  ,  ”  he  offered  at  last  ;  leaving  the  second  part  out  entirely  ,  as  was  entirely  normal  (  and  entirely  unhelpful  )  .  NOT  THAT  HE’D  EXPECT  HER  TO  KNOW  THAT  .

[cocoscabin]

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

[due-fantasmi]

BRING IT ON

challenge accepted 

[askkozumekenmasetter]

WELL

[tobeflyhaikyuu]

WELL

[wiisectrpillar]

Like for a starter.

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Like for a starter.

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he  gives  them  a  rather  unamused  look  ,  though stayed silent for some minutes; puffing away at the hookah  .

it’s  only  after  the  room  has  sufficiently  filled  with  smoke  ,            and  no  ;  he  won’t  open  a  window  ,  stop  asking  ,  that  he  unfolded  his  arms  and  took  the  hookah  out  of  his  mouth  ,        and  said  ;  “  And  what  ,  ”  there  was  extra  emphasis  on  the  ‘  wh  ’  part  of  the  what  “  exaketededly  is  wrong  with  my  height  ?  ”

‘  after  all  ’  ,  thought  Absolem  ‘  my  height  is  a  very  good  height  indeed  ’  .

[tommynook]

[alter-ego-k]

[eversoslightlycrazyartist]

Advice From a Caterpillar: ~ Who Are You ~

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——    CHARACTER  STUDY.

Tagged by: I was tagged, but on another blog. So, kinda thief? Tagging: anyone who wants to do it.

layer 001 :    the outside.

NAME  : Russell Conrad Beake. [he is most often known by ‘Absolem’ however].

EYE   COLOUR : His eyes are a vivid shade of blue, ones that a person could look at and see the depths of knowledge that he has gained over his lifetime.

HAIR   STYLE   /   COLOUR : Mid length, styled back neatly; white in colour. His beard is short, kept neat and well groomed [he has an entire grooming set dedicated exclusively to the upkeep of his beard]. It is also white in colour.

HEIGHT  : 5,9″

CLOTHING   STYLE : Formal, very well put together. Affording to his sense of pride, as well as being raised in the upper middle class; Absolem is exclusively seen in expensive, well put together suits [that are almost entirely different shades of blue]. He enjoys the distinguished look that a suit gives him.

BEST   PHYSICAL   FEATURE : His entire facial features are well constructed, nothing in particular stands out.

layer 002 :    the  inside.

FEARS  : being ignored, dying alone.

GUILTY   PLEASURE  : dad jokes. he won’t admit it, but Absolem loves to hear a good dad joke. (it’s because he’s embarrassed by his snort laugh).

BIGGEST   PET   PEEVE  : People who ask too many questions, people who insult his height.

AMBITIONS   FOR   THE   FUTURE  : to provide information, and to be left alone.

layer 003 :   thoughts.

FIRST   THOUGHTS   WAKING   UP : 'What will people bother me with today?’

WHAT   THEY   THINK   ABOUT   MOST : The time of day where he’ll be left alone to read.

WHAT   THEY   THINK   ABOUT   BEFORE   BED  : how much he enjoys peace and quiet.

WHAT   THEY   THINK   THEIR   BEST   QUALITY   IS  : his great memory.

layer 004 :    what’s better ?

SINGLE   OR   GROUP   DATES  : single.

TO   BE   LOVED   OR   RESPECTED  : he’ll say respected, but he means loved.  

BEAUTY   OR   BRAINS  : brains.

DOGS   OR   CATS  : He’s not very fond of either, if he’s quite honest.

layer 005 :    do they…

LIE  : somewhat regularly, yes; though nothing egregious.

BELIEVE   IN   THEMSELVES : He does, where matters of intelligence and knowledge are concerned; personally however, he doesn’t much believe in his ability to have a lasting friendship or relationship.

BELIEVE   IN   LOVE  : he’s become somewhat jaded by his failure in romantic endeavours, so he’s almost entirely given up on love.    

WANT   SOMEONE  : He does, even if he won’t admit it.

layer 006 :    have they ever…

BEEN   ON   STAGE  : When younger, yes. He participated in a stage play of which he refuses to name (out of embarrassment).

DONE   DRUGS  : He smokes his hookah, and that’s about it.

CHANGED   WHO   THEY   WERE   TO   FIT   IN  : He has never done so, and he’s quite proud of that fact.

layer 007 :    favourites.

FAVOURITE   COLOUR  : Blue.

FAVOURITE   ANIMAL  : Caterpillars, particularly blue ones.

FAVOURITE   BOOK : He doesn’t have a favourite book, though he is quite fond of Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland.

FAVOURITE   GAME  : A good game of chess.

layer 008 :    age.

DAY   THEIR   NEXT   BIRTHDAY   WILL   BE  : Saturday, 17th April.

HOW   OLD   WILL   THEY   BE  : 69.

layer 010 :    finish the sentence.

I   LOVE  : peace and quiet.

I   FEEL  : slightly annoyed.

I   HIDE : My emotions.

I   MISS : My family.

I   WISH  : I wasn’t as closed off.