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a writing competition i was going to participate in again this year has announced that they now allow AI generated content to be submitted
their reasoning being that "we couldn't ban it even if we wanted to, every writer already uses it anyway"
"Every writer"?
come on
Reblog if you're a writer who doesn't use AI.
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Georgie Barker & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood, Georgie Barker Additional Tags: Hurt/Comfort, Humor, au where georgie calls on martin to patch jon up after jude perry, can i get a hell yeah for wound tending, high as a kite jon, high as a kite internal jonologue, small man vs painkillers, Mild Angst, georgie is Done, Georgie Barker & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Friendship, reused a bit from my weird ass fourteen different aus fic if any returning readers recognise it lol Summary:
Georgie calls in reinforcements to help with Jon's rather impressive burn.
Jon on painkillers is... something.
***
“…oh no, wait, we might be alright. Jon, you with me?”
Jon doesn’t come to, exactly. He didn’t really go anywhere in the first place, except a wonderful, chalky, throat-scratching sea. He had been bobbing contentedly on a splintering piece of driftwood, as the gentle breeze carried a siren song of 'shit, should have adjusted the dosage, jesus you look insane -'
*appears in your ask box*
I was thinking too hard about your alt. Fear's Avatar Jon fic, and came to the realisation that if you wiggle timelines around just enough - and make a few canon-adjacent assumptions - Jon could've been in Lukas' super isolation apartment complex well in University.
I now have many ideas, including more alternates, and I may end up writing a fic about it - So, thank you for the insperation, have a lovely day. :]
*vanishes*
Oh damn, you’re so right! Get writing, get writing!!!!
Thank you so much for letting me know that my silly little writings sparked something :)
I finished it!
Thought you would like to know, it's Obscurant (Cover comfort) by Mapleine_Mint_Extract on Ao3.
OHHHHHH MY GOD OH GOD!!!!!! HOW UTTERLY WONDERFUL AND EXCELLENT!!!! EVERYONE GO READ RIGHT NOW 🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️🏃♀️
I will be doing so as a bedtime story in a few short hours, until then I will be vibrating with excitement!!!
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Alice "Daisy" Tonner, Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Alice "Daisy" Tonner, Martin Blackwood Additional Tags: Friendship, Bonding, The Magnus Archives Season 4, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Alice "Daisy" Tonner Friendship, it makes me bite things, Banter, Humor, Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, but also a lot of piss taking, Pining, moping, this is mostly jondaisy friendship but there is jmart also, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Gets Emotional Catharsis, author is forced to use the word 'finger' more than she'd like due to her own horrible choices, discussion of jon's finger choppin' attempts but no graphic description youre good Summary:
Jon and Daisy discuss one of his questionable choices.
***
“Anyway, I meant more – why that finger for the one to chop off? Pinkie’s way easier access, and easier to get through. Wouldn’t even need the knife. Could probably twist it off to show you now if you’re not convinced; assume you’re a visual learner, after all.”
Jon winces.
“No no, that’s quite alright, thank you. Surely that’d be kinaesthetic anyway, if you were giving a hands-on demonstration. No, I just figured…” he picks at a hangnail and shrugs again, sheepish this time. “I don’t know. Not especially likely to be using the ring finger for its intended purpose, am I?”
She frowns, and returns her gaze to his –
Left hand, ring finger.
And fucking hell, that’s -
“Ohhhh, that’s the mopiest thing you’ve ever said…”
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives) Additional Tags: First Meetings, Humor, Friendship, lads i dont even think this is sad, like barely at all - Freeform, maybe like a few lines of aw bless him that could tip over into sad, internal jonologue, Pre-Canon The Magnus Archives (Podcast) | Research Era, jon accidentally being a wingman, IT issues, Autistic Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Banter, i want them to be nice friends your honour, Canon Compliant, if an optimistic reading, Fluff, The Magnus Archives (Podcast) as a Workplace Comedy, Kinda, sasha is in the background as in literally in the distance looking hot, and tim does cartoon awooga eyes Summary:
Jon and the new hire in Research bond over IT frustrations, much to his surprise.
***
“Well, frankly your professionalism is none of my business. It’s not my problem how your probation goes.”
Jon winces to himself the second the words are out of his mouth, closing his eyes like doing so might suck them back in. 'Well, there that goes', his internal monologue sighs in its bleakly familiar defeatedness. Miraculously though, that warm cackle rings out again through his self-imposed darkness.
“Ouch. Come on, have we not bonded over cursing Microsoft to hell? I was really starting to feel a connection there. Or was that just the Wi-Fi signal fighting for its life?”
Jon dares to open his eyes. Tim is grinning at him. Like maybe, just maybe he hasn’t ruined -
“Perhaps a bit of both,” he attempts tentatively, and receives for his effort a laugh best perhaps described as 'generous.'
Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist Characters: Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood, Basira Hussain, Melanie King, Alice “Daisy” Tonner Additional Tags: Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Self-Sacrifice, a lot of talk about death, jon rationalising his death being a good thing and other people kinda doing that as well, Fluffy Ending, Martin saves the day, parts of this are dark fellas, basira’s hypocrisy, crikey she’s hard to write what the hell is girly thinking one minute to the next, fun tho, Suicide Ideation, Canon-Typical, as in of the one more monster gone jon flavour, au where fiona law made a statement that reveals that if the archivist dies they’re free and the s4 girls find it before jon, and decisions need to be made, clock that happy ending tag, Happy Ending, jon kinda gives his own eulogy if you’re into that, Grief/Mourning, Autistic Jonathan “Jon” Sims | The Archivist Summary:
It’s Melanie who finds the tape.
“Statement of Fiona Law, regarding the death of Angus Stacey, her subsequent release from the role of Archival Assistant, and her decision to continue regardless.”
It is wedged between a fissure in a groaning filing cabinet and the tiled edge of an ancient fireplace. To access it, she has to peel back a bit of woodworm-ridden panelling and flick it out with a pen. It clatters to her feet and she almost crushes it underfoot because even though she no longer has the phantom resonance of a gunshot in her veins, it sings to her a song of slaughter.
She laughs, humourlessly, just once, and the gleeful roar of a gallows crowd echoes.
***
AU in which everyone finds out early that the death of the Archivist would lead to freedom. The decisions that are made in the aftermath.
Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood, Basira Hussain, Melanie King, Alice "Daisy" Tonner Additional Tags: Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Self-Sacrifice, a lot of talk about death, jon rationalising his death being a good thing and other people kinda doing that as well, Fluffy Ending, Martin saves the day, parts of this are dark fellas, basira's hypocrisy, crikey she's hard to write what the hell is girly thinking one minute to the next, fun tho, Suicide Ideation, Canon-Typical, as in of the one more monster gone jon flavour, au where fiona law made a statement that reveals that if the archivist dies they're free and the s4 girls find it before jon, and decisions need to be made, clock that happy ending tag, Happy Ending, jon kinda gives his own eulogy if you're into that, Grief/Mourning, Autistic Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Summary:
It’s Melanie who finds the tape.
"Statement of Fiona Law, regarding the death of Angus Stacey, her subsequent release from the role of Archival Assistant, and her decision to continue regardless."
It is wedged between a fissure in a groaning filing cabinet and the tiled edge of an ancient fireplace. To access it, she has to peel back a bit of woodworm-ridden panelling and flick it out with a pen. It clatters to her feet and she almost crushes it underfoot because even though she no longer has the phantom resonance of a gunshot in her veins, it sings to her a song of slaughter.
She laughs, humourlessly, just once, and the gleeful roar of a gallows crowd echoes.
***
AU in which everyone finds out early that the death of the Archivist would lead to freedom. The decisions that are made in the aftermath.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood Additional Tags: Asexual Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Asexual Character, Set in Episodes 159-160 | Scottish Safehouse Period (The Magnus Archives), Location: Alice "Daisy" Tonner's Scottish Safehouse, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, the asexuality discussion tee em, Author is Asexual, implied past acephobia, discussion of the whole workplace gossip thing, author is SO MAD at georgie and melanie for that and martin is too, no acephobia whatsoever from martin or jon but some fear that there might be, jon being in his head, jon having self esteem issues but NOT about being ace, Lil bit of humor, Happy Ending, Communication, Autistic Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Summary:
Martin is going to wake up soon.
Any moment now, he will open his eyes and be greeted by the hazy low-light outline of the stained navy-and-star lampshade that has migrated from his childhood bedroom to his Stockwell flat. There will be a patch of damp beside it, and Jane Prentiss will be knocking on the door, and the sleep deprivation and hysteria caused by that recurrent fact will be the reason for the strange and vivid dreams he will be waking from.
Martin is going to wake up soon, because there is absolutely no way that he is sharing a sofa, and sharing a blanket, and sharing the last of a family bag of Magic Stars from the service station, in rural Scotland, with a sock-footed Jonathan Sims, who looks so soft, and so nervous, and there is absolutely no way, no possible way in the whole world, that he, and sock-footed Jonathan Sims, are preparing to have a conversation about relationship boundaries.
***
At the safehouse, an important discussion takes place about what "doesn't" means.
https://archiveofourown.org/series/5939916
Just a little linky to everything I managed to chuck out for Jonmartin Week 2026!
Prompts filled: Gender Diversity, Bands/The Mechanisms, Somewhere Else, I really loved you, you know, I will fall in love with you over and over again
Thank you again @jonmartinweek for the immense fun :)
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Additional Tags: Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Angst with a Hopeful Ending, Hopeful Ending, Happy Ending, 5 Times, Autistic Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, and its a PLOT POINT this time a bit not just a fact, talk about martin's stalked by worms era, a self indulgent scene in a maccies car park, spot the autobiographical bit in there, chats about both of their sucky childhoods, Banter, Humor, Kindness, full spectrum of human emotion is what im going for lmao, and jokes, silly silly jokes, Grief/Mourning Series: Part 5 of Wildenessat221b's JonMartin Week 2026
@jonmartinweek Summary:
Five times Martin falls in love with Jon, and one time that he doesn't.
***
Something rises in his chest.
And then abruptly, it changes direction –
And falls.
Oh no.
No, not that.
Anything but that.
He doesn’t have time for –
No no no…
He can't afford a new bloody poetry notebook.
***
JonMartin Week 2026 Day 5: I will fall in love with you over and over again.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Additional Tags: Love Confessions, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, sorting out that whole i loved you past tense thing, Location: Alice "Daisy" Tonner's Scottish Safehouse, there was only one beeeed but are they going to share it not without some nonsense first, Canon-Typical The Lonely Content (The Magnus Archives), the eye being an asshole, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Has Chronic Pain, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist With a Cane, Autistic Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, i think i might serve emotional damage with this one but clock the happy ending tag, Happy Ending, jon gets cold and isn't brave about it (author and her bad circulation are projecting Series: Part 4 of JonMartin Week 2026
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Summary:
At the safehouse, there is only one bed.
There is also a sofa.
***
Ruminations on verb tenses, the colour brown, and electric blankets, on the first night at the safehouse.
JonMartin Week 2026 Day 4: I really loved you, you know.
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Additional Tags: Location: Somewhere Else (The Magnus Archives), Humor, Light Angst, allusions to ep 200, Recovery, Healing, weird format we are bearing witness to martin's dear diary moment, allusions to relationship difficulties but my GOD are they going to work through that shit Series: Part 3 of JonMartin Week 2026
@jonmartinweek Summary:
Somewhere Else, Martin and his little floppy notebook take stock of some differences.
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker, Sasha James & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Martin Blackwood, Sasha James Additional Tags: Humor, The Mechanisms Were Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist's College | University Band, the finding out of this, this is the most self indulgent thing ive ever written, Banter, some very very very mild angst, a very brief mr spider mention, sasha james is the bestest friend, Autistic Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Autistic Sasha James, martin pining harder than anyone has ever pined, some kinda sad stuff about martin's upbringing, martin trying to have rizz by looking competent Series: Part 2 of JonMartin Week 2026
@jonmartinweek Summary:
“I should have put in a good word with that theatre lot. Actually no, there will be more appropriate cults for you. The stage makeup would bring you out in a rash.”
“It doesn’t, actually,” Jon mutters distractedly, eyes still trained on the file.
Tim blinks. “I’m sorry Jon, what doesn’t what?”
“Stage makeup. It doesn’t bring me out in a rash,” he replies, flat as a pancake. Then, he flushes and jolts out of his focus on the statement. “I mean, uh –”
ABORT SHIP.
***
Jon makes a slip of the tongue in front of Tim.
@jonmartinweek
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Characters: Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist Additional Tags: Fluff, Hurt/Comfort, Gender Issues, Nonbinary Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, gender crisis because you have a minute to take a goddamn breath, author was once described as girl but in a highly dubious way and enjoyed that far too much, canon typical jon rumination, canon typical jon self flagellation, scar mention, the horrors mention, Soft, Location: Alice "Daisy" Tonner's Scottish Safehouse, Jonmartin Week 2026 (The Magnus Archives), jonbinary sims... Series: Part 1 of JonMartin Week 2026 Summary:
“Okay,” he nods carefully. “I’m going to play… not quite devil’s advocate, but maybe like… mildly argumentative trickster elf’s advocate here for a minute, and I don’t want you to hear it as invalidating your conclusion or anything, I’m not, I’m just raising, in the service of understanding, that… clothes and hair and presentation and stuff… and gender… they aren’t the same thing -”
Jon snorts.
“Paging Dr Johnson,” he mumbles, “With important insights for his dictionary project.”
Martin flicks his ear.
“Yes, alright, prick, but you know it’s true. There’s a difference between liking wearing roomier clothes and you know… gender stuff.”
Jon nods slowly.
Then he drags his top teeth across the curve of his bottom lip, and winces cautiously. The nodding becomes a shake of the head, as Martin had predicted it might.
“No, I… I’m pretty sure it is… gender stuff. Actually.”
He removes his hand from Martin’s and buries his face in his hands to groan.
***
At the safehouse, Jon has a Big Think.
*** JonMartin Week Day 1: Gender Diversity
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Magnus Archives (Podcast) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Alice "Daisy" Tonner, Sasha James & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Martin Blackwood & Sasha James & Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist & Tim Stoker Characters: Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Alice "Daisy" Tonner, Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Martin Blackwood, Sasha James Additional Tags: Mentioned Basira Hussain, or i guess she sort of speaks... in an... implied memory?, implied daisira, Angst, Humor, Implied Police Brutality, implied a lot of shit that daisy gets up to, Protective Tim Stoker (The Magnus Archives), Protective Martin Blackwood, jon being a little shit, daisy's internal monologue being a bit savage, references to the buried, britishisms, Time Travel, Time Travel Fix-It, ish, Bittersweet, Sasha has the brain cell Summary:
“You’ve… had dealings with the Magnus Institute, yes?”
Detective Tonner narrows her eyes.
“It’s me doing the questions.”
Sims narrows his eyes back.
“I need to know how much context to give. If you’d like me to begin with 'the year is 1818' I most certainly can, but I get the impression that might not end terribly well.”
'Kill kill kill', her mind snarls excitedly, drooling.
She sighs and pinches the bridge of her nose.
***
Detective Tonner gets some answers from the creep who knew her name. She isn't best pleased with what they are.
*appears in your ask box*
I was thinking too hard about your alt. Fear's Avatar Jon fic, and came to the realisation that if you wiggle timelines around just enough - and make a few canon-adjacent assumptions - Jon could've been in Lukas' super isolation apartment complex well in University.
I now have many ideas, including more alternates, and I may end up writing a fic about it - So, thank you for the insperation, have a lovely day. :]
*vanishes*
Oh damn, you’re so right! Get writing, get writing!!!!
Thank you so much for letting me know that my silly little writings sparked something :)
I know some artists are uncomfortable making fanart from fics if they haven't asked first, so I'm just gonna throw it out as a reminder that if you feel inspired to draw anything from any of my writing--that's fics or little shorties or any of my posts--you are absolutely more than welcome to.
The only thing I ask is to @ me so I can fangirl over it properly and spread it around so others may see it too.
