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showed up for dinner with my parents. they sent me home with leftovers.

#❝ 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 ─ ⟨ ic . / desch ⟩#matteo voice in the far distance: desch please i overcooked again the house is empty are your friends hungry please give this to them

ghostlyanon replied to your post:

NOOOOO... Annie will pet his head to comfort him... Surely the effect will pass soon

head pets are accepted, naturally. this does nothing to work away the sensation, but frei is... content enough. will he learn his lesson? no. will he stop eating things he shouldn’t? also no. he’ll be fine.

#❝ 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 ─ ⟨ ic . / frei ⟩#ghostlyanon #he's a walking garbage disposal he'll live

cosmosfated replied to your post:

"you... haven't figured out how to put magic in something yet...?" As someone who eats it in everything daily, he seems a bit confused.

❝ i─well, anyone can put magic into something. that’s easy. “

he’s quite handy with enchantments; his home is proof of that. he does have one door for three rooms, after all. but...

❝ i was going for a little fun ‘ temporarily breathe fire ‘ kind of trick with this batch, and kind of ended up melting both my counter and the cupcakes. i think that comes down more to it being the gods telling me that’s a terrible idea with pastries and maybe try a different food. “

#❝ 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 ─ ⟨ ic . / desch ⟩#cosmosfated #desch vc: listen i'm homegrown and self taught in like 95% of what i do

his face is numb now. oh no. the kitchen is clean but at what cost. yes, he licked the counter clean of the weird batter, but now he can’t feel his face. he can’t even talk right─not that he could at all to begin with, but you know.

#❝ 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 ─ ⟨ ic . / frei ⟩

Reaches out to take a tiny taste of the bizarre glowing batter... Surely if he had eaten some, it wouldn't be dangerous to try it herself, right?

he had, in fact, not had a proper taste of his weird... magicks and baking gone awry. rather, that desch had simply witnessed and watched with mild horror as his latest batch of cupcakes had melted into their unbaked form─batter. ( ‘ this is fine ’, he’s said to himself as it happened ) slightly glowing, clearly wrought with magic, batter. slender fingers massage circles into the bridge of his nose, and he lets out a sigh. another failure, another attempt. how many batches was this? he’s lost count.

annie has come over again, much to his pleasure. he adores having her around, and likewise was eager to announce what hell he’s been up to with his baking. unfortunately, she’s lain witness to his less than fantastic displays of magic in the kitchen, and thought it a fine idea to reach in for a taste. desch on the other hand, reaches for her hand to keep her from getting too close. for his sake, and hers as well.

❝ uhh, don’t. it’s eating away at the tile... i don’t think it’s safe to eat. hey, frei? “

he’ll instead turn his head to call out to the rest of the home for that lovely and darling familiar of his. frei, on the other hand and unlike the two of them, could likely clean up the mess. right?

❝ frei? do you want this? “

#❝ 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 ─ ⟨ ic . / desch ⟩#❝ 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚍 ─ ⟨ inbox . ⟩#frei is a roomba its fine he'll get it #ghostlyanon

i really cannot explain how this batch of cupcakes not only reversed itself to become it’s batter base, but it... ate a hole through my counter. huh. that spell is out.

#❝ 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 ─ ⟨ ic . / desch ⟩#it's been nearly a year and he's still trying to make stupid magic sweets. desch stop. get help.

ghostlyanon:

animal crossing new horizons: s.s / accepting

@windsilenced said: ❝ I wish I had some treats to offer you. i probably should have made spice cake in advance… ❞

“I-it’s a little odd of you not to have any treats at hand.” But then again, it wasn’t the promise of sweets and free desserts that led her to this place. She cared more about seeing her friends again than mere sweet-tooth satisfaction. Besides, she had come prepared: A basket hung from her forearm with a gift as content– Cheesepie! A token of friendship for them upon their reunion.

“… If you want to, I-I can help you bake something, too. I’m not as good as you, but I can help you as a taste tester…”

alright, yeah. he’s caught there. so often is desch prepared for annie to come over. he always has something on hand for her─to think that he doesn’t at all is blasphemy in & of itself. an absolute travesty! he ought to be ashamed of himself. ( and he is, if that stupid grin says anything ) still does his face light up when annie presents her gift to him.

❝ oh, come on, annie. you didn’t have to bring anything over. it’s my house, i could just whip something up. “

probably. he’s sure he could. but he’ll not turn down a whole cheesecake that his dearest friend brought─oh, heavens no. not in a million years.

❝ maybe next time i’ll invite you over properly and we can go wild in the kitchen, yeah? there’s a few new recipes i’ve been dying to try. “

#❝ 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 ─ ⟨ ic . / desch ⟩#ghostlyanon #he misses his friend!! he misses annie!! his bff!! ( his only friend besides frei and asmo )

i will continue to break the physics engine. i fear no man nor god. i cannot be stopped.

#❝ 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 ─ ⟨ ic . / desch ⟩#❝ 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚖 ─ ⟨ crack . ⟩

ghostlyanon replied to your post:

"Mister Matteo said it's my turn on the nap couch."

❝ please stop talking to my dad, he’s a menace to society and needs to be stopped at all costs. “

#❝ 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 ─ ⟨ ic . / desch ⟩#ghostlyanon #( matteo voice in the deep distance ) tell annie i said hello and thank you for being my son's friend

❝ i feel like i’ve done nothing but sleep for a year. “

you did, desch.

#❝ 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 ─ ⟨ ic . / desch ⟩#my life is a disaster and ffxiv really do be keeping me more than busy

sits up suddenly.

❝ it’s upon us. it’s that time of year. “

#❝ 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 ─ ⟨ ic . / desch ⟩#HALLOWEEN IS COMIN BABEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Desch. Brownie cupcakes or cheesecake cupcakes?"

❝ you can’t put me on the spot like that, miseki. what is with this backwater hellish torture you’re putting me through? you can’t make me decide that easily. “

#dominatie #❝ 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚕𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐 ─ ⟨ ic . / desch ⟩#❝ 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚍 ─ ⟨ inbox . ⟩

no more tiny birds. in this house we try to eat the harpy mailman.

#❝ 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚊 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚙𝚎𝚍𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒 𝚌𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚝 𝚊 𝚝𝚊𝚙𝚎𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚖 ─ ⟨ crack . ⟩#❝ 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚒𝚝𝚎 & 𝚏𝚎𝚎𝚍 ( 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚏𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚐𝚞𝚊𝚛𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚍 ) ─ ⟨ ic . / ai’kriir ⟩#big birds or bust

“so what’s ai’kriir’s origin story”

ai’kriir:

#❝ 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎; 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 ─ ⟨ images . ⟩#❝ & 𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 ─ ⟨ outofcharacter . ⟩#hes a bastard bug monster

boys

#❝ & 𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 ─ ⟨ outofcharacter . ⟩#❝ 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎; 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 ─ ⟨ images . ⟩

love u feral bug man

#❝ & 𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 ─ ⟨ outofcharacter . ⟩#❝ 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚎; 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚗 ─ ⟨ images . ⟩

brain: hey you’ve been drawing ai’kriir a lot you should put them on this blog too since, y’know, frei n asmo are them me: please, no, i’m not strong enough for this

#❝ & 𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚘𝚠𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚒𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚖 ─ ⟨ outofcharacter . ⟩#every day the temptation to do it gets worse but aikriir is big nasty feral dumbass

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