Winston and Lex Go West

Winston is my car. Winston didn't make it.

[winstonandlexgowest]

Gonna miss this sky

[winstonandlexgowest]

🗻 (at Yosemite)

[winstonandlexgowest]

Not as good as Fishbar #fishbar #midwestrepresent @dmkrestaurants

[winstonandlexgowest]

Greg 'how's my hair' Jumes in the Bay Area!

[winstonandlexgowest]

Posted up at the Tanner's #fullhouse #sanfrancisco #suckit

[winstonandlexgowest]

In search of tasty clam chowder #oneistheloneliestnumber (at Fishermans Wharf, Pier 39)

[winstonandlexgowest]

In search of tasty clam chowder #oneistheloneliestnumber

[winstonandlexgowest]

🙏died and went to snack heaven🙏

[winstonandlexgowest]

Hollywould

[winstonandlexgowest]

🌲Muir Woods🌲 #oaklandovererrthang

[winstonandlexgowest]

[winstonandlexgowest]

[staff]

Happy National Voter Registration Day, Tumblr.

The number one way of celebrating it? Registering to vote.

Every year, millions of eligible Americans neglect to register, which means that millions of important voices are utterly silent on Election Day. Don’t be one of them. There’s basically a 100% chance that something you care about is on the ballot, something you don’t want to be quiet about.

So be one of the loud ones. Register already. It’s an easy form that you already know all the answers to. No excuses.

[winstonandlexgowest]

Some things you might think while showering at Motel 6

How many people have peed in this shower?

Ew, there's a brigade of spiders in that light.

AH, what touched my leg?

This shower curtain is gross.

Don't look at the spiders, don't look at the spiders. 

Should I have hung my loofah there? 

Really? Would it have hurt you to install the shower head a few inches higher?

Did I deadbolt the door?....I wonder if that creepy lady is still outside with her cat on that leash?

This towel is so scratchy, did they starch it with semen?

[winstonandlexgowest]

When people started demanding boneless stuff like chicken without a bone or crab meat without the actual crab, or lazy lobster, that was the beginning of the erosion of our society as we know it. If you're not willing to work for a payoff like this, how do you expect us to, like, fight al Qaeda if you can't suck the meat out of a crab? Character builder, and delicious.

Anthony Bourdain

[winstonandlexgowest]

Can Anthony Bourdain just be with me at all times? 

[winstonandlexgowest]

Missing lazy days with my bike and my boo