❄{Mallowy}❄

Reblooping blog :3 | also I reblog +18 art and spooky art so if you don't want to see any i suggest leaving this blog alone

[moonbugggy]

need to write a fic where a bot wants to mass displace to fool around with their human but that tech is Not built in so they have to sneak into the lab to use the shrink ray thats there and have to sneak back to the bots room like teenagers. They get caught, inevitably, and now they have to deal with everyone knowing they're using the shrink ray without authorization to get freaky with the human because theres no way that won't spread like wildfire

[driftsart]

TFP pre war au-ish I just wanted to draw them :)

[bertramingit]

The looker

[aldecaver]

Somebody to blame

[aldecaver]

And they lived happily ever after

Original idea by sugwinni, I really wanted to animate it :)

[aldecaver]

Jail time

[thesilvercat13]

trying to figure out how to draw this stupid idiot oh my florp 😭😭😭

also i put numbers in order of what i drew first, second, etc cuz everything is so out of order…

im only on episode 15 in s1, swear im gonna continue binging the series im just BADDD at watching series bruh 😭

also i like how everyone draws him as a cat but he couldnt even give less of a shit about the animals on earth…atleast before ep 4, i’d like to think that after prowl taught him about stillness he grew a new appreciation for nature (even if he still prefers being indoors with electricity instead of out in the wild lolol) and started liking cats and got a more cat like appearance (idk how that would work but lets just pretend it makes sense 💀)

also i was gonna make his tail yellow but felt it blended in too much so i made it grey plus with the stripies it reminds me of longarm…so what if it was inspired by longarm…idk bruh, i only watched one episode with longarm in it idek what season it was but it was bc of that evil shockdad au i havent even read ?? i should read it…

um also bee doesnt have wings? 😿 idk if im gonna continue drawing him with wings because the car door wings might not make sense with the rest of his design? (honestly have no idea whats going on with it, what goes where???? hlep…) and i might simplify them to be single colored cuz i plan on simplifying his design even more (i hate drawing geometric shapes and lots of details bruuhhh)

also im starting to like tfa prowl, especially cuz of ep 4, so i wanna draw him at some point, i just cant be bothered rn cuz bumblebee 🫶 and also because its 4am and i should be asleep -_-

also has anyone else considered making his collar an actual bell collar?? and his stripe thingies on his head into whiskers??? cuz i havent seen that before…but i think its so cute >0< the yellow bell blends in with everything else but idgaf

im also drawing tfa bumblebee because all the other 3d shows/movies have such complicated designs man 😿 so dont be surprised if i start drawing tfa bumblebee without it even being related to tfa… i just need a general bumblebee design that wont drive me insane 😭 might make diff versions…need one thats more like bayverse bee cuz hes my fav

ok i should shut up now also i was looking at cuptoast’s tfa art it made me cry vro,,, AGAIN i need to shush ok BYEEEEEE

edit: also shoutout to bloominglegumes for inspiring me to draw transformers today, the fullbody (not sitting) was inspired by their style, i really liked how they simplified the transformers ;w;

[thechickenacross]

When you’re thinking of a good memory with your friend so your brain decides to compare it to another memory with a bad person and now you feel like a bad friend

[littlestarbum]

I've been having art block lately, Wich is why I don't post that much, I'll probably try to draw other transformers shows in the future, but for now you'll get protoform bee in a bumblebee onesie.

[moonbugggy]

i spent way too long on this lol

[moonbugggy]

Modern day miko dedicates a full afternoon to finding the most ear splitting breakcore song she can find to annoy Ratchet with (he said her music was hurting his audio receptors and she took that as a challenge), only when she presses play Ratchet is pleasantly surprised because it turns out breakcore is almost identical to an old cybertronian music genre that was popular prewar that he was a fan of

[moonbugggy]

i think ratchet (specifically tfp but others work as well) should have the cybertronian equivalent of a pony play kink and he keeps it buried deep deep deep down because no one can ever find out or he'll die.

It starts as a vague discomfort with the idea of organic operated vehicles in general. Like yeah sure they also have ships that aren't sentient, but thats Different. He can't say why its different but I think the sentiment is common enough no ones questioning him on it. It doesn't evolve past that until he's on earth, with an earth alt mode, pretending to actually be nothing more than an ambulance.

He finds that he can't stop thinking about it. How limited our cars are compared to them. Trapped in one form thats only really good for transporting others, not in control of their own movements, literally an object. Its horrifying and a little humiliating and he can't stop thinking about it and as it often does that leads to him developing a kink about it. And he finds it incredibly embarrassing and deals with it by constantly shitting on how low tech human vehicles are comparatively.

He starts out just imagining letting a human drive him, completely giving up control of his body on such a fundamental level. Not just his movement, which is bad enough already, but everything. This new alt mode is filled with dials and switches, allowing outside access to systems that were once completely internal. A human could climb inside him and just decide to turn on his sirens or his headlights and he has no real way of stopping them. How embarrassing, how violating. How hot.

Eventually he thinks about it too much and the fact that human cars are so technologically simple basically becomes bondage. He imagines being completely blind, not just cut off from any of his cameras and sensors and scanners, but lacking them entirely. Completely cut off from all the countless streams of data that keep him operational. Just barely aware of his fuel level, how fast he's going, and how long he's gone. Completely and utterly reliant on his human owner for everything else.

He once said, jokingly, that being a human ambulance would be a nice break from the war, and Optimus gave him such a knowing look that he was on the defensive about it for weeks.

[moonbugggy]

Imagine the bots with a human who has asthma. Ratchet would not let them go outside if he could.

Look. Ratchet can understand parts not working. He gets that things break down or maybe weren't built right. And really, when put in the context of the meager human lifespan, we get decent enough usage out of our parts before they start to break down. He's seen bots with fuel pumps that don't work like they should or faults in their construction that go on to do further damage. None of that is new to him. None of this is unique to humans.

No, the infuriating thing about humans is how utterly impossible we are to repair! You mean to tell him that, technically speaking, they could give you new working lungs but it's so risky that they don't even consider "sometimes my lungs constrict and stop taking in oxygen at all. It makes me cough so hard I throw up and might genuinely kill me" to be a severe enough condition to be worth it?? He understands that spare parts are rare, pits below does he understand, but to him that should at least get you put on the waiting list! This is a problem that you could permanently solve- the answer is right there! But no- the plan is to just manage it for life and pray!

So yes, he's a bit of a worrier, sue him! He can't help it when he's fully aware that if something goes wrong, he's even less equipped to deal with it than he usually is since crashing on this awful planet! He'd worry a hell of a lot less if this was something he could easily fix. Then he could just berate you for being thoughtless and wasting his time!

...he cares, I swear! This is him caring! He's always reminding you to keep your puffers with you take them when you need them, but... yeah he's still Ratchet lol

[moonbugggy]

i do enjoy the occasional bots keeping humans as pets au but I think more people should get a little all tomorrows with it. Like if you're explicitly saying bots are breeding humans to be kept as pets you can't tell me they aren't doing fucked up dog breeding practices to make 'cuter' more docile humans. Not to mention they'd probably be able to figure out some fucking insane gene editing system or whatever medical procedure to make some really weird designer looks.

Anyways. a bot who wants a human pet but doesn't think the readily available domestic ones are authentic enough or something so they go to earth and poach a feral one and it goes about as well as those people who get mauled by their wolfdogs. Little fucker somehow managed to escape its cage while the bot was recharging and do some serious damage to their internals.

[moonbugggy]

For the alphabet meme, S with Optimus?

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

Optimus is, by nature, rather protective of humanity and you're no exception. It's hard not to be when he blames himself for bringing their war to your planet. Not to mention what would likely happen if Megatron ever found out just how important you are to him. So, you'll forgive him for being a bit of a worrier. He doesn't want you involved with missions at all if he can help it, but he can be convinced. The autobots all know to be on their best behaviour around you too.

When you do inevitably get caught up in the fighting, Prime gets a lot more vicious, even more so than when humans usually get involved. He wants things over fast so he can get you to safety. It tips off Megatron which does put a bigger target on your back, much to Prime's dismay.

If you end up fighting to protect him, it bring up a lot of feelings. For one, you shouldn't have to do this, he should have been strong enough to keep you safe, to have kept your people safe. But there's also a humbling honor to it? That despite everything you've come to trust and care for him enough to willingly put yourself in front of a con. It lights a fire in him to make sure that trust isn't misplaced

[moonbugggy]

Thinking of bots domesticating humans mess me up psychologically (in a good horror way). Pet Humans besides looking freaky to 'wild' humans being dependant on bots care to thrive

It's like. I get it I also enjoy the fantasy of being the Cute Beloved Pet without focusing on how fucked up it would be realistically, but it's so much fun to dig into the horror too! Humans do not deal well with captivity, and like yeah there's president for humans keeping pets that dont do well in captivity and really shouldnt be pets (parrots for one), but realistically with how short humans live compared to bots and their advanced tech it makes more sense for them to just... make humans better pets. Especially if we're going to say pet humans are decently popular.

Consider this- At some point pretty early in human history, some bot stumbles across earth and grabs a few humans for whatever reason. something something something, humans end up being domesticated. Over thousands of years while life on Earth is progressing as normal, on Cybertron humans are being twisted into strange shapes. Literally having their humanity bred out of them. The vast majority of Cybertron has never even considered that these weird little organics could be sentient in the same way you've never wondered if your hamster could secretly play the piano.

Then, somehow, the voyager I golden record finds its way to Cybertron. It takes a while to decipher, they don't have tech like this, but when they finally do its... upsetting to say the least. Because it's undeniably human in origin. This desperate greeting to the universe- here, here is how to find us, here is our dna, our planet, our music, our children. Here is an incredibly simple explanation of our math so you can understand us. We have skyscrapers, planes, cars, rockets, and we are sending this probe and record of us into the depths of space in the desperate hope you'll be able to understand it.

....The bot looks over at their beloved human, curled up on its little nest. It doesn't really look like the humans in the images, and is generally uninterested in much besides eating and sleeping and cuddling up in the bots servo. They really can't imagine it figuring out rocket science but the proof is undeniable. They want to purge as the reality of what they've done to humanity sets in.

[moonbugggy]

So there's a concept in puppetry called secondary movement. It's the reason why so many muppets have bits of longer fur and its demonstrated really well on big bird and animal. The idea is that material that moves and sways outside of the direct movements of the puppeteer helps sell the illusion and make them seem more alive. You can see it in miss piggy flipping her hair over her shoulder or how animal's... fur i guess bobs and sways as he moves his head. The more movement you can get out of a puppet the more alive it feels, generally, and this is an easy and effective way to do that.

So with that in mind- consider how humans must look to cybertronians.

They don't have hair that blows in the wind or skirts that twirl when they spin. They're all hard metal. Humans must seem so full of movement comparatively. The way our clothes shift at the slightest movements helping to exaggerate every motion to the bots. Imagine they're driving somewhere fast and you stick your head out the window and they see your hair being blown around like crazy for the first time I bet they'd loose their minds