SENTENCE MEME ⟶ JON RICHARDSON: ULTIMATE WORRIER / 2.03
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“We know each other. We’re married.”
“We haven’t seen each other in two weeks, and it’s working well for us.”
“I think I said it in a much more grander way than that.”
“You reminded me of each other.”
“I fear that a bird of prey will take my dog.”
“What if you fall asleep and a dog goes, ‘I’m eating that’?”
“I saw a Finnish man eating chips, grab a seagull from the air, and scream at it.”
“A crow tried to pick me up.”
“It landed on my head, and I felt its talons, and I thought it was gonna pick me up.”
“I’m worried a crow is gonna steal my wife.”
“I mean, this doesn’t help me.”
“Could you pretend to be my dog, please?”
“It’s depressing how quickly I went into that.”
“You’re not willing to get a bigger dog in fear that it will kill you.”
“I’m spending too much of my leisure time researching what to do with my leisure time.”
“I didn’t even know I was doing it until you described you doing it.”
“My therapist said it’s control.”
“I don’t know what they thought it was gonna be.”
“You need to stop reading reviews.”
“It’s just ranting about how the crumb he coughed out earlier landed on his new carpet.’
“I book it, she researches it, then tells me it’s a shithole.”
“Pubs are closing in favor of organized fun.”
“That just makes you want to throw darts at people.”
“This is a deep-fried snack, so we don’t need chives in the mayo.”
“There’s a reason those are for toddlers.”
“Throwing axes on a date, and you’d get to know quite a lot about the person.”
“In fairness, you don’t want to marry someone and then find out what they’re like with an axe in their hand.”
“I know no fear. I’m scared of no man, or woman.”
“You are scared of ghosts, the dark, noises.”
“I’m looking forward to spending time with him in an environment where I might see him have weaknesses that I can later use against him.”
“I think her goal here is to wind me up so I lose my temper.”
“I might break the record today and if I don’t I’ll be very upset.”
“I’ve hid in a cupboard for hours waiting for him to come home and jumped out and he shat his pants.”
“I’m quite dead inside, so anything that makes me feel is a good thing.”
“Oh, don’t start making this about bloody men and women.”
“We can’t manage to do anything without an argument.”
“As my granny said, if you’re not arguing, someone’s keeping quiet about something.”
“I can’t be responsible for the crimes of your past.”
“Be aware of the ghost snakes.”
“This marriage is over, we can’t even play a game.”
“Our handyman is the glue that holds our marriage together.”
“I came out of the thing and then shit my pants.”
“I should have let you go first.”
“Have you really shit your pants?”
“I was shooting breast milk out of my breast into a bowl two meters away when he walked in.”
“He’s a great bloke, but we can never have him in our house again.”
“I don’t understand sport anymore.”
“E-sports are not what Northern people call sports.”
“If you can play it in a caravan, it’s a game.”
“They’re all having a lovely time, and I don’t get it.”
“Sometimes angsty men screaming at each other is quite fun to watch.”
“It should be banned, it should be made illegal.”
“He should be arrested, this should be shut down, and you should go to bed.”
“He’s far nicer after he’s had a couple of drinks.”
“I prefer him after he’s had a couple drinks.”
“That man should be masturbating in his bedroom.”
“Why isn’t she earning as much as the guy?”
“Wow, they’re eurotrash.”
“I worry for the future generation massively.”
“I worry that you have a fetish that you haven’t told me about.”
“You’re basing that off my appearance?”
“Someone can’t be as angst-ridden and emotionally tense and repressed as you without hiding some deep inner fetish.”
“What gives you the impression I have potential to be kinky?”
“I’ve literally never made that link until you put them together.”
“I don’t know if it’s a fetish, but I feel better after I’ve seen it.”
“I think that’s disgusting.”
“These are real fetishes I’ve found on the internet.”
“Get in there, you dirty git.”
“You’ve got your yucky socks on.”
“You quite like a crap day, when everyone’s miserable and you have to stay in.”
“Holy shit, it’s like a sex swimming pool.”
“If I ruled this world, this is what I would do.”
“I want a bath of marshmallows.”
“I feel like the luckiest person alive.”
“I don’t have family anymore, there’s only marshmallow.”
“It’s like a million sexy pillows.”
“This was all going a bit too well.”
“This is something you said that you would shit your pants if it was on you.”
“Oh, man, leave some blood flow down there.”
“What’s the opposite of a boner? I have that.”
“I want it to go away from me now.”
“Get off my mate’s dick!”
“My dick’s gone inside, and it’s gonna take months to get it back out.”
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