Seven Seas of why

🌼 I changed it 🌼 ~I'm trying~

[campadog]

[absinthe--cocktail]

…I just woke up from a dream in which there was an app that notified you when nearby LARPs needed an NPC, and you could, like, go pretend to be a surly shopkeeper or whatever and get paid, like, $10 for it.

[nehirose]

damn now i want this to be an actual thing.

[latex-salesman]

[literalforklift]

🎉🎉 HAPPY 1985 EVERYBODY!! 🎉🎉

[eowynwise]

Eevee loves you unconditionally. 

[tagfer]

i love Eevee unconditionally

[lilsugarbush]

[unfollowfriday]

women dating men with bubble butts and not running that ass in the ground is homophobic and violent

[artgroupie]

have yall seen how straight men handle personal hygiene? wishing that experience on a woman is misogyny

[612l-deactivated20180916]

this post just kills you twice huh

[not-the-real-norbert-hofer]

me: *lying face down in mud in the middle of the scottish highlands*

friend: what are you doing?

me: *muffled because of the dirt* I’m having me time

[blackqueerblog]

I hate it to the depth of my soul. It’s so unfair to us.

[pdlcomics]

Mister Nice

[everythingfox]

😶

[unclefather]

[gunitnekoh]

Congrats “on” your baby

[k-eke]

I wish you a merry christmas !!!

Joyeux Noël !

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

I made Gary (my gecko) a tiny Tallis and yarmulke for Rosh Hashanah and he wished u all happy new year

[captainlordauditor]

I’M VERY PROUD OF HIM PLEASE TELL HIM I LOVE HIM

[sweetbr1ar]

aww he should hang out with my dog

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

THIS IS THE BEST POSSIBLE RESPONSE TELL UR DOG THEYRE A GOOD BOY

[sweetbr1ar]

I’ll totally tell him! he is totally the best, here are two more photos from that joyous occasion. happy new year to you and gary!!

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Broke: animals wearing Halloween costumes

Woke: animals wearing traditional Jewish clothing

[dogblessyou]

I heard you like nice Jewish dogs?

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

This post is the best thing that’s ever happened to me

[fruit-juice-cocktail]

@therealfeedback

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

The best little mensches <3

[hotcommunist-deactivated2019032]

the person who adopted greble was jewish, but back home for the holidays. we didn’t want him to miss out, so did our best to make him a yarmulke with what was available (gift wrap used for a space themed present)

[infernalfae]

a family friend of mine threw a bar mitzvuh for her dog when he turned 13 and the pics she took truly give me life

[navigatorsnorth]

@ruffboijuliaburnsides

[pansexualpandion]

I love all of these!

Though the last puppy’s face just screams “I have no idea what these symbols mean”

[rocketumbl]

Theo Jansen  Strandbeest

[qualiachameleon]

Side note: These don’t have motors. They’re completely momentum/wind-powered and literally just wander around beaches unsupervised like giant abstract monsters.

[hockpock]

these are both amazing and COMPLETELY TERRIFYING

[tuxedodurthdyhvcklinq]

IF I SAW ONE OF THESE COMING I WOULD CRY

[itsallprimal]

https://www.strandbeest.com/

I had to check this out ANNNNNDD… 

https://www.amazon.com/Powered-Walking-Walker-Strandbeest-Assembly/dp/B01GHGRT9A/ref=asc_df_B01GHGRT9A/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=216539147262&hvpos=1o1&hvnetw=g&hvrand=6894876325960791255&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9009920&hvtargid=pla-351536328955&psc=1

YOU CAN MAKE YOUR OWN MINIS!!!!! 

[stimman3000]

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[rainbowdogma]

roomba.

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

he monch

[its--5am-deactivated20190318]

[becughmitchell]

I took you to that play, and you said you loved it. Because I did!